Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"What!" The Jade Emperor slammed his palm on the table at the ticket office.

"You asked me to help you and you want me to pay you?"

Tang Monk, are you crazy about money?

At first, when he heard other immortals say that Tang Seng and his disciples liked to extort gold, he didn't believe it.

Looking back today, what the immortals said is probably just a drop in the bucket.

Guanyin and Taishang Laojun, who had long experienced Tang Monk's shamelessness, remained silent.

The two originally came to the appointment thinking they would have a chance to get their treasure back, but now they have to pay hundreds of taels of silver before they even see the treasure.

The Dragon King of the East Sea shook his sleeves angrily. Not only did Sun Wukong take away his treasure that could suppress the sea, but he was also very kind by being willing to help.

As a result, the small ones rob and plunder, and the big ones are even worse!

Tang Seng could have just robbed them, but he chose to organize a circus for them.

The East Sea Dragon King said to the West Sea Dragon King with a very bad look on his face, "Brother, I came here to give you face. Did you know about this beforehand?"

If you help Tang Seng to cheat me, then there is no need for us to continue as brothers.

The Dragon King of the West Sea raised three fingers and swore, "Brother, I am wholeheartedly devoted to our little gang of the Four Seas. How could I help an outsider to cheat you?"

He was afraid that the Dragon King of the East Sea would not believe him, so he quickly pulled over the white dragon horse that had changed into work clothes.

"Tell me, what's going on here? Didn't we agree that we were just here to help identify real monkeys from fake ones?"

You kid, you are such a traitor!

The White Dragon Horse consoled them, "Don't worry, Master hasn't finished yet."

Seeing the crowd's outrage, Tang Shan had no choice but to pick up the loudspeaker and explain in detail how to play the activity.

She first shouted at the two monkeys who were still fighting on the top of the mountain, "Come down here, both of you, and say hello to the client first."

When Wukong and Liu'er Mihou heard their master's call, they had to stop fighting.

Two monkeys appeared in front of the Jade Emperor and his men at the same time, and everyone was shocked.

Guanyin: "They really look exactly the same!"

The Jade Emperor walked around the two monkeys and said, "Strange, I can't tell who is pretending."

Wukong complained in his heart: How can you be the Jade Emperor if you can't even recognize the enemy who caused trouble in your Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?

Taishang Laojun secretly took out the magic mirror and shone it on Wukong and Liu'er Macaque, and the two monkeys shown in the mirror looked like the same type of monkeys.

The light reflected from the mirror dazzled Tang Shan's eyes. "What is that? It's so dazzling?"

Taishang Laojun was so frightened that he quickly put the mirror away. If he had been a step slower, the mirror would have been lost.

At this moment, Mu Cha arrived with Li Jing and his wife and Nezha.

Red Boy, who was following behind Guanyin, grinned. Brother Green Boy was going to make some trouble this time.

Nezha looked at the banner and read out the words word for word, "Two Monkeys Playing with a Pig Circus?"

He pointed at Tang Shan with interest and asked, "Could this leader be you?"

Tang Shan cleared his throat and said modestly: "I am not talented, I am just a poor monk."

Li Jing pulled Nezha's arm down and said, "You have no manners and you don't even greet the holy monk."

Nezha pouted and muttered quietly, "It's not my idea to come here. If I had known, I would have slipped away to find Lei Zhenzi."

Anyway, even if his Hot Wheels were running at full speed, Li Jing couldn't catch up.

"That's fine." Tang Shan waved her hand. "You guys are here to see the monkeys too, right?"

Wukong and Liu'er Macaque:?

Why does it sound like I'm being treated like a monkey? Even though they are indeed monkeys...

Only then did Bajie notice the words on the red banner.

He nervously asked tentatively, "Master, where did the pig above you come from?"

God bless you, please don’t let it be me, the old pig!

Guanyin Bodhisattva on the side: I can’t help you, you’re on your own.

Tang Shan rolled her eyes in her heart. How could you say you don’t have any idea?

You have to force me to tell the truth in public, and then say that I have broken your fiery young heart.

Hey, when will you become more sensible?

"As for this pig, there must be a pig. As for what kind of pig it is and where it came from, that's a commercial secret and I can't disclose it."

Although Tang Shan said this, everyone's eyes were still tacitly on Bajie.

As for the person involved, he is deceiving himself and comforting himself: since the master didn't say it was me, then there is a chance that it wasn't me.

This must be the case. Master would not have the heart to treat me like that. I have to believe in Master.

Tang Shan: You fell in love with someone you shouldn't have loved, and trusted someone you shouldn't have trusted.

"I guess everyone is not very satisfied with my ticket sales. Please move to the left."

Tang Shan led everyone to the table in the Holy Monk Gambling House.

"Here, everyone can use their own judgment to bet on which monkey is the real one. As for the winning items, there are several precious artifacts of Taishang Laojun, dozens of elixirs, and a Guanyin jar..."

Taishang Laojun and Guanyin looked at each other in surprise. It turned out that someone was waiting for them here!

In the end, you actually have to spend money to have a 50% chance of getting your treasure back.

And now, so many people know about this. It's really embarrassing to be so old!

Tang Shan: This is not the first time I have done this, and it won’t be the last.

Back then, it was Guanyin who personally persuaded Laojun to send her fairy child and mount down to earth to complete the 81 difficulties.

In order to increase the difficulty and not wanting his apprentices to suffer, he gave them several treasures.

I thought I could get it back soon, but who knew that not only was my apprentice's heart stolen, but even the treasure was gone forever.

Now, Guanyin and Taishang Laojun became two great enemies who sympathized with each other.

Taishang Laojun: "There is a notice on the door of my Tushita Palace that Sun Wukong is not allowed to enter."

Guanyin: "I think more than you think. Even Tang Sanzang and his disciples are not allowed to enter my Purple Bamboo Forest."

Taishang Laojun suddenly realized, "I'll add it right away when I get back!"

The Jade Emperor pointed at Tang Monk and exclaimed, "You, you monks, are running a gambling game! This is ridiculous! How shameless!"

Nezha crossed his arms and said, "No, it's quite interesting. Besides, paying a few hundred taels will give you a chance to get the Taishang Laojun's artifact. It's a good deal."

Tang Shan cast an admiring look at him, "You are really smart."

Nezha raised his head and raised the corners of his mouth, "That's it!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea seemed unusually silent today, and the three traitors in Heaven saw two of them at once.

What's even more tragic is that neither of them gets along with him.

One is the enemy who killed his son, and the other is a madman who stole his underwater treasure, but he can't afford to offend either of them. It's so frustrating!

The Dragon King of the West Sea carefully checked Big Brother's expression.

"Brother, if you want to fight them, go ahead!"

The Dragon King of the East Sea was shocked and asked, "Second brother, are you willing to lend me a hand?"

"Of course, I support you unconditionally in spirit!"