Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Ding Ding!"

A mechanical voice came from deep in Tang Shan's mind.

"The White Dragon Horse is detected to be in danger. Host, please rescue it in time."

"Okay, boss." Tang Shan raised her hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth, turned her head and continued to sleep.

"Host! Host, wake up!"

"If the host continues to be passive and lazy, the system will punish you with electric shocks."

Tang Shan said incoherently: "Then electrocute me to death."

I was just going to work and somehow ended up traveling to Journey to the West.

The system that comes with it starts making threats as soon as it appears.

Whoever wants to endure this humiliation can do so, but she will not tolerate any hardship.

The resentment of being treated like a slave is enough to resurrect ten evil sword immortals.

If you dare to electrocute her, the worst that can happen is that you'll just break up with her.

Sure enough, materials can be transformed into each other, and yin and yang complement each other.

When you become tough, others become less tough.

Seeing that intimidation was useless, the system resorted to bribery.

"Host, it's my fault. I was so busy watching the players of Romance of the Three Kingdoms next door that I didn't have time to take care of you."

"But I gave you the golden finger long ago, so please forgive me."

The robot's cold and coquettish tone sounded very awkward.

"Why, those who play Romance of the Three Kingdoms are VIP players, and a grassroots like me who traveled to Journey to the West is not worthy of the system's attention, right?"

A dog system that orders dishes based on the food!

Tang Shan lost all desire to sleep and stood up angrily.

I didn’t expect that even if I traveled into a book, I couldn’t escape the gap between the rich and the poor.

"How could that be possible? It's because you, the host, are so smart. Unlike other players, you don't need me to teach you step by step. It's exhausting."

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows. Oh? You can even make up for it like this.

These days even the system has learned to flatter.

"Stop talking nonsense. I haven't even settled the score for getting me in here yet. Tell me how to get back on."

"Also," Tang Shan said seriously, "Can we take the gold here with us?"

Compared to the apprentice, this is the most important issue.

"The conditions are as follows: Protect four disciples and help them obtain the scriptures. Earn 10 million taels of gold, and you can then return to the real world."

"The gold earned from the book will be converted into a bank balance proportionally and distributed to your account."

Of course, a 99% handling fee will be deducted.

Naturally, the system did not tell Tang Shan about this unfair clause.

"Ten million taels of gold, do you know how much that is?"

The cassock given by Guanyin is so precious, yet it only sells for five thousand taels.

How long will it take her to collect ten million taels of gold!

The system replied professionally, "The equivalent of 200 billion today."

"Two hundred billion!!!" Tang Shan's dolphin voice rang out.

Oh my god, it’s an astronomical figure that I couldn’t even dream of.

"To make up for the system's oversight, your cheat code has been officially changed to 'Wishing for You'."

"As the name suggests, as long as you dare to think about it, things will appear in front of you."

"Host, I wish you a pleasant experience. Also, the White Dragon Horse is about to fall off."

The machine sound suddenly disappeared.

Tang Shan swallowed, two hundred billion!

She felt like her eyes had turned into gold.

And the omnipotent golden finger...

Hehe, I want to play Journey to the West.

Wait, protect the four disciples and get the scriptures?

How come this is the other way around?

Tang Shan was speechless. It was obviously Wukong who was responsible for fighting monsters, Sha Seng was responsible for carrying the load, and Zhu Bajie was responsible for pulling the horse rope and begging for alms.

All you have to do is ride a horse, chat with monsters, and travel abroad.

"Well, forget it. For the sake of money, I'll just go for it."

Tang Shan looked up and saw the White Dragon Horse falling straight down from the sky.

Precision measurements by eye and computer.

Tang Shan turned on a huge blower on the ground.

The strong wind immediately blew up the airbag.

The loading of the powerful spring buffer robot arm is completed.

"Master, get out of the way!"

Don’t let the monster eat you and instead crush you to death.

The white dragon horse shouted desperately.

Tang Shan stood in the middle of the airbag, stretched out her arms, and said, "Come on, let me save you."

The robotic arm firmly caught the White Dragon Horse by the waist.

Tang Shan lowered her head and curled her lips slightly, "Xiaobai, why are you so careless?"

"You owe me a favor~"

Her eyes sparkled. From this moment on, the person in her arms was not her apprentice, but her financial sponsor.

In the eyes of the White Dragon Horse, Tang Monk is so handsome that it is difficult to tell whether he is male or female, and his voice is deep and magnetic.

There was a faint smile at the corner of his mouth and an uninhibited teasing between his eyebrows.

He was so amused that he was at a loss.

"Then, then I will pledge my love to you~"

When these words were spoken, both of them were shocked.

Tang Shan: No way, is it such a big deal?

White Dragon Horse: Am I out of my mind? Master must have misunderstood me.

"I, I mean that I will be a good horse from now on for you, Master, to ride."

Uh... Tang Shan frowned slightly.

This doesn't sound necessarily more innocent than "committing oneself to someone".

"Puchi~" Zhu Ganglie flew to the ground with a rake on his shoulder and laughed.

"A dragon is willing to be a monk's mount. Aren't you afraid of being laughed at?"

After saying that, he started to laugh, and his exposed belly trembled.

Haha, Tang Shan glanced at Zhu Ganglie in front of her with a frown.

She was wondering why the person who had just woken up on the ground was gone.

So he came to bully Xiaobai while she was sleeping.

The white dragon horse stood in front of Tang Shan and said, "If you have any problems, come to me. Don't hurt Master."

Tang Shan nodded with relief and protected the white dragon horse behind her.

"Don't worry, Xiaobai. With Master here, no one can hurt you."

Even if the person opposite is also a rich sponsor.

Thinking about the notification from the system just now, there shouldn’t be any big problem if he is not killed.

From now on, she will be the crazy protector of her disciples (except Zhu Bajie), and the strongest Tang Monk in history!

The white dragon horse's eyelids twitched. Master called me Xiaobai?

Is this a nickname for your beloved disciple?

So, compared to the eldest brother, which disciple does the master like more?

The wind lifted Tang Shan's cassock, and her tall and majestic figure looked like a god descending from heaven.

This is inseparable from Tang Shan's daily protein supplementation and carrying gold up mountains and wading through water every day.

An inverted triangle figure that makes you look thin when dressed and plump when undressed.

With a tiger back, bee waist and mantis legs, he steps with the wind, looks heroic and suave.

In addition, Tang Shan's quotes at this moment clearly showed that she was a CEO who had been poisoned by domineering CEO literature.

If Bai Longma were a modern person, he would probably say, "So manly."

Master’s waist is a deadly knife.

"Master, be careful. This pig demon is quite capable."

When Zhu Ganglie heard this, he patted his belly and laughed out loud.

"You have good taste, much better than my father-in-law and his family who only care about appearances."

Tang Shan got angry when she looked at Zhu Bajie.

He is ugly, lazy and lustful, just like a greasy middle-aged man.

She rolled up her sleeves vigorously and said, "I hope you can laugh so happily later."

Tang Shan lowered her head and searched her trouser pockets.

Things like itching powder, super smelly simulated fart concentrated spray, and black spider firecrackers.

Also, Hanxiao Banbudian...

"Haha!" Tang Shan's smile gradually became crazy.