Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Tang Shan's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he would blackmail me even if there was a piece of bird poop on his head?

"Here I am, beautiful, kind, gentle and generous Sister Guanyin, what's up?"

"Haha," Guanyin raised her finger and pointed at the eye-catching bird droppings in the middle of her forehead, "What do you think?"

"What I'm saying," Tang Shan's brain cells were working at full speed, "is that this is a random airstrike with no specific target. Everyone present has a chance of encountering it. It just happened to be you."

Tang Shan blinked her big eyes and tried her best to speak clearly.

It's just your bad luck, you can't really blame anyone else.

Guanyin was originally very angry, as she had never suffered such humiliation before.

But then she thought again, isn't this a great opportunity? She can take the opportunity to ask Tang Seng to hand over her bottle.

So, "This is your place. Let alone something flying in the sky, even if a stone on the ground hits my foot, it's your responsibility."

Tang Shan was ashamed. No way, how could he be so unreasonable.

Guanyin is clearly making it clear that I should suffer this loss.

The others looked at the two of them, and no one dared to say a word.

As the saying goes, those who like to suffer losses will always suffer losses.

When problems arise, we solve them.

"Sister Guanyin, are you seriously injured? How much compensation do you think is appropriate for mental damages?"

Here it comes, finally getting to the point.

Guanyin pretended to be reserved and used a handkerchief to wipe the bird droppings off her forehead.

"I feel this smell is irritating. Take out the purifying bottle first and let me get some water to wash my face."

Tang Shan had a look that showed that she saw through everything but didn't say anything. It turned out to be all about the purifying bottle.

I'm afraid it will be difficult to get it back if I give it away now.

Tang Shan took out a few individually wrapped alcohol wipes from her pocket.

"How can the water in that bottle be clean? This bird droppings may be fresh, but it still has bacteria. We have to use this to clean it."

As she spoke, Tang Shan tore open a packet, picked up the wet wipes and rubbed Guanyin's forehead hard.

"Don't!" Guanyin and Mu Cha wanted to stop it, but it was too late.

"Hmm?" Tang Shan looked down at the wet wipes in her hand, then looked up at Guanyin's forehead.

"Sister Guanyin, the red between your eyebrows has faded a little."

Who would have thought that the red mark on Guanyin's forehead could be wiped off.

Tang Shan put down the wet wipes awkwardly and said, "How about I get some red dipping sauce and put it back on for you?"

The others were trying to hold back their laughter so hard that Guanyin's face turned red.

"No need for that." Guanyin said unhappily, "Does the compensation you just mentioned still count?"

At this point, it is more important to get the purifying bottle back as soon as possible.

"Of course, but it depends on the severity of your injuries. We need to assess them first before discussing compensation."

Nezha: No matter how you look at it, Guanyin is more seriously injured mentally. There is no way she has any physical injuries.

Guanyin herself thought so too. Given Tang Seng's cunning nature, he would definitely get away with it by being careless again.

"I feel dizzy now." Guanyin suddenly held her forehead and began to pretend to be dizzy. Seeing this, Mu Cha hurried forward to support her.

Red Boy: Should I help him? Should I help him or not?

Wukong: I thought Bajie was an actor, but I didn’t expect Guanyin was also into it and acted so seriously.

Liu'er Mihou: Why do all these gods seem a little abnormal?

The Jade Emperor and Laojun looked at each other in surprise. They had known each other for tens of thousands of years, but this was the first time they saw Guanyin say she had a headache.

Tang Shan: Sister, is it just a piece of bird shit that matters to you?

It's so embarrassing for everyone now that you're in this state.

Even though I know you are pretending to be a big shot, I still have to act with you.

System: Host, why don’t you return the bottle to the owner? It was originally his magic weapon.

Tang Shan: No way! How can I, a young, handsome, wealthy monk in my prime years, yield to blackmail?

system……

If I care about you again, I will be a dog.

Tang Shan: Then you’d better be prepared to bark at me again.

"Okay, I see."

Tang Shan lowered her head and began to search for something in her pocket.

Guanyin was secretly delighted, thinking, is he looking for my purifying bottle?

Great! After all this time, the bottle is finally back in my hands.

From now on, I don’t have to ask someone to fetch water for me again and again when watering the flowers.

Bajie frowned, "This shouldn't be the case. Master, are you so obedient this time and hand over the things?"

Lao Sha: "Maybe Master just picked it up out of curiosity before, and now he doesn't want it anymore after the novelty wears off."

Laojun was very upset. If he had known that Tang Seng would hand over the treasure so easily, he should have been hit by bird droppings.

He quickly looked up at the sky, hoping to see a few more birds flying overhead.

It would be better if there were more bird droppings, after all, Tang Seng has several of his own precious magical weapons.

The Jade Emperor noticed Laojun's strange behavior of suddenly looking up at the sky.

Crazy, all crazy.

As everyone stretched their necks in anticipation, Tang Shan took out a set of medical equipment despite everyone's expectations.

Guanyin:?

Everyone:? ? ?

"With a serious and responsible attitude, I think in Guanyin's case, it's very likely that bird droppings hit the trigeminal nerve in her face, causing a reverse flow of qi and blood to block the nerve endings in the cerebellum that regulate balance."

System: Host, do you know what you are saying?

Tang Shan: I don’t know, but I guess they don’t know either, so I can pretend that I know.

System: It seems that I have affected your performance.

Guanyin felt frightened by Tang Shan's naked gaze, and she stepped back unconsciously.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but ask, "What is this?"

Could this be the magical artifact that Laojun secretly made for Tang Seng and his disciples without telling the Heavenly Court?

"I think Guanyin's condition is very serious, so it is necessary to perform a craniotomy now."

As Tang Shan spoke, she put on white gloves on both hands, just like a madman preparing before committing a crime.

Guanyin swallowed, "What, what is a craniotomy?"

It sounds creepy.

"Oh~ In layman's terms, it means using a knife to dig a hole in the brain, then prying open the skull to see what's inside."

The calmer Tang Shan's tone was, the more frightened the people present were.

Nezha: This is the first time I meet someone crazier than me.

Li Jing picked up the card that Tang Shan had just given him: Tang Sanzang, the surgical genius.

It turns out that the holy monk really knows medical skills. Then these medicines should be effective and the money is well spent.

Tang Shan randomly selected a saw and a pair of scissors.

Guanyin's hands trembled as she pointed at the saw and asked, "Isn't this used for..."

"Bingo~ You guessed it right!"

Tang Shan winked at Guanyin playfully.