Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"I just remembered that there's a can of exquisite tea in the temple. I have a connection with the holy monk, so why not have a few cups before leaving?"

Tang Shan didn't seem interested. No matter how delicious tea was, it was still tea. Gold was different.

Bajie covered his big belly with one hand, "We already drank a lot in there just now."

He shook it deliberately, and could hear the sound of water shaking inside his body.

Tang Shan: "Master, please keep it. I don't know anything about tea, so I won't waste it."

"Saint Monk, my Huanghua Temple is seldom visited. Please have pity on my loneliness and chat with me again."

Tang Shan: If he really is a Taoist priest, then she would inevitably suspect that he has some evil intentions towards her.

However, the fact that he was so anxious for them to stay made him seem more like a goblin.

Huanghua Temple is a Taoist temple after all, so it must have a lot of worshippers. Maybe he hid the gold just now.

"Row."

The Taoist priest felt relieved. As long as Tang Seng entered his territory and closed the gate, he could enjoy Tang Seng's flesh alone.

Wukong quickly pulled Tang Shan over and said, "Master, this Taoist priest doesn't look kind."

Tang Shan smiled and said, "Don't worry, Master is here, nothing will happen."

Wukong was shocked. Who is protecting whom in the journey to obtain the scriptures now?

Why does it sound like I'm the one being protected?

The few of them entered the main hall again, and the Taoist priest sent the fairy boy away, saying that he wanted to make tea himself.

Tang Shan: No one comes to visit you for no reason. There must be something fishy going on with your hospitality.

While the Taoist priest was making tea, the master and his disciples began to discuss countermeasures.

Bajie said with some disdain, "Master, I think you are just too cautious. If it were really a demon, you would have tied us up just now."

How can we allow them to come and go freely?

"You idiot, are you looking for a fight?" Wukong suddenly jumped up.

Tang Shan gave her two disciples a look and they immediately fell silent.

Four cups of tea were placed steadily in front of Tang Shan and the others.

She asked knowingly, "Master, why don't you drink?"

I have to go there in person to make tea, because I can tell at a glance that it is poisoned.

A fairy actually uses the tricks of mortals. It's really embarrassing for the fairy.

The Taoist priest smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry. You are the guests here. Please try it first."

In the past few years, he collected the droppings of hundreds of bird species on the back mountain. After steaming and drying them three times and constantly adjusting the proportions, he added his own centipede venom and had already made a highly toxic substance.

A mortal only needs half a spoonful to see the King of Hell immediately. Even a god will be crippled if he eats three spoonfuls.

Tang Shan stared at the tea in front of her with a frown, which was covered with a thick layer of white powder.

No, if you want to poison someone, just poison them. Can you be more professional?

Whose tea has a layer of white powder floating on top? Are you afraid that others don't know it's poisonous?

She couldn't help but complain wildly in her heart.

In addition to its appearance, the taste of the tea is also hard to describe.

You can smell its pungent and slightly strange smell from dozens of centimeters away. I can't even drink a sip of this thing even if you pay me.

Tang Shan raised her head and glanced at the Taoist priest imperceptibly. She even suspected that this demon was sent by the Heavenly Court to test the IQ of their master and disciple.

Wukong also frowned, as animals' sense of smell is inherently more sensitive than that of mortals.

He felt something was wrong as soon as he smelled it.

The Taoist priest stood by and smiled, "Drink, why don't you drink?"

Could it be that you discovered something?

The disciples looked at their master. He asked us to drink. What should we do?

Tang Shan laughed and said, "My apprentices are all spoiled. They need to drink tea with fruits and snacks so that they can enjoy the tea in peace."

Wukong nodded in agreement with his master and said "yes" several times.

Bajie didn't care at all. It would definitely be nice to have some snacks. Maybe he could even bring a few to eat on the road. The more the better.

The Taoist priest walked out with a smile on his face. He didn't expect that Tang Seng and his disciples were so troublesome that even drinking a cup of tea caused so much trouble.

How can such a person obtain the scriptures? It would be better to let him eat them to help him practice.

He thought about it and added a few more snacks into the bowl. Since they were all going to die, let them die of fullness. It would also be a good deed for him.

As soon as the Taoist priest left, the master and his disciples poured all the tea behind the statue.

I don’t know if this poison will kill the statues of the Three Pure Ones.

Wukong was worried, so he picked up the teapot and poured out the tea before sitting back down.

"Cakes are coming~"

The Taoist priest glanced at the table and saw that the tea in the four cups was almost empty. He was overjoyed but remained calm on the surface.

He picked up the teapot to add some new tea to them, but found that it was also empty.

Strange, he frowned slightly, isn't it said that you can't drink tea without snacks?

Tang Shan wanted to laugh when she saw his puzzled look, but she pinched her thigh to hold it back.

"Tea is ready, Taoist priest, can we go now?"

Tang Shan slowly stood up and asked very politely.

"That shouldn't be the case," the Taoist muttered to himself, "How could they be alright? They should have collapsed unconscious immediately."

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and glanced at her apprentices from the corners of her eyes. Then it was time to show off her acting skills.

"Ah~" She touched her forehead with her right hand, "I...why do I feel a little dizzy?"

Wukong followed suit, "Ahh, my head hurts too."

Upon seeing this, Bajie and Sha Seng began to groan in pain.

The Taoist opened his mouth wider and wider, "Hahaha——"

Tang Shan's eyes flashed through confusion, panic, horror and understanding.

She pointed at the Taoist priest, "You...you are a demon..."

"Hahaha, you guys know it too late!"

The Taoist priest no longer concealed his identity, "Even the Great Luo Immortal cannot save you."

"Ah——Master is leaving first~"

Tang Shan suppressed her laughter and uttered the last sentence before falling back into the chair and closing her eyes.

She found the right angle and fell right in the middle of the chair. She was not so stupid as to actually fall to the ground.

"No! Master, please don't die—"

Wukong, Bajie and Laosha shook Tang Shan's legs exaggeratedly and burst into tears.

Yes, it's so heartbreaking that I can't even shed a single tear.

Tang Shan: Get lost, you’re going to ruin my perfect posture.

"Uh~" Goku died immediately afterwards.

His head just happened to be resting on Tang Shan's right leg, which was a comfortable position.

Bajie quickly took the position of the left leg and rode the crane to the west.

Seeing that there was no other place to go, Lao Sha had no choice but to lie down on the chair and say goodbye.

"Ha ha ha ha--"

The Taoist priest opened his arms and said, "They say that the Monkey King is hard to defeat and that we can't eat Tang Sanzang's flesh. I think it's just that those monsters are incompetent!"

He was able to capture Tang Seng and his disciples with just a packet of poison, and the whole thing went extremely smoothly.

Next, as long as he swallowed Tang Seng into his stomach, he would be able to achieve immortality and improve his cultivation.

The Taoist priest suddenly transformed into a centipede monster with more than a hundred legs and eyes all over its body.

His upper body stood upright, and dozens of legs were wriggling in the air.

The two tentacles on its head are half a meter long, and the eyes on each segment of its body are tightly closed.

Tang Shan: I really want to sell him some shoes, or even eye masks, which will surely fetch a lot of money.