Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

In the Banana Cave, Bajie was still bitterly and indignantly scolding Wukong for stealing the fan.

Princess Iron Fan's ears were covered with calluses from listening so much.

She raised her hand to interrupt, "Then why did you come to my Banana Cave?"

Bajie opened his eyes innocently and said, "And the fan?"

Am I bored out of my mind and came all the way here just to get beaten by your husband?

Princess Iron Fan: Return the fan?

This is the first time I heard someone steal something and return it.

She spread out her palms, "Give it to me."

Without saying a word, Bajie put the palm-leaf fan in her hand.

I came here to return the fan, so I'll finish the task as soon as possible and go back.

Princess Iron Fan stared at the palm-leaf fan in her hand in disbelief. It was returned to her just like that?

Bajie chuckled in a flattering manner, "You'll be happy now, right?"

"Hmph~" Princess Iron Fan proudly put the fan back and kept it close to her body.

"If you don't leave now, you won't be able to leave when the Bull Demon King comes back."

Bajie was no match for Bull Demon King at all. He only attacked him because he had the palm-leaf fan in his hand, so he could just blow him away if he couldn't defeat him.

"Hey, Princess, are you concerned about me?"

Bajie laughed shamelessly. It had been a long time since he had talked to a beautiful woman. He felt so happy that his whole body was ecstatic.

Princess Iron Fan rolled her eyes. If it weren't for the fact that Zhu Bajie didn't make things difficult for her and just returned the fan, she wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to him.

When Bajie was about to communicate further, Bull Demon King and Wukong landed first.

Then Tang Shan and Sha Seng also jumped off Xiao Bailong's body.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Bull Demon King pointed at the beaming Bajie and shouted, "Just look at those lustful eyes of his. Don't they say it all?"

As Princess Iron Fan and Bajie of the Bull Demon Dynasty approached, an indescribable yet unspoken stench suddenly spread.

Bajie: It’s not my fault that I look lecherous, why do you judge people by their appearance?

Don't even look at what kind of stuff you are~

As soon as he saw his master and Wukong coming over, he immediately stood aside with his hands held properly.

It feels like being caught by parents doing something bad while staying out all night.

"Hello, Master. Hello, Monkey Brother."

Bajie started calling people in a sweet voice, but when it was Sha Seng and Xiao Bai's turn to pass by, he simply ignored them.

Lao Sha and Xiao Bai:?

We don't deserve it, okay?

Wukong: When things are out of the ordinary, there must be something fishy; when a fool is too diligent, there must be something fishy.

Tang Shan: There's no point trying to please me. I always enforce the law impartially and impartially. If there's gold involved, that's another matter.

If this pighead really did anything to Princess Iron Fan, I would be the first to suggest castration.

Wukong raised his claws: I’m second.

Princess Iron Fan covered her nose and stepped back, "Don't come over here!"

Wukong stopped. Is she talking about me?

When he saw his sister-in-law again, he felt guilty.

Sha Seng and Xiao Bai pushed him forward and said, "Big Brother, let's not block the couple from reminiscing about the past."

Wukong: Phew~ Fortunately, they didn’t call me, it would be so embarrassing.

The Bull Demon King's hurried steps stopped instantly, and his outstretched hands froze in mid-air.

He looked at Princess Iron Fan with hurt expression, "Madam? You want me not to go over there?"

He glanced at Zhu Bajie who was pretending to be cute next to him and asked, "Are you really interested in this pig?"

He remembered the advice given by Jiu Tou Chong at Bi Bo Tan before: Madam, if you don't coax her, there will naturally be others who will do it for you.

Seeing Bajie chatting and laughing with Princess Iron Fan with a sly smile just now, he suddenly felt uncomfortable.

Even though he had been having affairs with other women over the years, he never thought that his wife would change.

While the Bull Demon King was enjoying his wild imagination, he was secretly feeling sad about the passing of time, while Princess Iron Fan over there just thought that he smelled bad.

I really don't want him to dirty my doorstep.

Tang Shan pushed away Bajie who was still expressing his loyalty, picked up a bottle of air freshener and walked quickly to Princess Iron Fan.

With a flick of his cassock, a handsome, tall, smooth and bald man suddenly appeared before his eyes.

