Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Wukong and Bajie suddenly covered their faces and grabbed a few minions who had just returned from Tang Shan.

Without saying anything, he started beating her. "You're so sweet, you're talking so much!"

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai looked at their eldest brother who was as crazy as Bajie.

There are no outsiders here, so I cover my face to avoid letting anyone know...

Huang Mei then led Tang Shan to the temple's attic, intending to tell her that the mountains here were remote and difficult to travel, and that there were countless jackals, tigers, and leopards.

Unexpectedly, Tang Shan stretched and said, "I just had a full meal, so climbing the stairs is just right to help digest it."

"Wow!" She suddenly climbed onto the railing of the stands. "This scenery is so beautiful."

There are fairy-like mountains, colorful clouds floating in the sky, and the sounds of various animals in the dense forest.

Tang Shan felt like an urban immortal cultivator. She had been on the road seeking scriptures all the time, and now it seemed good that she could settle down.

Huang Mei asked in disbelief, "If you stay here, there will be very few people to chat with you, and you will be very bored."

Even monks would be afraid of loneliness.

Tang Shan said nonchalantly, "You have five hundred goblins. It would take me a year and a half to find one person to chat with every day."

Huang Mei: "What if they don't like to talk?"

Tang Shan: "Here, even the trees, tigers, and insects in the mountains can speak human language. You don't have to worry about me being bored."

She felt that in this world, it was not surprising that the weeds on the roadside could speak.

One day, I can discuss with the fish in the water how to cook fish in the most delicious way.

Even if you want to go out, just find the system and get a plane.

Huang Mei covered his face, thinking that he had made a mistake. This Tang Monk was a man who could speak.

He immediately thought of the food problem.

"My five hundred little demons need a lot of food every day. They eat meat while you eat vegetables. How are you going to solve their food problem?"

In fact, in addition to taking care of Huang Mei's daily life, the little demons also found ways to prepare their own meals outside.

He never worried about such issues at all.

He said this now just to make Tang Seng give up.

"It's easy." Tang Shan pointed to the flat area at the foot of the mountain. "Clear the wasteland and plant crops, raise poultry, dig ponds and plant fruit trees."

If all else fails, just build a flat vertical mountain road leading directly to the town at the foot of the mountain.

There are always more ways than difficulties.

Tang Shan's positive and optimistic attitude completely discouraged Huang Mei. You are really capable of making trouble.

He began to brainstorm, what else could convince Tang Sanzang to continue his journey to obtain the scriptures and not stay behind?

Huang Mei glanced at Wukong and his companions who were hiding and eavesdropping not far away.

"What about your disciples? Are you really willing to let them go with me to obtain the scriptures?"

Once a teacher, always a father. He didn't believe that Tang Seng would really be willing to give up.

When they heard that their part was about to be mentioned, Wukong and the others pricked up their ears, held their breath, and wanted to hear clearly what the master would say.

"When children grow up, they must learn to be independent. This is a lesson in life."

Tang Shan blurted out, "If they can't bear to leave me, they can just fly a few steps and come to see me."

The disciples' faces instantly fell.

Huang Mei continued, "Aren't you afraid that I will abuse them?"

As the saying goes, he is the master of the rear, so it is in line with his character for him to do something vicious.

Tang Shan almost laughed out loud. It was the first time she heard that a demon wanted to abuse Sun Wukong.

With Kongkong's violent temper and Bajie's tactfulness, how could they not resist being tormented by you?

"It's okay, as long as you're alive."

Those few words, spoken so casually, chilled the hearts of Huang Mei and his apprentice.

Huang Mei: "You don't care about your disciple's life or death at all?"

What he actually wanted to say was... his own life or death...

Bajie turned around and said, "I'd better go pack up and return to Gao Village."

Wukong remained silent, and Sha Seng quickly grabbed Bajie.

"Second Brother, don't go. Perhaps Master is retreating to advance, to scare the demon."

Xiaobai quickly chimed in, "Think about it, Master has come such a long way, how could he possibly say he can't go now?"

Given the master's personality, how could he possibly let himself suffer such a huge loss?

Tang Shan: If I hadn’t raised enough money and found the right person before, would I have come this far?

Bajie paused, "When did you two become so smart?"

The analysis makes sense.

Xiaobai: "Is it possible that I have never been stupid?"

Sha Monk: "I am simple, not stupid."

Wukong said with a stern face, "Let's hear what Master has to say first."

Bajie curled his lips, "What else can I say? I heard it so clearly..."

Wukong glanced at him and Bajie immediately fell silent.

Huang Mei first looked around and found that there was no one else there.

"Tang Sanzang, I have now turned over a new leaf and only want to peacefully and steadily develop the Little Leiyin Temple to its full potential."

Do you understand? I am now a reformed fairy.

Don’t eat Tang Seng’s flesh, and don’t take his work. After you’ve treated me to delicious food and drinks, just get on your way.

"What?" Tang Shan said with a shocked expression, "You told me you've turned over a new leaf?"

As a great demon among the eighty-one tribulations, if you have turned over a new leaf, then what tribulations and obstacles do we still need to overcome?

It’s like when you’re completing a game and just as you’re defeating the level boss, he or she appears and tells you to stop fighting and say, “I’m a good person.”

Don't be too outrageous, okay?

Bajie was holding back his laughter from behind, "Brother Monkey, did you hear what I said?"

"If the demon turns over a new leaf, you won't be able to keep your job."

Wukong was holding back his anger. If Sun Wukong didn't fight the monsters, then what was the point of him coming?

Are you responsible for picking bananas for the master along the way?

"Right, right, right. So you and your disciples should leave quickly."

Tang Shan touched his bald head in embarrassment, "But I still want to be the owner of the temple..."

Huang Mei silently took out the account book from his waist that recorded the temple's incense income over the years.

He handed it to Tang Shan and said, "As long as you are willing to leave, all the money above will be yours."

I'll give you money and send you off, that should be fine.

Tang Shan's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs:!!!

Why didn’t you say it earlier!!!

Disciples...

We'd only just met for a short while, how had he discovered Master's Achilles' heel...