Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Finally, the God of Land left the Banana Cave with two red panda eyes.

Inside the cave, with only Wukong and Rakshasa left, the atmosphere became somewhat subtle.

Two blushes appeared on the Rakshasa woman's face, and she glanced in the direction of Wukong from time to time.

Did he just protect my head with his hands?

Could it be that he really...

Wukong sensed the complex and strange gaze of the Rakshasa woman. Could it be that she has taken a fancy to me, the Monkey King?

Although the Rakshasa woman was extremely beautiful, more beautiful than Zhaojun and Diao Chan, Wukong had never understood matters between men and women.

If it was Bajie here, he would have probably started reciting poems and composing the poem "Since ancient times, love has always been followed by regrets."

"Um, sister-in-law," Wukong deliberately kept a distance, "I came to borrow the fan."

Other than that, I don't have any improper thoughts about you.

The Rakshasa woman hummed softly, but still held the palm-leaf fan tightly in her hand.

Goku:?

What are you humming? You hummed but you don't give it to me?

I'll discuss it with you properly and if you don't lend it to me, don't blame me for robbing it away later if I use force.

The Rakshasa woman thought that now that Wukong had the Wind-Fixing Pearl, he was not afraid of her palm-leaf fan at all.

Besides, I can't beat him on my own.

This fan is going to be borrowed today anyway, so why not take this opportunity to propose some conditions.

No one likes to do business that loses money.

"You can have the fan, but you have to do me a favor."

Seeing that he finally gave in, Wukong asked curiously, "Do you want me to bring Red Boy back to you?"

This matter is a bit difficult to handle, but if the master steps in, Guanyin will have to release the person.

"No," the Rakshasa woman shook her head. "Since you are Lao Niu's brother, why don't you invite him back for me? We can have a reunion as husband and wife, and I'll give you the fan."

Speaking of which, the Bull Demon King hangs out with the Jade-faced Fox every day, and she hasn't seen him for two years.

If you want to take the fan, it’s not too much to ask for help.

Wukong: You might as well let me invite Red Boy back.

Although they are sworn brothers, they haven't seen each other for hundreds of years. How much affection can be left?

In addition to the incident with Red Boy, the Bull Demon King must have quite a few complaints about himself.

Even a judge cannot judge family affairs. How can I, a simple monkey who doesn't understand the affairs of the world, get involved in such a complicated and melodramatic romance drama!

"Sister-in-law, can't we change to something else?"

Wukong looked embarrassed and could only try his best to discuss things with her.

It's not impossible to rob her, but the Rakshasa woman is Red Boy's mother after all, and the master seems to be on good terms with Red Boy.

I have called you sister-in-law so many times, so I don’t want to make things awkward.

The Rakshasa woman changed the fan back to the size of an apricot leaf. This time she did not put it in her mouth, but hid it in the woman's private parts.

Even if Wukong wanted to snatch it now, he couldn't.

She smiled and said, "If you want the fan, you must ask Bull Demon King to come back to me. You'd better go as soon as possible. Tang Sanzang is still waiting for you to cross the Flaming Mountain."

The Rakshasa woman threw the Qingfeng twin swords back against the wall and said, "Show me away."

Wukong was driven out of the cave with a confused look on his face.

No, what does their affairs have to do with me?

"Sister-in-law, you haven't told me where Brother Niu is—"

The cave was silent.

Wukong: You asked someone to do something for you but didn't even give me the address. Do you really think I have a good temper?

The next second, a thick stick slammed heavily on the ground, "Land, get out here!"

The Earth God, who had just been hit in the eye by two punches, quickly crawled out of the ground. The previous blow almost gave him a concussion.

"Hey, it's coming."

Wukong glanced at him, "Where is the Bull Demon King?"

The gossipy Earth God naturally knew this, and he thought that Wukong came to inquire about his love rival.

"It's in Moyun Cave in Jilei Mountain." The land god immediately became interested.

He took Wukong's arm and started to gossip about the Bull Demon King.

"In Moyun Cave lived the Jade-faced Princess, the daughter of the Ten Thousand Year Fox King. After the Fox King's death, he left behind a vast fortune, but she was the only one left in the family."

"One day, by chance, she was bullied by a black snake demon and was rescued by the Bull Demon King who passed by. Since then, the two have been together."

"Oh?" Wukong curled his lips. "He's a hero saving a beautiful woman, and he's also pledged his love to her. Brother Niu is living a comfortable life."

"That's right!" The land god said with a mixture of envy and regret, "It's just a pity for the Rakshasa girl, who has to wait for you to return home alone every day."

"Okay, I understand, please step back."

After the news was released, the land was of no use.

Land: You change your attitude faster than turning the pages of a book. How can you cross the river and then destroy the bridge?

"This is firsthand gossip, won't you give me a reward?"

Wukong looked over at him dimly and said, "How about I give you a beating with a stick?"

land……

You deserve it for not being able to get a sister-in-law!

He could only burrow back into the ground angrily.

Jilei Mountain is three thousand miles away from here, and Wukong flew to Moyun Cave without stopping for a moment.

Different from the quiet and secluded Bajiao Cave, Moyun Cave is surrounded by a profusion of flowers.

In the middle of the sea of ​​flowers, there is a beautiful woman in white clothes, with butterflies surrounding her.

Wukong: The Bull Demon King eats really well, his sister-in-law is beautiful, and so is his concubine.

He jumped off the cloud and tiptoed behind the Jade-faced Princess, "Little sister-in-law~"

Suddenly a male voice came from behind, scaring the Jade-faced Princess so much that she dropped the flowers in her hand and ran a few steps before stopping.

"Who are you?" The Jade-faced Princess saw that he did not look like a vicious person. "Why are you calling me little sister-in-law?"

It was the first time she heard someone call her like that, and it was a stranger she met for the first time.

Wukong saw the fear hidden in her eyes and guessed that he had just scared her.

After being with his master for so long, he has also learned a lot about the ways of the world.

Wukong reached out and plucked a bright red peony, took two steps forward and said with a smile, "I am Brother Niu's sworn brother, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. Don't be afraid, little sister-in-law."

He handed over the red peony in his hand and said, "Flowers are given to beautiful ladies. I hope my sister-in-law will accept them."

The Jade-faced Princess frowned. This man, like the Bull Demon King, knew how to please her.

Showing courtesy for nothing is either cheating or stealing.

She took the flowers puzzledly, "Why are you here?"

"I came here this time because I want Brother Niu to go back to Banana Cave with me."

The flower in her hand hadn't even warmed up when it was thrown to the ground by the angry Jade-faced Princess the next second.

"You are here to persuade the Bull Demon King to return to Rakshasa!"

The Jade-faced Princess frowned, her face a mixture of coquettishness and anger, "Don't even think about it!"