"Princess, I will protect your freshness."

After she finished speaking, she raised her head slightly to a forty-five-degree angle, revealing a clear and tight jawline.

A refreshing smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he deliberately unbuttoned two buttons on his chest.

System: Tsk tsk tsk, so greasy!

Iron Fan: Huh?

Bull Demon King:?

The disciples held their foreheads and said: Here we go again, the master must be starting to sell again.

As expected, Tang Shan immediately sprayed several times in the direction of Bull Demon King.

An evil scent, no, just the scent of gardenia instantly spread out.

Fresh factors and foul smells compete in the air, and smoke rises among the particles.

Seeing this, Tang Shan pressed the nozzle several times.

Now, the fragrance of flowers completely covered the smell of the rake, and this olfactory war finally came to an end.

Princess Iron Fan and Bull Demon King were stunned. Isn't it a bit exaggerated that Tang Seng sprayed air freshener in the posture that looked like he was holding a trophy?

Several disciples acted as tools to show their support with fake smiles, clapping their hands non-stop: "Anything produced by Tang Monk must be a masterpiece."

Tang Shan smiled brightly, "Tang Monk brand air freshener will give you a fragrant and wonderful world."

"It only costs ten taels of gold, and today there's a buy one get one free deal, which means ten taels of gold gets you two bottles!"

Tang Shan put the air freshener in Princess Iron Fan's hand and said, "Smell it, smell as much as you can. Do you feel relaxed?"

Princess Iron Fan was confused. What did this temple have to say about the silk-drawing?

"Look at the weight again," Tang Shan asked her to weigh the bottle in her hand, "it's enough to last a whole year!"

In fact, it can only be used for half a year at most, but as a profiteer, I certainly cannot tell the truth.

"That's equivalent to ten ounces of gold, and you can use it for two years. Isn't that a good deal?"

Before Princess Iron Fan could say anything, several of her disciples responded in unison, "Yes! It's a great deal!"

The ignored shit-stepping Bull Demon King looked at Tang Monk and his disciples in suspicion and surprise.

If he hadn't known Sun Wukong hundreds of years ago, he would never believe that this was Tang Monk no matter what he said today.

Who is responsible for selecting people to learn from the masters?

Doesn't this thing look like he's determined to go on a quest?

Guanyin, who is far away in the Purple Bamboo Forest, said: How dare you plot against me behind my back?

Don't forget that your son still works under me.

Red Boy: He must have done a lot of evil things in the past, so he is now innocently implicated.

Tang Monk and his disciples stared at Princess Iron Fan, which made her feel uneasy, as if she would be a sinner if she didn't buy it.

In the end, she silently took out twenty taels of gold. This was the lowest price she could get without any change.

Just ask Tang Seng to get back the ten taels of gold later.

Tang Shan's eyes lit up and she immediately understood.

"Madam is indeed a connoisseur of good things. Quick, Bajie, take two more air fresheners out of my pocket!"

Princess Iron Fan quickly explained: "No, I want to..."

"Don't worry!" Tang Shan looked at her firmly. "This stuff won't expire or go bad. You can spray it whenever you need it, even when you don't need it. I guarantee you'll want to smell it again."

"No, I meant I only need two."

"Master, there are four of them in total, all here."

Bajie also thoughtfully put the gift in a small loving bag and even tied a bow.

"Here, take it." Tang Shan stuffed it into Princess Iron Fan's hand.

"Come back to me when you're done!"

Sha Monk: "Master, we don't have a fixed location, where are you going to ask them to find it?"

Tang Shan smiled and said, "Old Sha is really considerate. It's okay. As long as you keep looking west, we will definitely be on the way."

Princess Iron Fan...

I didn't mean to say this...

"I'm"

Tang Shan understood again, "Okay, I know everything. Since you are a new customer, I will give you a thorough cleaning service as a gift."

Bajie was surprised: "Master, you don't want us to clean the entire Banana Cave?"

If that's the case, I might as well not sell it to her.

Princess Iron Fan was stunned. If that was the case, it would not be impossible to hire four cleaners with ten taels of gold.

Until Tang Shan took out the high-pressure water gun and pointed it at the Bull Demon King's right foot...