Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob
Chapter 152: Water bill is free!
Bajie opened his big black mouth and said, "Come on, Lao Sha, who has the time to come and steal this broken fan? Ahem."
You said you could put out the fire by just fanning it, but you almost got me killed just now.
Sha Seng stopped and looked carefully, "Second Brother, it's you!"
His entire body was burned and tattered, and half of his bangs, which he usually played with, were gone.
"Stop talking, it's so hot here, let's go back first."
The fueled flames brought even more intense heat waves.
At first, the villagers were still expressing their gratitude to Tang Shan and others for their kindness, but the temperature suddenly rose several degrees.
"What a rubbish holy monk! He failed to put out the fire and now it's burning even more fiercely!"
A strong middle-aged farmer threw the bucket on the ground.
"What the hell is going on? Didn't we agree to fan the fire with a fan?"
"It's so hot and there's no water. Neither people nor crops can survive."
Some women couldn't help but choke up with sobs. Even those who were in good health could hardly bear it, let alone the young and old in the family.
"How could you lie to us!"
The villagers smashed the buckets and basins in their hands to the ground with clanging sounds.
The group of people who were full of hope just now fell into a vortex of despair in an instant.
They were all angry and approached Tang Shan, questioning her and the old man.
The old man looked worried. "I don't know this either."
He had indeed seen that it was a palm-leaf fan just now, and the holy monk's disciples could all fly, so there was no need to deceive these ordinary people.
Xiaobai hurriedly stood in front of Tang Shan and said, "Our master is kind-hearted and doesn't ask for money. How can this be considered a scam?"
The angry and desperate villagers just wanted to catch the monk and vent their anger, so they kept approaching the two men.
These are all ordinary people, Xiaobai has no way to help.
The crowded environment at the scene did not allow him to transform into a dragon and carry his master away.
Why haven’t the senior brothers come back yet? If this continues, the master will be squeezed into a meat patty.
"Master~"
In the blink of an eye, Sha Seng and the black-clad Bajie fell from the sky.
The crowd was dispersed in an instant, and everyone stared at the people in front of them vigilantly.
Sha Seng: How come these villagers became like this just after we walked for a while?
The three of them protected Tang Shan firmly in the middle, leaving her a safe area.
At this moment, Tang Shan had to take out the loudspeaker bee.
"I understand the feelings of you, my fellow villagers, but when a problem arises, we must resolve it. Taking action will only make you more angry."
This is true. The external environment is extremely hot, and coupled with the heat erupting in their bodies, the villagers are all so hot that their mouths are dry and their tongues are parched.
"Then tell me how to solve the problem."
Two young men supported the village chief as he walked over. He was leaning on a cane and had a head full of white hair.
Although he is old, he looks full of energy.
Tang Shan: He didn't come out when I was surrounded just now, and only showed up when I said the problem was solved. He is really cunning.
She pointed to the old man's house and said, "It's too hot outside. Let's talk inside."
I don’t care whether you come in or not, I’m almost dying of heat.
The villagers looked at the house with its doors and windows tightly shut and were also curious, "Could there be some trick going on inside?"
The old man quickly said that there was absolutely nothing wrong with his house, and even if there was, it would be something that would shock them.
As soon as the door was opened, the cold air trapped inside was like a beast suddenly released from a cage, and the chilling breath hit everyone's face.
"A miracle, this is a miracle!"
The villagers rushed into the house, and the heat in their hearts was instantly extinguished.
"Everyone, be quiet. Now, I'll ask my apprentice who puts out the fire to tell me what happened."
As soon as Bajie came up, he added fuel to the fire and gave a flamboyant explanation.
He first talked about how he flew to the Flaming Mountain in the scorching heat, and how he fanned himself while sweating profusely.
Finally, he returned the palm-leaf fan to Tang Shan and said, "Master, this fan doesn't work."
"With a little fanning, the fire shot up dozens of meters high and nearly turned me into a roasted pig in an instant."
I thought it was an easy job, but it turned out to be so thankless.
The villagers were all excited again. "I told you, it's because of their messing around that things get even hotter."
"When the time comes, they'll just walk away and what will happen to us?"
"That's right, let them stay here and let them feel our pain."
Tang Shan could only try her best to comfort him, "Don't worry, my eldest disciple has already gone to Cuiyun Mountain to ask the Banana Fairy to help you solve this problem."
When the villagers heard that it was the Banana Fairy, they finally quieted down.
Anyway, it's cool here, so I might as well wait in the old man's house for a while. It's better than sitting in the steamer at home.
Tang Shan took out a basin of water and said, "Everyone must be thirsty after all this excitement. Let's moisten our throats."
The cool and clean water quietly filled the entire basin.
"Where did you get so much water?"
The old man scratched his head. At the beginning, they asked him for water.
Everyone drank it in one gulp, it was really amazing.
"This water is surprisingly sweet and delicious!"
The villagers have never drunk such cool and sweet water since they were young. The boiled water they usually drink is always warm.
Seeing this, Bajie quickly pulled Tang Shan aside.
"Master, where did you get the water?"
Why didn’t you bring out the water earlier to wash my body? I’m covered in black and I scare away beautiful girls when I meet them.
Tang Shan took out Guanyin's bottle from her sleeve and said, "Here, water!"
Guanyin's pure bottle can hold as much water as the ocean. If Tang Shan hadn't been looking for the banana fan just now, she would have almost forgotten about it.
Sha Monk: "Master, this water won't kill you, right?"
I don’t know how long the water in here has been there. Can it stay fresh?
Xiaobai: Is this seawater? Which sea is it from?
Tang Shan said calmly, "Don't worry, I just drank it, there's absolutely no problem."
She was so thirsty that, relying on the protagonist's immortal halo, she picked up the bottle and drank her fill.
Unexpectedly, it tastes really good.
Guanyin: Do you think my purifying bottle is just a decoration?
"Hey, Master, how can you test the poison on yourself?"
Sha Seng and Xiaobai hurried forward to check.
Tang Shan: What? Can you two suck the water out of my stomach and brain?
Xiaobai: "You should let Second Brother do this kind of thing."
Sha Seng nodded: "That's right."
Bajie:?
Master’s life is life, but mine is not?
He couldn't care less, and he didn't know when the monkey would be able to borrow the fan. Without water, he could only stare at the black tights.
"Master, could you lend me the purifying bottle so I can wash myself? I'm so dirty."
He showed a row of big black teeth in a flattering manner, "It's okay for me, but I can't let my appearance drag down the entire journey."
Sha Seng and Xiao Bai: Even if you hadn't been black, it wouldn't necessarily have improved the quality of our journey to the West team.
Tang Shan thought that there must be a lot of water in the bottle. At worst, she could just refill it after it ran out.
So, Sha Seng held up the clean bottle like a human shower, and Bajie washed himself underneath.
I had just flushed half of the black ash when the water stopped.
"Landlady, oh no, Master, why is there no water suddenly?"
Tang Shan suppressed a laugh: "The water bill is free!"
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