Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Amidst the noise, several people came to a house.

The master and his disciples had drunk all the water they had and were looking for a house to beg for food and water.

As soon as Bajie saw food in front of him, he immediately quickened his pace and ran past Tang Shan to the front.

He was walking so weakly just now, but now he is suddenly revived as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

He dropped his load and started banging on the door.

"Knock knock knock ~ Is anyone there?"

"Who is it?" An old man's hoarse voice came from inside.

"We are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the East. We are passing by here and would like to ask for some vegetarian food."

The door opened and an old man wearing a cool thin shirt and with a slightly hunched back walked out.

This sight almost scared him to death.

"Ouch~ There's a monster!"

Although he had difficulty walking, he still quickly raised his hand to close the door.

Bajie quickly leaned out half of his body to block the door, "Old man, if I were really a monster, your door wouldn't be strong enough for me to kick in."

Wukong walked out from behind him and said, "Don't scare the old man, idiot."

He popped his head out from behind Bajie and said, "Don't be afraid, old donor. We are not monsters."

The old man took a closer look and said, "Oh my God, there are two monsters."

His body was shaking like a sieve. Even though it was a scorching hot day, a layer of cold sweat oozed out from the back of his forehead.

Wukong's smile immediately collapsed. "You old man, how can you talk like that?"

Bajie laughed and said, "Brother Monkey, you're not much better."

Lao Sha also stepped forward to join in the fun, "The old man is quite brave. He didn't even run away when he saw us."

At this time, the old man's legs were weak and he could not move at all.

When he saw another monster with a blue face and lightbulb eyes coming, he fainted immediately without being able to recover.

Bajie, who was standing in the front, was quick to catch him, otherwise he would have been seriously injured if this fragile person had fallen down.

"Hey, why are you still trying to scam me? You fall down as soon as you say so."

Bajie dragged him into the house and laid him on the bed.

"Monkey Brother Lao Sha, you have to bear witness for me. I didn't touch a hair on him."

"If Master asks, you must tell the truth."

Tang Shan and Xiaobai then walked into the house.

I happened to see three disciples gathered around the old man's bed, chattering non-stop.

Tang Shan: "You three, didn't you scare the old man to death?"

This possibility is quite high.

Wukong, Bajie and Lao Sha immediately made way.

"Master, he just fainted."

The houses around the Flaming Mountain are no cooler inside than outside. On the contrary, they are more like a steaming steamer.

Tang Shan thought that she had to stay here and have dinner before leaving, so she simply moved the entire standing air conditioner out.

Bajie asked cautiously, "Master, are you planning to put him in there?"

The coffin was ready so quickly, but the white color was chosen and there was no lid yet.

Wukong: "Master, he really just fainted. Maybe he had heatstroke."

The fact that the old man was frightened unconscious by the three of them was not mentioned at all.

"Go and close the doors and windows."

apprentice:?

Master, are you planning to kill someone to silence him?

"Beep~" Tang Shan took out the remote control and pressed it. The air conditioner started immediately and went directly to the 16-degree cooling mode.

Strong cold air blew out of the air conditioner continuously. "If you don't turn it off soon, the air will all escape."

The apprentices quickly closed the doors and windows.

There was a big gap in the old wooden door, and Bajie was afraid that it would let out the cold air, so he simply took off his shirt and filled the gap.

A succulent animal with its upper body naked walks around with a big belly, and the flesh is chewy and bouncy.

Tang Shan and others: It’s an eyesore.

The temperature in the room dropped quickly, and Tang Shan took out a bottle of peppermint oil and placed it under the old man's nose for a while.

The old man slowly woke up. He had never felt so cool before.

He opened his eyes and saw a handsome monk's face.

"Am I dead? How come the underworld's messenger is a good-looking monk?"

He has lived in a village around the Flaming Mountain since he was born. He believes that only when he dies and goes to the underworld can he feel the coolness.

But he didn't expect that the Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced Monsters who came to pick him up would be so handsome.

Several disciples rushed out from behind Tang Shan.

Bajie: "Isn't this old man scared silly?"

Sha Monk: "If that's the case, then you've committed a great sin, Second Brother."

Bajie frowned, "Don't you and Monkey King have a share?"

It was obvious that the old man fainted from fright after the two of them ran over.

The old man thought that he was already dead, so he was not afraid anymore.

He pointed at Wukong and the others and said, "Are you monsters dead too?"

"Pah, pah, pah!" Bajie slapped his belly and shouted, "You don't know the taboos at your age."

Tang Shan clasped his hands together and said, "Old man, we are monks from the Tang Dynasty. We have no ill intentions. We just want to beg for some vegetarian food and some saliva."

The old man was surprised, "Am I really not dead yet?"

Tang Shan nodded, "Of course, isn't this your home?"

Do you think that when you go to the underworld, the ghost will give you a separate single room that will imitate your previous residence?

The old man kept looking around his room. He pointed at the air conditioner in front of him and asked, "What is this?"

"This is the magic weapon for creating cold air. Taishang Laojun is very familiar with us."

Tang Shan mentioned the name of Laojun. When the old man heard that they were friends of the gods, he immediately wanted to kneel down and salute them.

"Old man, you can't do that."

The old man immediately and attentively brought white rice and vegetarian dishes.

Without thinking twice, Bajie grabbed the steamed bun and started to eat it.

The old man brought them half a cup of water, and Bajie thought the old man was stingy and refused to give them more.

He immediately complained: "What can this little water do? It dries up before it even reaches my stomach."

The frightened old man hurriedly explained: "I am really sorry for neglecting you all. It's not that I don't want to give it to you, but I really don't have much left."

He lifted the lid of the water tank, and there was only a shallow layer of water underneath that just covered the bottom of the tank.

The old man looked troubled. "This place is close to the Flaming Mountain. It doesn't rain for a whole year. Water is more precious than oil."

"The rain hasn't fallen yet this year, and here's all the water left."

Sha Monk: "If there is no water, how can you farm?"

"Every year, the villagers nearby would pool their money to ask the Banana Fairy to fan the fire. Once the fire died down, it would naturally rain, but the fire would quickly ignite again."

"So, we had to go and ask for water once a year."

Tang Shan: I didn’t expect that Princess Iron Fan had this kind of business.

Wukong: Banana Fairy? Fan? Banana fan?

So this Banana Fairy should be Princess Iron Fan, the wife of Bull Demon King.

Then if I go to borrow the fan, I have to call her sister-in-law!

Tang Shan: Hehe, the elder brother who never comes home, the beautiful sister-in-law who stays in the boudoir, and the younger brother-in-law who is ready to visit.