Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Help me—"

Bajie and Sha Seng were trying hard to pull off the golden coat of the Peng Eagle.

He protected himself with both hands, "Don't take it off, this is not clothes..."

Tang Shan curiously twirled a corner of her sleeve and said, "Isn't it a piece of clothing? Then it looks too much like a piece of clothing."

Bajie raised his leg and kicked the Peng Eagle on the butt. "Master, don't listen to his nonsense. The clothes are all woven with gold thread. It's worth taking them away."

The big eagle had a sad face, and there was no trace of the domineering and arrogant attitude it had just now.

"They are made from my feathers. If you pull them away, I won't have any feathers when I turn back into a bird!"

Birds all consider feathers to be beautiful. Birds without feathers will become depressed, which is more painful than killing them.

When they think about flying 90,000 miles with their bodies naked in the future, countless people will look up and see a big bald bird in the sky.

He had already been rejected many times in his pursuit of the Peacock Princess, and if his feathers were gone, he probably wouldn't even be allowed in.

In this regard, he may be able to become a friend with a lot of topics to talk about with the bootlicker Bajie.

Tang Shan originally thought it was just a piece of clothing worth a few dollars, but it turned out to be a golden feather.

This is more valuable!

She suddenly felt that the touch of the clothes was different, and the desire in her eyes could no longer be concealed.

Dapeng Diao hugged himself and shivered. It seemed like he shouldn't have said that?

"Tang Monk, I won't eat you anymore. Just pretend I've never been here. Can you please let me go?"

The big eagle begged for mercy humbly, with tears glistening at the corners of its eyes.

Other monsters eat Tang Monk's flesh in order to achieve immortality and improve their cultivation.

He did it simply because he liked to eat human flesh, and the most famous human flesh in the world was the flesh of the walking bald Tang Monk.

We insist on going up the mountain road every day, so the meat is firm. We only eat vegetarian food and not meat, so the meat is fragrant and clear.

In addition, if he ate Tang Monk's flesh, which so many monsters had not eaten, he would be so proud to tell others about it later.

The Dapeng Eagle loves to eat human flesh the most, and the flesh of Tang Monk is his highest pursuit in eating human flesh, it is his obsession.

And this obsession vanished into thin air under the gaze of the three traitors in Heaven.

He suddenly thought that other meats were also good.

Bajie sneered, "Don't you want to eat? You can't have it!"

Sha Seng was puzzled: "We don't have juvenile amnesia, why do we pretend you haven't been here?"

Xiao Bai fanned the flames: "You just leave when you say so. Where will our senior brother and master's face be?"

Wukong nodded, "Weren't you yelling quite wildly just now?"

Nezha stretched out his hand, "I don't care about that. Give me my weapon back. I need to go back to sleep."

Erlang Shen's three eyes widened. "Mine too. I have important things to do."

His important task was to let Xiaotian Dog walk around the mountain to see which wild flowers were the most fragrant, and then pick those and send them back to Guanghan Palace.

He is someone who truly loves you and will give you enough sense of ceremony no matter what.

Even if he is stingy and doesn't want to spend money, he is willing to take the trouble to find free flowers to send to him.

Erlang Shen was moved by his own perseverance, so he didn't understand why Chang'e still didn't accept him.

Xiaotian Dog: How about we exchange it for something valuable?

Tang Shan put down the corner of her clothes with regret, "Okay, we won't pluck your hair."

The Peng Eagle's face lit up with joy, "A monk must keep his word!"

Tang Shan curled her lips, "Then can you tell me, you have eaten so many people, how should I punish you?"

There was always a faint smile on her face, like a smiling devil.

"I..." Dapeng's heart was pounding, "I have money!"

"I will give you all the property left by the King of Lion City."

Tang Shan shook her head, "Do you think I'm a greedy person?"

Disciples + Nezha + Erlang Shen and the dog: Ah? Aren't you that kind of person?

Without waiting for the Peng Eagle to answer, she continued, "This is not enough."

"I still have some. I'll give you everything I've saved over the years!"

As he spoke, he struggled to pull out a few South Sea pearls and a few strings of red agate and imperial jade from under his clothes.

Every time he got a new beautiful and precious thing, he would send it to the Peacock Princess first. He didn't have time to send these things to her.

Tang Shan glanced at what he was holding, "That's it?"

It's not that she is getting cocky now, it's just that she really has the capital to look down on this ugly guy.

After all, it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the richest person in Journey to the West.

Nezha sneered. If Tang Seng would be interested in such a small thing, why would he take a part-time job catching monsters and taking over other people's duty just for one million taels of gold?

Erlang Shen's three eyes lit up, thinking that Chang'e might like this thing.

He poked Roaring Sky Dog with his toes and said, "Go, bring the thing here."

Xiaotian Dog raised his head, and his dark and stern face was filled with a pair of wet eyes filled with rejection.

Master, you want me to take away their things in front of Tang Seng and his disciples. You might as well send me to be reincarnated directly.

Erlang Shen scolded in a low voice: "Useless thing."

Roaring Sky Dog lowered his head and muttered, "If you need anything, go ahead."

Tang Shan glanced at the Peng Eagle with interest. "After all, your fur is still the most valuable."

Bajie and Sha Seng understood and continued to take off their clothes.

Dapeng hugged his clothes and cried out in agony, "You might as well kill me—"

Tang Shan: "We were eating grilled chicken wings at Lion Camel Ridge Square?"

The Dapeng Eagle is a bird, which is similar to a chicken and even tastes better than chicken.

Bajie: "Roasted chicken wings~ I like them, don't I?"

Sha Monk: "Then I'll go and light the fire?"

Xiaobai: "Then I'll go collect firewood?"

Wukong: "Roast it on my iron rod?"

He suddenly remembered the weapons that the King Kong Bracelet had just collected.

Erlang Shen had a bad feeling.

Wukong raised his three-pointed, two-edged sword, "Master—this is perfect for picking up chicken wings."

Erlang Shen: “Puff——”

Nezha: "Hahahaha——"

The next second, Wukong picked up the Hun Tian Ling again, "This is used to dip honey."

Erlang Shen: “Hahahaha——”

Nezha: "I will fight you."

The Peng Eagle struggled desperately, "I am Tathagata's uncle. You monks cannot eat meat. Do you want to break the precepts?"

He felt like he was going crazy. He couldn't win by force, and the soft ones were too dangerous.

Tang Shan was impatient, "Do you want to kill me or kill me? You are such a grown man, why are you so nagging me? When you wanted to eat me, I didn't say a word of resistance."

I even keep delivering myself to the fairy's doorstep.

The Peng Eagle was shocked. Having no hair meant that it was barely surviving, and its life was ruined.

Losing your life is like being reborn, and your life is over.

But he doesn't want to die, he wants to live a safe life...

Tears fell on the hands of Bajie and Sha Seng. They were stunned. Were they crying?

"Hey, we didn't do anything to you."

Bajie let go of his hand and took a few steps back.

Sha Monk: "Even if there was, it was done by Second Brother and me, don't involve Master."

Bajie...