Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Bajie: "Master, this thing is indestructible!"

Tang Shan glanced at him leisurely, "Why are you here if you don't want to help?"

"I'll protect you."

Bajie replied shamelessly, what if a bandit suddenly appears and robs people of their money?

Tang Shan: I am now the bandit who robs money.

Qin Shanhe and his son watched the battle anxiously.

"If the townspeople knew that it was us who turned Grandpa into a zombie, I'm afraid..."

"Shut up!" Qin Shanhe shouted angrily, "If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, who will know?"

Qin Dafu looked at Tang Shan. There were a few more here.

Qin Shanhe pulled away a little, "Once they conquer the zombies, we will..."

The two sons raised their lips, their father was really cruel.

Tang Shan put all the gold into Qiankun's sleeves. Excluding the 100,000 taels she gave to the system, she also made 400,000 taels, which was a huge profit.

She glanced at Bajie. Xiaobai was fighting zombies, so it wouldn't be too much to say that he was flying into the sky on a pig.

Bajie choked: Master, why are you looking at me like that? It doesn’t look like anything good is going to happen.

"Bajie, didn't you just say you would take me away first?"

"Yes, yes, Master, have you finally figured it out?"

Bajie came up to me excitedly and said, "Master, this is a rare time that you agree with my suggestion."

"Okay, then you lie down and fly away with me on your back."

"Alright," Bajie half-knelt down without a doubt, "Master, hold on tight."

Tang Shan lay on the thick back. It was not that she didn't want to grab it, but she really couldn't put her hands on the fat and she couldn't hold it steady anywhere.

Qin Shanhe saw Tang Shan was about to leave and hurried over to stop him, "Holy monk, what are you doing?"

"I'll be back as soon as I go."

"Oh no"

With a whoosh, Bajie flew up from the spot.

"Master, where are we going?"

Bajie enjoyed the free evening breeze. It was so nice to have air away from zombies.

Tang Shan pointed upwards with her index finger, "Go to where the thunder just struck."

Bajie was stunned. Master, isn’t your request a bit too much? I’m not a positioning tracker, and I didn’t see where the mine just struck.

When Tang Shan saw that Bajie didn't say anything, she knew he was unreliable.

I could only pull out a loud speaker and shout, "Is Thunderer here? I am Tang Sanzang!"

Lei Zhenzi suppressed a laugh and said to Nezha, "Look! Tang Monk is flying up here on a pig, and he's clamoring to see me."

Nezha frowned and took a look. This crazy monk could really do anything.

"Stop laughing and see what he's going to do."

Nezha stepped on the Wind Fire Wheel and Lei Zhenzi spread his wings and flew towards Tang Shan together.

"Why isn't there thunder again?"

Tang Shan went straight to the point when they met. She thought of a way to eliminate the zombies, and it had to be done with thunder.

Lei Zhenzi was stunned. This Tang Sanzang was really outgoing. He asked him why he didn't work overtime as soon as they met.

Nezha nudged him and said, "I'm asking you a question."

Lei Zhenzi was stunned. "Didn't you just grab my hand and stop me from chiseling?"

Tang Shan looked straight at Nezha, "So it's you."

Nezha said anxiously, "Are you kidding me? I was the one who told you to dig it in the first place, why didn't you tell me?"

"Brother, can you two go home and talk about your disagreement?"

Bajie interrupted, he had been flying for a long time with Tang Shan on his back, and now he felt heavy and tired.

Tang Shan stared at Lei Zhenzi's awl and said, "Your lightning has invigorated all the zombies. That's incredible."

Nezha: No wonder Sun Wukong kept looking up at me cursing just now.

Lei Zhenzi flapped his wings and explained, "There's nothing I can do. I'm out of power."

Everyone just have to make do with it.

Tang Shan was speechless. You are responsible for generating electricity and also need to charge it?

Forget it, killing zombies is more important.

She waved, "Come, come, I'll charge you."

I'll get tens of thousands of high-voltage electric boxes to charge you up.

System: I think you want to make me explode!

When they returned to the ground, Sha Seng and Xiao Bai were so tired that they collapsed on the side to rest.

Only Goku and the zombies were left on the field, fighting in close combat, and the iron rods were almost on fire.

"Bajie, get down!" Tang Shan grabbed Bajie and made him squat down.

Bajie: What a sin! I haven’t even recovered from my anger yet and already I’m being troubled again.

Tang Shan placed a giant crossbow on his shoulder and tied a round iron spike to each arrow.

Aim and fire, the round iron cone pierces into the zombie's limbs along the force of the arrow.

After both her hands and feet were shot into the round iron cones, Tang Shan made an OK gesture to the sky.

"Kongkong, get out of the way!"

Tang Shan shouted loudly, Wukong flipped over and jumped, and the last round iron spike pierced the zombie's chest.

The fully charged Thunder God's Chisel in the sky struck out terrifying lightning, which struck the five iron spikes on the zombie's body like a giant python.

These iron spikes were inserted into the zombies' acupuncture points, and the lightning was introduced into the body through the iron spikes, destroying it directly from the inside.

"Oh!" Tang Shan quickly grabbed Bajie and hid behind him.

Bajie still hasn't figured out why his master did this.

The zombie's entire body exploded, blood and flesh flew everywhere, and there was a cloud of smoke.

The Qin family father and son and the master suffered the most. They looked like bloody men, emitting a foul stench.

Bajie: Master, I hate you!

After the few of them washed up at the Qin Mansion, Qin Shanhe came to Tang Shan with a malicious smile on his face.

"You've worked hard, Holy Monk. Why don't you rest here tonight and leave tomorrow morning?"

In the kitchen, Qin Dafu was mixing drugs, mute drugs, poisons and witchcraft into the food.

Qin Dagui: "Brother, is this okay?"

They are not even afraid of zombies. If they are discovered, they will be dead.

"Don't worry, if the poison doesn't kill them, they'll be knocked unconscious first. Even if they're poisoned, it's okay. We can still do whatever we want with them then."

Qin Dagui made up his mind and said, "Okay."

The two of them brought the food to the table and warmly invited Master Tang Shan and his apprentice to sit down.

Tang Shan glanced at the food meaningfully and said with a smile, "Would you like to eat something together?"

It's obvious that you've poisoned someone, you black-hearted people.

Bajie's eyes lit up when he saw the food. He had just flown so far and was really hungry.

Just as he was about to sit at the table, Tang Shan pretended to cough twice.

"It's unruly. Master hasn't even come to the table yet, and you're being so rude."

She acted so serious that she frightened Bajie.

Isn’t he usually like this? The master didn’t say anything. What happened today?

Bajie pouted and had to step aside and wait quietly.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.