Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Ah, run—"

There was a sudden commotion in the corridor of the Imperial Garden, and many palace maids fled in all directions crying.

The dancers who were still dancing also ran into the house in panic.

Bajie looked around and said, "Hey, don't leave."

The eunuch quickly helped the king up and hid inside the house, "Follow the holy monk! The demon is coming again."

When Wukong heard that there was a demon, he immediately took out his iron rod.

Tang Shan remained calm, "But my apprentice specializes in dealing with goblins."

The king paused. Yes, didn’t they just say that they could catch monsters? Now he could verify whether it was true or not.

If they were like those people before them and never came back, I would not have to have high expectations but would be very disappointed.

He ignored the eunuch's obstruction and walked back to Tang Shan's side, "Thank you, Holy Monk."

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew up from the ground. Everyone looked up at the sky and saw a nine-foot-tall, ferocious-looking goblin with bare feet and disheveled hair hanging in the air with a steel gun in his hand.

"Where are the two palace maids who served the Empress?"

This was the fifth time he came to the palace to ask for the palace maids. Every time, the palace maids who were asked to be returned were tortured to death within a few months.

The life of Empress Jin Shenggong is life, but the lives of these little palace maids are not lives?

The golden-haired beast abducted it and could not get close to it, so it had to vent its anger on the palace maids.

Tang Shan felt terrified just thinking about it. Who knew what kind of torture these palace maids would suffer.

This damn golden-haired leopard is simply a perverted rapist!

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She yelled at the goblin above her: "Go back and tell that mount that if he doesn't return the Golden Saint Palace Goddess, I will personally send Guanyin down to get her back."

Wukong and the others and the king looked at her in surprise.

Wukong: Is it the mount from above again? Can I still fight?

Bajie: Here comes another one with a background, it’s really hard to deal with him.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai: It sounds like we can’t afford to offend people of our level.

King: He can even command Guanyin?

Wouldn't it be rude of me to just give him a jade pendant?

The fairies in the air were stunned. Their king was a mount?

I haven't heard him tell this to his subordinates.

Golden Retriever: Now that you’re a boss, you’re still telling your subordinates about your past when you were down and out and working for others?

Little Fairy: If you don’t know, just treat it as fake.

"I don't care whether you have a mount or not. I don't want many maids either, just two. Give them to me quickly so I can report back."

The king is still waiting. I don’t know what punishment he will give me if I go back late.

"Hey, I have a bad temper." Tang Shan lowered her head and started looking for a rocket launcher. She would shoot a hole in you.

He doesn't listen to me when I talk to him nicely, and he forces me to use force.

Wukong: "Master, calm down. Leave this little thing to me."

Bajie and Sha Seng also held Tang Shan's hands, "Master, just let the eldest brother go."

If Master takes out those things, he will definitely blow up the entire palace.

The king widened his eyes. Didn’t he say that his apprentice was responsible for catching monsters?

Could it be that he is even more powerful than his apprentice?

Wukong leaped into the air and confronted the little demon, "Are you the vanguard of Sai Taisui?"

"That's right!" The little demon looked arrogant, not knowing what kind of existence he had provoked.

Wukong curled his lips, "As long as you're sure, then I'll start with you!"

The Golden Haired Hound has someone protecting him and no one can do anything to him, so it's okay to kill a little demon to scare him and give him a warning.

Without saying a word, the fight started and Wukong subdued the demon in no time.

Just as he was about to blow the goblin's head off with a club, "Spare the goblin!"

Tang Shan shouted, "We still have to rely on him to go back and tell Golden Haired Hound a message!"

Wukong captured the little demon with one hand and said with a confident smile, "Master, don't worry. I will then transform into this little demon and return to catch him off guard."

Tang Shan thought for a few seconds, "That's fine, but that demon has a magic weapon in his hand. It might be difficult for you to fight against it."

Wukong: "Master, since you already know what this treasure is, please tell me in detail. If we take precautions early, it won't be difficult to get it."

Wukong is indeed a natural optimist, with a very good attitude.

The little demon was horrified. It seemed that the monks in front of him were well prepared and even knew everything about the king's treasure.

His arm was caught by Wukong, so he had to struggle desperately, "Let me go back, I am willing to bring you a message."

"Oh?" Wukong laughed, "It's too late."

He let go of the goblin and smashed the iron rod down on it, blowing its head off and killing it instantly.

The king and the eunuch stared with their eyes and mouths wide open, unable to speak for a moment.

He got rid of the monster so quickly, he is truly a god!

Tang Shan slapped her forehead and said, "Oh, I forgot to ask the name of that little goblin."

Sha Monk: "Master, why are you asking this?"

Bajie: "Monkey Brother, don't you want to transform into a demon and find out what your name is?"

You can't be an undercover agent and not even know the name of the person you are pretending to be.

Wukong was also annoyed that he had hit the monster too quickly and too hard with the stick just now, and now the monster was completely killed.

Tang Shan remembered that the little demon sent by the Golden Haired Hound to declare war was named You Lai You Qu. So this...

"Kongkong, just call it going and coming."

According to the naming pattern of the little monsters in Journey to the West, it should be similar.

Bajie covered his mouth and laughed, "Master, can't you give me a more decent name? Who can give other people's monsters names that come and go?"

The king was also puzzled. The name didn't sound right.

Sha Seng felt that his master must have a reason for naming the child that way, otherwise why didn't he change it to something else?

Sure enough, brain-dead fans can always automatically come up with reasonable and legitimate excuses to excuse their idols.

Wukong scratched his head, "Then Master, please tell me what magical weapon the Golden Haired Lion has."

I almost forgot the most important thing.

The eunuchs called on the palace servants who had hidden themselves out of fear to serve tea quickly so that the holy monk could moisten his throat and continue.

"People who keep pets here like to put a collar around their necks with the owner's phone number and address inside to prevent the animal from getting lost."

King: "What's the phone number?"

"Don't interrupt!" the disciples said in unison.

The king and the eunuch looked at each other in bewilderment. This was the first time in all his long reign as emperor that he had been ignored.

"The golden-haired lion is Guanyin's mount, and she put one of her magical treasures, the purple-gold bell, around its neck."

"Other people's collars are just for show, but his is a deadly gadget. The three bells of different colors can emit red fire, green smoke, and yellow sand respectively. It's extremely powerful."

The king finally understood. "How can a bell collar for tethering a dog be so powerful?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Master Tang Shan and his disciples all gave thumbs up.

You are the first one who dares to describe Guanyin's mount and magic weapon in this way.