Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Good question. It seems like this is the first time we meet."

Erlang Shen retracted his three-pointed, double-edged sword, "But don't you want to eat Tang Sanzang's flesh?"

Their purpose in coming was to ensure Tang Sanzang's safety, although they were reluctant to do so.

"What? You want a share of the pie too?"

Dapeng Diao has a unique way of thinking, so it’s not a bad idea to share some of it with the two of them.

Nezha angrily shouted: "I, Nezha, want to protect someone, how can you touch him!"

After saying that, the man, the dog and the lotus root attacked again.

"Hmph, if you don't eat the toast, you will be punished with a drink."

The Dapeng Eagle opened the mouth of the Yin-Yang Qi Bottle and was about to suck everyone in.

Below, Bajie and Sha Seng were each holding a large loudspeaker and pressing it against the mouths of the green-haired lion and the white elephant.

Wukong stood behind them, holding a banana in each hand and pressing it against their necks.

This posture should be taking hostages.

"Third brother, stop fighting. The brothers have all been captured."

After the Green-Haired Lion finished shouting, he whispered to Wukong behind him, "Is this all right?"

"Yeah, it's okay." Wukong said truthfully, "How about you?"

"Oh, I'll be right there." Bai Xiang responded quickly, "Third brother, you can't beat them. Put down your weapons and surrender immediately."

The sound from the loudspeaker instantly spread into the air, and the Peng Eagle took a look at the situation below.

If it weren't for his excellent eyesight, he would have hardly seen the bananas on the necks of the blue-haired lion and the white elephant.

What big brother and second brother? The reason I became sworn brothers with them was to eat Tang Monk's flesh.

As a result, these two useless guys not only failed to catch the person but also got themselves involved.

Since it's no longer useful, there's no need to curry favor with me.

"Sun Wukong, if you have the guts, just kill them both. Do you think I'll frown?"

Bajie: "Oh no, it seems the brotherhood between you three is more fragile than the paper given by Master."

Tang Shan raised her head and said, "Even though you're flying so high, I can't see if you're frowning."

Everyone in the room fell silent. Was that the point?

Nezha turned his face away, not wanting to admit that he knew Tang Seng.

I haven't seen him for a while, and he's still as crazy as ever.

Erlang Shen sneered, wondering what future Sun Wukong would have with such a master.

The Green-Haired Lion and the White Elephant were not happy. They snatched the loud speakers from Pigsy and Sha Seng's hands and asked, "How dare you talk like that?"

"If you have the guts, come down and let's have a fight."

After all, they have been calling each other brothers for hundreds of years, but they turned against each other just like that.

Tang Shan has collapsed in the chair and started to doze off. It's time for her nap today.

Nothing could disturb her sleep except gold.

The Dapeng Eagle had an evil smile on his face. "Don't worry, once I've dealt with the two above, I'll go down and stew you and Tang Sanzang together."

With just one sentence, he instantly aroused public anger.

Except for the spineless Bajie, Wukong, the green-haired lion, the white elephant and others are sharpening their knives and preparing to fly into the sky to show their skills.

Now, Dapeng became the first person to be besieged by the three traitors in heaven at the same time.

Even Tathagata has never received such treatment. Even if he dies today, it will be a worthy death.

Nezha: "I hate people who are crazier than me the most."

Erlang Shen: "You are even more pretentious than me in front of my dog. I can't stand it."

Wukong soared into the sky: "Take this stick from me, Sun Wukong!"

The Green Lion and the White Elephant, following closely behind, quickly braked. "Three of us are fighting one of us. If we get in there, we might get hurt by mistake."

The Green-haired Lion lowered his eyes and said, "Second brother is right. We should find a safe place to watch the battle."

Their eyes simultaneously fell on Tang Shan, who was sleeping soundly on a huge rock near the cave entrance.

Beside him, Sha Seng was fanning himself, and Xiaobai was blocking the sun, it was like a paradise appearing in the melee.

The two brothers looked at each other and said, "Yeah! That's it!"

Upon hearing this, Dapeng Eagle quickly raised his Fang Tian Ji to resist, but Wukong threw out the Vajra Bracelet. The white bracelet opening turned into the size of a table and instantly sucked in the weapons and magic treasures of the three opponents.

The Peng Eagle looked at himself with empty hands and said, "Didn't you say you'd take my stick?"

How did it become a set of weapons?

Wukong smiled and took back the diamond bracelet. "All's fair in war. Master said there's no need to talk about morality with you monsters."

The Peng Eagle was furious, "You stupid monkey, don't forget that you are also a demon!"

"Eh~" Wukong laughed instead of getting angry, "There are differences between demons and monsters."

When gods see him, whether they like it or not, they have to call him Great Sage, while other monsters can only be called monsters.

Erlang Shen glared at Wukong with all three of his eyes. "I understand you're collecting demonic artifacts, but what do you mean by taking my three-pointed, two-edged sword?"

Want to take revenge? Help his rival, his own junior brother Zhu Bajie, to steal his magic weapon?

Nezha's face was as dark as ink, and the Hun Tian Ling, Fire Spear and Qian Kun Circle on his body were also taken away.

If the wind-fire wheels under his feet were not transformed from a phoenix, he would probably have been sucked away.

"You better give me a reasonable explanation, you stupid monkey."

Wukong: It's your fault that you and the monster are standing in the same direction. It's normal that you mistakenly received the diamond bracelet.

"Oh, don't worry, don't worry. Now that everyone has no weapons, we can continue fighting."

After he finished speaking, Erlang Shen, Nezha and Dapeng Eagle stared at him at the same time, "Then what's the matter with the golden cudgel in your hand?"

Xiaotian Dog quietly moved behind Erlang Shen's butt, fearing that he would be sent out by his master to be cannon fodder.

The big eagle has excellent eyesight and he immediately captured Tang Shan's location.

The current situation is no longer suitable for a protracted fight. If he swoops down and picks up Tang Seng and runs away, his chances of winning are still quite good.

So he turned the bird's head, and the huge golden wings flapped a few times, instantly stirring up a gust of wind.

Although Erlang Shen has no weapons, his divine eye is his greatest weapon.

"If you want to run away, there's no way."

The light from the Heavenly Eye shot directly into the eyes of the Big Peng Eagle, and the Sky Dog bit his claws.

Nezha showed his three heads and six arms, jumped directly onto the head of the Dapeng Eagle and started a physical and violent attack.

The Peng Eagle reluctantly bent down and tried to reach Tang Shan with its beak.

The white elephant's trunk stretched out in an instant, and with its hands on its hips, it protected the front of the bird with its trunk wrapped around its beak, locking it tightly.

"Hmph, let's see how you can open your mouth."

The green-haired lion picked up the long tail behind its butt and kept scratching the nostrils of the Peng Eagle with the hair on its tail.

"You just spoke so arrogantly."

Seeing this, Bajie, who was originally frightened, bravely walked out.

He turned his back to the Peng Eagle and lifted a corner of his clothes. "Puff——"

A loud fart hit the Peng Eagle's face accurately.

The Green-haired Lion and the White Elephant ran away instantly, "This dead pig has no moral principles."

The Roc, its beak freed from its shackles, endured the severe pain and stench and tried to move forward.

"Ah——" A scream resounded through the sky.

Someone poked a stick into the anus, and the constipation that had lasted for hundreds of years was cured.

The light in the Peng's eyes gradually disappeared, and its wings that stretched for tens of thousands of miles began to dissipate and shrink, eventually turning into a human figure wearing golden armor.

"Who stabbed me just now!" an angry question rang out.