Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Apricot Tree Demon:?

I want to marry you, but you want to become my sworn brother?

Several tree demons outside the door were lying on the door and eavesdropping, "How is it going? Has it started yet?"

"Don't squeeze me, I haven't heard it yet!"

The mosquito coils in the room were so pungent that Tang Shan simply opened the door.

With a squeak, several tree monsters were caught off guard and exposed in front of Tang Shan.

"Why did you close the door and come out?" Tang Shan leaned forward. "There must be something interesting outside."

The maple tree demon is the worst at keeping secrets. "Is this the end?"

He looked Tang Shan up and down. She looked quite strong. I wonder if she was weak inside.

"What's the end?" Tang Shan scratched her head. It wouldn't take long for the sisters to become sworn sisters. It would only take a few words.

Shibagong awkwardly nudged Maple Tree Demon's arm and whispered, "Don't poke the Saint Monk where it hurts. Maybe he doesn't understand because it's his first time."

Several tree demons immediately understood and agreed not to tell anyone about Tang Sanzang's failure.

The apricot tree demon walked out with a pale face. It was probably because he had smelled too many mosquito coils and his brain was damaged.

She was still in a daze at this moment. Did she just become the holy monk's sister inexplicably?

So should she change her name to Tang Xing from now on...

The other tree spirits saw her distraught look and came to her side to comfort her with concern.

Maple Tree Demon: "It's okay. Try it a few more times next time. You'll get used to it and it won't be so fast anymore."

The cypress tree demon said, "Aren't there folk remedies specifically for men's virility? Would you like us to find one for you?"

Bamboo Fairy: "If that doesn't work, try a spiritual relationship."

The cypress demon was surprised: "Zhu, where did you hear about spiritual love?"

"I have a relative in the West who told me that this is popular over there."

The apricot tree demon listened to the chattering of several old tree demons with a look of despair on his face.

Nothing happened between her and Tang Seng at all, so how could it matter whether she was happy or not?

If I had to say what happened, it would probably be that I suddenly had a bald human relative...

She was about to leave while calling her two attendants, Dangui and Lamei.

She prided herself on her beauty and her unfailing success in seducing men, and she absolutely refused to speak out about the humiliation she faced today.

Several tree spirits were still chatting enthusiastically about interesting stories from the West, and had no idea that the apricot tree spirit had left.

Tang Shan looked at the gap of light gradually appearing in the sky, wondering what Kong Kong and the others were doing at the moment.

"Brother Monkey, I don't have any here."

Bajie raised his rake and swung it at the thorns. There were nothing but thorns in this place.

Originally, they only needed to open up a road to the west, but now, in order to find the master, several people have flattened the entire Thorn Ridge.

"Master~Where are you~"

Sha Seng shouted anxiously. Several hours had passed and he didn't know how his master was doing.

Bajie: "Stop shouting, Lao Sha! If a demon takes Master away, how can he still speak for help?"

He must have his hands and feet tied and his mouth gagged, boiling water and heating the pot to prepare to eat meat.

Xiaobai said anxiously: "What should we do? Big Brother, please think of a solution quickly!"

Usually the eldest brother is the most powerful, he can definitely rescue the master.

"Don't worry." Wukong suddenly remembered his smart watch. His master had said that he could see their respective positions on it.

Bajie was speechless, "If you had this, why didn't you take it out earlier?"

I cleared the entire Thorn Ridge before they told me they had a locator.

Wukong smiled apologetically and said, "I was in a hurry and forgot!"

These are the master's magic weapons, and they don't know how to use them very well.

"Uh-uh-"

The phone vibrated, Tang Shan glanced down and saw that it was a location sharing request from Wukong.

Click to share, and the disciples saw that it was three hundred miles away in the north.

Several people quickly packed their bags and headed towards their destination.

At this moment, the sky began to turn pale, and the anxious shouts of the apprentice were heard nearby.

"Hey, Master is here!"

Several tree demons were frightened and scattered, and Tang Shan was the only one left in the entire Muxian Temple.

Bajie muttered, "Listen to Master's boastful voice, it's obvious he didn't suffer any loss."

"Master, are you okay?"

Wukong and the others immediately came over, and Tang Shan patted their shoulders comfortingly.

"For a strong man like your master, you should ask if the goblin is alright."

Sha Seng and Xiaobai were stunned, it seemed to be the case.

Wukong was the first to enter the Muxian Temple and walked around, but found no trace of the monster.

Bajie dozed off against the wall exhausted. If he had known this would happen, he should have taken a nap before coming here.

"Master, where is the demon who kidnapped you?"

Wukong asked, "Why are you the only one left here?"

Could it be that he was scared away when he heard their voices?

How dare you be so cowardly as to kidnap your master?

"Oh, you mean them," Tang Shan pointed to the eye-catching trees on the hilltop, "right over there."

Xiaobai worriedly arranged Tang Shan's clothes and asked, "They didn't do anything to Master, did they?"

Tang Shan couldn't help laughing. "You wouldn't believe me if I told you this. You actually tied me up and brought me here to recite poems and discuss elegance with them."

After he finished speaking, the disciples fell silent.

I'm not afraid of the goblins being bad, I'm just afraid that the goblins aren't bad enough.

Wukong frowned, "That's it, gone?"

That shouldn't be the case. The monsters on the road either want to eat the master, have a crush on the master, or are forced by the master to make friends with him.

Sure enough, the next second, "Yes, I did. I became sworn brothers with a pretty apricot tree demon."

Wukong...

Master, after you do this, I can no longer hit you with my stick.

In a daze, Bajie heard his master say there was a pretty good-looking one, "Who? How could there be anything pretty?"

He opened his confused eyes and thought, why didn’t you tell me earlier that there was a pretty girl?

Tang Shan pointed, "There's a beautiful apricot tree demon right on top of that hill."

Bajie immediately perked up, "How dare you kidnap Master? I'm going to see which tree demon is so bold!"

The purpose of settling accounts is fake, the real purpose is to see the beautiful fairy.

Wukong twisted his big ears and said, "I see you're still harboring evil intentions."

"It hurts, it hurts... Please... I won't go. Please don't go."

Bajie protected his ears and begged for mercy.

With the monkey around, all my little thoughts were nipped in the bud.

Wukong released his hand, looked at the trees on the hilltop and said, "These trees have become spirits. I'm afraid they will bring disaster to the world in the future."

Tang Shan was surprised: "But they didn't do anything else to me."

Wukong explained, "Most tree demons that have become spirits absorb men's yang energy to help them cultivate. I'm afraid they haven't had the chance to do anything to you yet."

It turns out that the apricot tree demon wanted to marry Tang Monk and perform the Zhougong ceremony in order to absorb Yang energy.

After she finishes sucking, it will probably be the turn of the other old tree demons.

She actually thought that the other person was a wild fairy with no ambition.

Hearing this, Tang Shan jokingly said to Bajie, "Bajie, aren't you going to find the beautiful tree demon? Then go now."

Bajie shuddered. Is he going to send yang energy?

He waved his hands repeatedly, "I listen to Brother Monkey, I won't go."

"It's too late," Wukong picked him up with one hand and flew into the air, "You have to go whether you want to or not."

The two men chopped down all the trees on the hilltop, and blood flowed from the trunks.