Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"I'm fake!" He crossed his arms over his head and closed his eyes.

Fortunately, the sound of the chainsaw stopped.

The six-eared macaque opened his eyes in confusion and met the smiling Tang Shan.

She lowered her head to check the switch of the chainsaw, then scratched her head sheepishly and explained, "Sorry, the power is out, haha."

(Ah~ah~ah~a flock of crows flew over here...)

The six-eared macaque slapped his chest, which was heaving violently, with lingering fear, and almost turned into monkey head tofu pudding.

When the Dragon King of the East Sea saw that his plan was exposed, he grabbed his clothes and ran away.

This is a useless guy. He actually thought he could drive away Sun Wukong and take back the golden cudgel.

He took advantage of the fact that Wukong had no time to pay attention to this side and quickly flew back to the Dragon Palace on a cloud.

The Dragon King of the West Sea looked at the big brother's fleeing back and thought, "If I let the real Monkey King stir all the water from the East Sea to the West Sea now, wouldn't it be a bit unfair?"

I was standing in the middle just now, so I can be considered half a supporter of the real Goku.

Besides, my third son is his junior fellow apprentice, so considering our friendship, it should be possible.

When Guanyin saw that she was on the wrong side, it became even more impossible for her to get the bottle back.

So she sat on the lotus seat and led Mu Cha and Red Boy back to the Purple Bamboo Forest.

The remaining Li Jing and his wife, Nezha, Laojun and the Jade Emperor were all smiling happily, as they had won the bet.

According to the note just posted at the ticket office, you can get the treasure.

"I know." Tang Shan put away the chainsaw.

The six-eared macaque was puzzled: "You knew that, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Why did they cause such a big fuss? They really made a fool of me!

Tang Shan was also straightforward and didn't hide her thoughts: "I thought that if I had another horse to accompany me to learn from the scriptures, I could have an extra free laborer."

That way I can grab more gold.

Six-eared macaque...

It turned out to be just as Pighead said just now, this monk is a black-hearted person.

Wukong: Master, if you had told me earlier, I would have given him the position of eldest senior brother.

This once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is gone just like that. Where can I find a monkey that looks exactly like me in the future?

Goku sighed, Goku was depressed, Goku was sad.

The only chance for him to get rid of his identity as a horseman on the journey to obtain scriptures was ended by his own hands.

Bajie put his hand on his shoulder with understanding, "Brother Monkey, take it easy. It's just a temporary mistake, it's a lifetime mistake. Just be patient and it will pass."

The monk Sha over there was still asking foolishly, "Master, are you done sawing?"

Wukong...

How can I bear it? I can't bear it at all.

Six-eared Macaque: "Aren't you going to tell me a little white lie?"

If you speak so frankly, who would be willing to go with you to seek the scriptures?

Tang Shan clasped her hands together and said, "Monks do not tell lies. I have always been honest and trustworthy. I am responsible, loving, and...

"Stop!" Six-eared Macaque raised his hand to interrupt, "I'd better go back and be my free and unfettered king of the mountain."

He stood up and made to leave.

"Hey," Tang Shan hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, "Don't, our scripture-grabbing team is well-treated."

"Oh?" Six-Eared Macaque turned around. "How good is it?"

So good that all your disciples are crying and accusing you?

Tang Shan took a look and thought, oh wow, there's hope, this monkey has the potential to work.

"Here, we only work seven days a week, thirty days a month, and twelve months a year. We have food and accommodation provided, and we have a regular position, so we don't have to worry about retirement."

Bajie muttered quietly beside him, "Eat vegetarian food, live on the grass, become a monk after retirement, and your retirement will all be arranged by the higher-ups."

Six-eared macaque...

Tang Shan...

"Bajie, could you please go a little further away first?"

You exposed me in front of the person I was deceiving. Am I being too indulgent towards you?

The six-eared macaque replied expressionlessly, "Thank you for the invitation. See you later."

After saying that, he flew away without a trace of nostalgia.

He was even afraid that he would be caught by Wukong, so he increased his flying speed to the fastest.

He disappeared from the horizon in the blink of an eye.

"Alas~" Tang Shan's face fell, "This monkey is too smart, it doesn't understand anything at all."

Wukong: Huh? You mean I'm stupid?

Before the master and his disciples could chat for a few words, the Jade Emperor, Laojun, and Li Jing's family surrounded them.

Laojun: "Tang Monk, we won the bet, where is the treasure we promised?"

He spread out his palms and said, "Give me back my purple gold gourd."

Nezha was afraid that if he was slow, he would get nothing good. "I want some too, I want some too. Laojun's magic tools are all good things."

Taishang Laojun flicked his whisk proudly and said, "You are quite knowledgeable, boy."

Li Jing: "Madam, what do we want?"

If I had known I would win now, I wouldn’t have spent so much money to buy a second-hand belt.

Li Jing felt heartbroken when he thought about how poor and destitute he would be in the future.

Madam Li fiddled with the perfume and lipstick in her hand. "I have no use for these magical instruments. I'll just take whatever the holy monk gives me."

It would be great if the holy monk could give me these things so that I can take them back and share them with my sisters.

Jade Emperor: "I don't need anything, so I'll give my share to Laojun."

First, take the opportunity to build a good relationship with Taishang Laojun and prevent him from leaning towards Tang Seng's side.

Secondly, he stayed in the Heavenly Palace all day, so these treasures and magical instruments were of little use to him.

Wukong and the others looked at Tang Shan helplessly as she was surrounded.

Bajie: "It's over. Master is like a lamb waiting to be divided."

Some of the gold and silver that we worked so hard to build will be divided up.

Xiaobai and Laosha: "Why don't we go help Master?"

According to Master's personality, he would be heartbroken if he had to take out so many treasures at once.

Bajie: "That's the Jade Emperor and Laojun, what can we do?"

With one word, the three of them looked at the eldest brother in unison.

Goku:?

No, why are you looking at me?

Do I look like a Buddhist fanatic who steps on Laojun and slaps the Jade Emperor?

Junior brothers: This isn’t the first time you’ve done this.

Nezha got a smart lollipop.

Laojun received a gourd-shaped water container and black hair dye for 9.9 yuan with free shipping.

Li Jing and his wife wore two pairs of couple pajamas.

Tang Shan pointed to the smallest line of print at the bottom of the ticket and said, "The final right of interpretation lies with the merchant."