Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The Tiger Vanguard, who was beaten badly, was carried back to the cave.

A few little demons added fuel to the fire and described the situation vividly to King Huangfeng as if they were there themselves.

"How dare a monk seriously injure one of my most capable generals!"

He slammed his palm on the coffee table so hard that the little demon serving beside him trembled with fear.

"Then why are you guys acting like nothing happened?"

King Huangfeng looked at the little demons in front of him suspiciously.

"We, we are..."

Several little demons were whispering to each other and hesitating.

"It's because of the bravery of Tiger Vanguard who protected us that things turned out like this."

A little demon said cleverly, and the others secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

If the king knew that they didn't go in to help at all, he would tear them to pieces.

"Also, the monk said that even if you, the king, came, she would still beat you."

The person involved, Tang Shan, said: When did I say this?

Gossipmonger: We must find someone to divert the king’s anger.

"What a great monk! He boasts so arrogantly and doesn't even take me seriously."

He said angrily, "The area within several hundred miles is my territory. I'll have more men patrol the mountain and make sure they catch him."

On the other side, the four noisy masters and apprentices spent a night together.

Now we can maintain some superficial harmony and go to learn from others together.

"Master, what are you putting in this burden? It's so heavy."

Zhu Bajie was walking breathlessly and sweating profusely.

Thanks to the White Dragon Horse's insistence, Tang Shan was now riding on the horse's back leisurely, enjoying the breeze and eating fruit.

"It's just a few Buddhist books."

"Master, why are you bringing books with you when you're going on a long journey?"

Even if you bring food, you should bring more delicious food.

Zhu Bajie weighed the burden on his back. Are the Buddhist books so heavy?

It’s fine that the white dragon horse carries the master, but why is the monkey walking around empty-handed?

Tang Shan is indeed a grassroots person who has been immersed in capitalism. She immediately painted a rosy picture for Zhu Bajie.

"Pigsy, do you know why the burden is on your shoulders alone?"

"Why?" Zhu Bajie was also very curious.

White Dragon Horse and Wukong secretly pricked up their ears.

How does the master plan to fool this silly pig?

Tang Shan finished the last bite of banana before telling the story.

“When Heaven is about to confer a great responsibility upon a man, it will first test his strength.”

"You are going to do great things. What does this little suffering mean to you? I am training your character."

“Life is like the ocean. Only those with strong hearts can reach the other side.”

Zhu Bajie was stunned when he heard this.

He nodded and shook his head, "But no matter how much I train, I'm still just a pig. Besides, I don't plan to go to the other side of the ocean."

"Puchi~" Goku, who was walking in front, couldn't help but laugh out loud.

This idiot is really stupid.

Zhu Bajie glanced ahead and asked, "Big Brother, why don't you carry anything heavy?"

Tang Shan finally realized that being a master of keeping things balanced was not an easy task.

Fortunately, she also learned a lot of techniques of making promises from her boss.

"Hey, doesn't this just mean that your teacher values ​​you more?"

"You have so many disciples, but others don't."

"What you carry on your shoulders is not a burden, but your teacher's expectations and love for you."

Tang Shan didn't look at Zhu Bajie when she said this.

Because she really couldn't say anything to a pig's head.

Zhu Bajie's dissatisfaction immediately turned into ambition and motivation.

There seemed to be a light in his eyes suddenly.

"I almost blamed Master for it. I thought you were partial to them and deliberately made me do all the hard work."

Zhu Bajie said with guilt, "I will definitely cultivate my character and strive to reach the other side of the sea as soon as possible."

Haha, Tang Shan laughed in her heart, you are serious.

"It's okay. Now you know why the burden on me is so heavy."

Zhu Bajie looked up blankly.

Tang Shan said seriously, "That is my heavy expectation for you."

Zhu Bajie had never heard such touching words since he was born.

Tears welled up in his eyes and he nodded repeatedly.

I secretly swore in my heart that I would never let my master down.

Of course, oaths are only useful when they are used to swear.

But judging by the current situation, Zhu Bajie's enthusiasm can at least last for a few days.

As people who knew the truth, Wukong and White Dragon Horse turned their heads away and laughed secretly.

Monks do not tell lies, but the master can tell lies easily without blushing or getting nervous.

After leaving Gaolaozhuang, everyone walked on the mountain paths.

The morning went by peacefully.

Several people came to a high mountain with steep cliffs.

The birds and beasts in the forest scattered like birds.

"Hurry back and tell the king that we have found the monk."

Sun Wukong's ears trembled, and he threw a stick at the bushes not far away.

"Come out to Old Sun!"

There were cries of pain from the bushes.

"No, no, no, I'm just passing by."

The little demon raised his hands high and walked out tremblingly.

The master and his disciples' eyes were as big as copper bells. Do you think we believe it?

"The king summoned you to patrol the mountain?"

Tang Shan said suddenly.

"Yes, yes, it was the king who called me here."

The little demon nodded and bowed hurriedly.

Wukong never let go of his stick, "Who is your king?"

"Yellow Wind Mountain, Yellow Wind Cave, and the Yellow Wind King."

Huh? King Yellow Wind?

Tang Shan muttered: I remember it seemed like a gust of wind blew Tang Seng away.

Sun Wukong went to rescue him, but was blinded by a gust of wind again.

No, I have to make a strategy in advance.

Tang Shan was thinking hard on the horse.

Zhu Bajie started teasing the little demon.

He just put down his burden and walked over with his big belly sticking out.

"My master is a high-ranking monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. It is your good fortune that he can pass by here."

"My master is also hungry, so I asked your king to send some food over."

Tang Shan: I think you want to eat it yourself.

When the little demon saw an opportunity to escape, he immediately agreed.

He ran towards the cave as fast as he could.

Zhu Bajie laughed heartily, "Look at this little demon, he's quite proactive."

Wukong glanced at him sideways, "What are you laughing at?"

The White Dragon Horse shook his head. It looked like the two enemies were about to fight again.

"What do you care? I'm just laughing."

He is the master's most beloved disciple, so why should he be afraid of this dead monkey?

"You're asking for trouble!"

Tang Shan covered her ears and searched on her phone: What should I do if I am blinded by the wind?

How to prevent and treat eye stinging, tearing in the wind, etc.

Tang Shan counted on her fingers: windproof glasses, eye drops, artificial tears, lutein...

The final search page stopped at: What should I do if a monkey fights a pig?

The first comment: Let Tang Seng come out and recite the spell to tighten the hoop.

Rule 2: Don’t panic when something happens, like the pig-monkey fight, take out your phone and take a video first.

Tang Shan...