Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Xiao Zuanfeng's cave was suddenly deserted, with only Tang Shan and a few others left.

"Master, where are we going next?"

When Wukong walked out of the cave, he saw some little demons carrying their bags and sneaking off to other places.

Bajie: "Why don't we go to Lion City first and capture the three demon leaders who live alone?"

Whether attacking two or one, it is better to attack the lone one first.

"No, let's go to the Lion Camel Cave to meet the lions and elephants first."

Tang Shan took a sip of water. She was so thirsty from her long speech just now, and she might have to argue with the lion and elephant again later.

It’s really not easy to be a master.

Bajie quickly stopped him, "Master, if we rush in, we'll be sending sheep into the tiger's mouth!"

Master, you'd better not take me with you.

Cuilan is still waiting for me to come back!

Cuilan: It would be better if you died outside.

"No venture, no gain. One must have a spirit of adventure."

Tang Shan continued walking without stopping.

Bajie...

If you know there is danger but still rush into it, you are a fool!

Sha Seng: Could it be that one of the kings is a tiger?

Several people continued to wander around Lion Camel Ridge in a swaggering manner, and some of them were seen running away with their luggage.

Tang Shan greeted them with a smile, "Don't walk too fast, be careful not to fall."

Relying on the fairy costumes and so-called tokens on their bodies, no fairy doubted their identities.

From this we can see that there are huge security loopholes in Lion Camel Ridge under the management of these two kings.

There was a cave not far away, with two guards standing in front of it.

Master Tang Shan and his disciple wiped their faces, took off their disguises, and walked leisurely towards the cave entrance.

Bajie: "Master is so crazy."

Taibai Jinxing said that this place is very dangerous, and he should have followed the little demon while he was running away.

Why did you deliver it to my door in person?

The monster said that eating Tang Monk's flesh was very worry-free.

Wukong: "With me here, what can happen to Master? Watch your mouth and don't say anything nonsense later."

He pulled the golden cudgel out of his ear and held it in his hand, ready to make all necessary preparations.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai followed behind obediently, with a bit of nervousness on their faces.

"Who is it?" The guard drew his sword and attacked.

Tang Shan...

She pointed to her bald head and the cassock on her body and said, "See, a monk with several disciples, what can you associate with it?"

Even the guarding monsters are so inconsiderate, no wonder they can't eat Tang Monk's flesh.

They glanced at it and said "Oh~" in sudden realization.

"That's right, it's just what you think!" Tang Shan encouraged and expected him, "Say it boldly!"

"You were sent by the three kings to perform for the first and second kings, right? Hahahaha——"

"That's quite a sacrifice on your part. Did you really shave your head?"

"Could it be that he is trying to pretend to be Tang Monk to cheer up the king?"

Master and disciple Tang Shan were so shocked that they couldn't even speak. What kind of train of thought was this?

Shouldn't he have discovered immediately that they were Tang Seng and his disciples?

Also, the goblins seem to be living such a comfortable life that they even invite people to perform on the mountain?

Can you kill and eat it after the performance?

The two guard demons kept joking and even wanted to reach out and touch Tang Shan's bald head.

Wukong was so frightened that he almost wanted to swing his stick and start fighting, but fortunately Tang Shan leaned back in a second and avoided the little demon's eagle claw technique.

Since they all misunderstood and were going to go to jail anyway, they might as well admit it.

"Be careful not to pull my bald hood off."

"Okay, you guys go in first. Tang Sanzang will be arriving at the Underworld soon."

"What's wrong with Xiao Zuanfeng? It's so late and he hasn't come to report on his work yet..."

The real lord Tang Shan and several others came in one after another. You couldn't seize the opportunity to eat Tang Monk's flesh even though it was right in front of you.

In the main hall of the cave, the green-haired lion and the six-tusked white elephant were sitting upright, clinking glasses and laughing happily.

Tang Shan: Laugh as much as you can, you won’t be able to laugh anymore later.

"Hmm?" The green-haired lion with messy hair leaned down, and his oppressive eyes lingered on Tang Shan and the others.

"Are you guys new here?"

The six-tusked white elephant swung its trunk in a laugh, "More and more people are coming to us at Lion Camel Ridge."

Just as he reached the corner and was about to hurriedly report to Yaoji that a large number of little demons had escaped without permission, he stopped.

If he went up and said it now, wouldn't he be slapping the Second King in the face in public?

No, let’s wait until the king is in a good mood and there are not many people around.

At worst, just pretend you never knew about it.

The goblin made up his mind and quietly retreated again.

The disciples stood in a row, their eyes scanning the surrounding combat forces and existing threats like motors.

Wukong was thinking about his opponent's attack methods and combat strategies, while Bajie was looking at the several roads in the cave and deciding which one would be faster to run away from if a fight broke out.

Tang Shan looked at the two big monsters in the upper position curiously. No, what about this green-haired lion? Then what was the lion she had fought in the Black Chicken Kingdom before?

That's not right. Manjushri Bodhisattva has two mounts? And both are lions? Twin brothers?

No, no, the one from the Black Chicken Country was castrated. This one looks more masculine, sloppier, and more fierce.

Tang Shan straightened her robes and touched Cheng Liang's shiny head.

The master and his disciples looked at each other and tacitly strengthened their gazes towards each other.

"I am the Tang Sanzang you are looking for."

It is loud and clear, like thunder in the ears.

The celestial officials on duty, such as Jia Lan, asked, "Did you see that? It was Tang Sanzang who led his disciples into the demon cave just now."

"Are you dazzled? Didn't Taibai Jinxing tell them that this demon was quite powerful and difficult to deal with? Why didn't they stay away and just showed up?"

"Well, you know they're all crazier than each other when they're seeking the scriptures. This isn't the first time they've done something like this."

The Gongcao rubbed his fingers nervously, "Should I report this to my superiors?"

If they really can't get out, I will be held accountable.

Galan swallowed his saliva with forced composure, "Let's wait a little longer. If there's no movement in an hour or two, we'll quickly look for someone."

They usually just hide in the clouds and fish, occasionally watching Bajie and Wukong quarreling and bickering, but they are basically useless.

At this moment, they were squatting in a row on the edge of the clouds like they were in a toilet, watching the movements in the Lion Camel Cave without relaxing their eyes for a moment.

If a few goblins came into the cave carrying cauldrons or spices, they would all explode.

In the nine heavens above them, several immortals were flying on clouds.

"The world is really going downhill. Why are there so many people squatting there to poop? Do they have any sense of public morality anymore?"

The clouds covered the buttocks of the duty officer and Galan, so only the upper bodies could be seen from above.

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