Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Brother Monkey, could you please stop kicking my butt all the time?"

Bajie rubbed the two pieces of fat and looked in the direction Wukong was looking.

"Oh wow, such a big snake!"

It seems that he has been practicing for nearly a thousand years. If it had been longer, I'm afraid all the people in this village would have been eaten.

Wukong: "We have trapped it from the front and the back. This snake will definitely not come back tonight."

Bajie shuddered, "I might not be able to handle such an important task—"

Without saying a word, Wukong picked him up and threw him down.

As luck would have it, it landed right in front of the snake.

The giant red-scaled python stopped instantly, its tongue hissing and darting out, its eyes fixed on Bajie.

"It's a misunderstanding, absolutely a misunderstanding!" He raised his hands. Such a big snake demon should be able to understand human language.

Wukong descended from the sky with an iron rod in his hand and stabbed the snake's tail hard, leaving a bloody hole and bleeding continuously.

Hiss--

The snake struggled violently, its cold eyes seemed to be filled with poison, ready to tear the person in front of it to pieces at any time.

Bajie retreated in fear, saying, "You stupid monkey, if you want to fight me, wait until I'm far away."

How can you use me as a prize to attract others?

The giant python straightened up half of its body, opened its big mouth and turned its head to bite Wukong.

Seeing this, he hit him on the head with a stick again.

The snake demon was not getting any better as Wukong was being defeated, so he immediately focused his attention on Bajie in front of him.

Bajie thought that the snake demon was concentrating on fighting the monkey and had forgotten about him for a moment.

The next second, a gust of sand blinded his eyes.

Then he felt the air around him become crowded, hot and sticky.

When he opened his eyes again, it was pitch black, and only the stench of decay filled his nostrils.

"Ugh~" Bajie immediately started to dry heave, "This place stinks too much."

The snake demon was no match for Wukong to begin with, and after swallowing Bajie, his belly bulged slightly, and his speed slowed down even more.

He struggled desperately to escape to the cave. Inside, Bajie was shaken so much that he vomited out the food he had just eaten.

He kept bumping into the snake demon's flesh. Fortunately, both sides had thick flesh, and the snake demon also actively avoided obstacles such as large rocks, so he was not injured.

But Bajie's clothes and body were all covered with mucus, which was so sticky and disgusting.

Oh my god, I was eaten alive!

"Brother Monkey, help!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was vomiting because of the stench on his body.

Oh, this is really killing me. I don’t know if the monkey noticed that he was eaten by the snake.

Wukong outside was chasing him relentlessly. The giant python went into any hole it saw, and its huge scales scraped across the hole, causing a lot of mud and sand to fall down.

By the time it had successfully entered half of its body, only Bajie's position was stuck outside the cave.

It turned out that Bajie was dizzy and dazed from the torment. He couldn't bear it anymore and came up with the idea of ​​enlarging the Nine-toothed Rake and getting it stuck between the flesh walls.

He held the rake tightly to steady himself, and at the same time let Wukong outside know that he was in the snake monster's belly.

The giant python swung its tail anxiously, and the harder it swung, the deeper the spikes in its stomach penetrated, and the flesh became bloody.

Wukong flew down from mid-air and saw a bulge in the snake's belly.

Instead, he was no longer in a hurry. He crossed his arms over his chest, and was quiet with a hint of watching the show.

Bajie cursed hundreds of times in his heart. If it was his master who was swallowed, the monkey would have ripped the snake open long ago. Why was he as slow as a turtle when it came to him?

He had no choice but to pinch his nose, get close to the flesh wall and shout loudly to the outside: "Monkey Brother——"

Wukong approached the bulge and suppressed his laughter, "Idiot, is it warm in there?"

Bajie: You bastard, you are watching my show from outside.

"Brother Monkey, please rescue me quickly! Your fellow apprentice is about to be suffocated to death."

Wukong: "It's absolutely true that you're an idiot. You're in its belly now, so why can't you get out?"

When he was fighting monsters, he often had to get into the monsters' stomachs.

"Good Monkey, please stop playing dumb with me. I really can't stand it anymore."

As he spoke, Bajie retched again. Every time he spoke, it was a torture.

Wukong laughed and said, "You can transform back into your original form and then enlarge your body. Then you can burst out of the snake demon's belly and kill it immediately. Isn't that better than me beating it to death and then skinning it and ripping it open?"

Wukong's voice was not loud, just loud enough for Bajie to hear clearly.

Yes! Why didn't I think of that?

He quickly followed what Wukong said and first changed back into a pig.

Then he chanted a spell, and his body continued to grow larger, pressing on the snake demon's flesh, like a balloon being inflated, constantly expanding.

There was a "bang"!

The snake's belly exploded from the inside, and blurry blood and flesh splattered dozens of meters away.

An extremely long python was split into two and died, leaving only the snake head still in the cave, staring at the red eyes unwillingly.

Even in death, those eyes are still terrifying.

Wukong covered his nose and stood two meters away from Bajie.

"Idiot, hurry up and wash yourself, it stinks."

"If you don't clean it properly and make Master feel uncomfortable, I will definitely hold you accountable!"

When Bajie turned back into a human, his miserable state was unbearable to look at.

Not only did the monkey dislike him, he himself also disliked him very much.

There happened to be a mountain stream not far from the cave, and he quickly rushed into the river to wash.

He buried his face in the water and rinsed it several times before he could barely suppress the nauseating smell.

"Brother Monkey, can you ask Master to get me a bottle of shower gel and a brush?"

The smell on your body can't be removed by just washing it off.

It’s not a big problem to smoke the master and the others. After all, they are all grown men and should not mind.

Tang Shan: If you have the guts, why don’t you give it a try?

I’m just afraid that one day I’ll be seen by Sister Chang’e, and then there will be no possibility for us to be together anymore.

Under normal circumstances, Goku would ignore him.

On second thought, we will have to go on a journey together to obtain Buddhist scriptures, eat, drink and live together in the future, so such a smell is really not a big deal.

"Wait!" He jumped onto the somersault cloud and rushed to Tuola Village.

There was no sound outside, and a few brave residents of the village quietly opened the window a crack and looked out.

There are no more fairies here. It's very quiet.

Old man Li heard a noise in the corner behind the house and was so scared that he dared not move.

Until I heard——

"Master, is this strength appropriate?"

"Master, you must be thirsty after sleeping for so long. How about I make you a cup of tea?"

Old man Li took the hoe from behind the door with half suspicion and half trepidation.

With a creak, the door opened halfway and Old Man Li poked his head out.

A pair of cloudy and frightened eyes looked around until they saw Tang Shan, Sha Seng and Xiao Bai drinking tea and chatting there.

"Bang!"

The hoe in his hand fell down, "Everyone come out quickly! The goblin has been chased away!"

As soon as he finished speaking, countless candles suddenly lit up in the dark manor, and the tightly closed door opened with a swish.

The able-bodied men in every household leaned out half of their bodies to check the situation, and just as Old Man Li said, the monster disappeared, and not a single poultry was lost in the house.

Tang Shan and the other two who were drinking tea were instantly surrounded like rare animals.

"A god descending from heaven, a living Bodhisattva—"

"As expected of a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty, he scared the monster away with just one move..."

Old man Li led the villagers to kneel down, and now they were saved.

"puff--"

Tang Shan spat out a mouthful of tea. She had no intention of taking Guanyin's job for the time being.