Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

While Wukong and his companions were packing their luggage, a sneaky Jack crawled towards Tang Shan along the wall on all fours.

It was as if Wukong had eyes on the back of his head, and he immediately took out an embroidery needle from the sewing box in his pocket.

With a flick of his right hand, the needle pierced straight into Jack's head, one centimeter in front of him.

Jack was so frightened that he stood up on his hind legs, his teeth chattering in fear.

It was a close call, I almost got shot in the head.

Tang Shan who saw this scene said: The world’s ups and downs are created by our generation, so you are actually Dongfang Bubai from the Sun Moon Sect!

system……

I really want to use a few sunflowers to hit you to death, you idiot, to see if your head is full of sunflower seeds.

All day long, they either fight with hot weapons or ask for strange things.

Wukong showed his fist as big as a clay pot and pointed an iron rod at Jack's head.

"Tell me, why are you here?"

Bajie: "Need I ask? It must be because the maids are lazy and don't work, and the sanitation is not up to standard."

Sha Seng pressed down Wukong's stick and said, "Big Brother, it's just a mouse. There's no need to use such a thick stick against it."

Bajie wiggled his belly and said sarcastically, "Maybe they were just passing by. Have you been without any monsters lately? You even killed mice."

Wukong: "If I get itchy hands I'll hit you first."

Bajie turned around and shouted at Tang Shan, "Master, you heard that, didn't you? The eldest brother is beating up the younger brother for no reason again. This is a form of team bullying. You have to take good care of him."

Turning around to look at Wukong, he put on a fawning smile again.

"Brother Monkey, just let it go. It might just be a rat demon pretending to be pitiful but actually being ruthless and murderous. Just fight it, don't worry about it."

After saying that, he ran to the side happily, pretending to be busy packing his things.

In fact, he just took out the luggage that Lao Sha had just packed, one by one.

Sha Seng: Thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm.

The kind-hearted Jack was now cornered by two burly men.

It is weak, helpless, frightened and at a loss.

It has never done anything bad in its life (except stealing food and teasing Tom), but today it is about to fall into the hands of bad people.

At this moment, it couldn't help but miss Tom's gentle big hands, his posture that was always a second slow, and his brain that was missing a thread and not working fast enough.

It never thought that at the critical moment of its life, it would want to shout: "Tom, save me!"

Sha Seng approached Jack with his eyes wide open like glowing light bulbs.

It’s over, it’s over, I’m going to be eaten.

"Big Brother, there's something in its mouth."

Sha Seng carefully took the petals out of Jack's mouth.

Wukong: "A petal?"

No way, even the mice in the Kingdom of Women have their eyes on Master?

"Lao Sha, please check whether it is a male or a female."

Bajie couldn't help but interrupt: "The old lady said that there is no one with a penis in the whole country."

Sha Seng picked up Jack's tail and lifted him into the air.

Three people came over and checked its butt.

Jack: What are these crazy people going to do to me?

Woo woo woo...Tom, I'm not clean anymore.

"Ah, it's male, it's male!"

Bajie shouted excitedly.

"Did you see it? Where is it?"

"Here it is, see?"

A certain pig was pointing excitedly at a certain part of Jack.

A small stream of transparent water unexpectedly splashed onto Bajie's face.

Wukong: "Are you scared to death already? It seems you are a coward. Even a demon can't make you angry."

He suddenly felt bored, put away the iron rod and turned away.

It's another day without fighting fairies, so boring.

Sha Seng tried to persuade him earnestly, "Little mouse, what you are doing is wrong. If you want to relieve yourself, you should go to a designated toilet. How can you relieve yourself in the street?"

With his face covered in urine, Bajie said: "Go to hell, Lao Sha, give me the tissue quickly."

What are you talking about with a mouse for?

"Second Brother, don't you think my paper is too rough and not delicate enough, affecting your delicate and flawless skin?"

"It's already late. If you don't hurry up, the urine on your face will dry up in the wind."

Bajie wiped his face and rushed outside to wash it while cursing.

What a sin! Now even a mouse can ride on a pig's head and pee.

"Don't be afraid, little mouse. Do you want to see your master?"

Sha Seng held Jack in the palm of his hand, but he didn't expect that even the mice knew his master's holy name and came to pay their respects.

I have such a great master. I must hold on to him tightly from now on!

Tang Shan glanced at Jack, who was curled up in a ball, and asked, "Lao Sha, where are the flowers?"

"At this."

Tang Shan frowned. Isn't this a peony petal?

It’s the same color as the one I gave to Her Majesty the Queen a few days ago.

Upon closer inspection, the petals were already showing signs of withering, and were definitely not freshly picked.

But doesn’t the Queen cherish this peony very much?

Not to mention that there were people guarding it 24 hours a day, it was impossible for a mouse to easily climb up such a high table and bite it down...

Tang Shan suddenly remembered that she didn't see the peony flower in the Queen's bedroom last night!

The queen in the basement looked at the water mirror anxiously, and said, "Brother, you must find out that it is a fairy in disguise!"

It turned out that last night at midnight, the Queen was almost scared to tears when she discovered a mouse.

But she found that the mouse did not approach her and kept a fixed distance from her.

I guess he saw that she was scared, so he didn't dare to come over.

Eventually, the desire to get outside overcame the fear of rats.

I can even deal with the Scorpion Demon, so a mere mouse can't defeat me.

The queen kept encouraging herself, thinking that since the mouse could get in, it would definitely be able to get out later.

How would she use this mouse to let her younger brother know that the person in front of him was a fake?

She looked around the basement, but there was no paper or pen.

Next to the dim yellow candlelight was the peony flower that she had begged the Scorpion Demon to leave for her.

Thus, a bold idea was born.

It was a perfect method that allowed the Scorpion Demon to discover the information without taking it seriously, but also allowed the Royal Brother to associate it with her.

It has to be said that those who can become monarchs are all smart.

She picked up the pastry on the table and broke it in half.

He bravely walked up to the mouse and squatted down.

"Brother Rat, please help me. When I go out in the future, I will definitely worship you as the guardian beast of our country."

As long as the pie is big enough, even a smart guy like Jack will work hard for you.

"Master? Master?" Sha Seng waved his hand.

"What are you thinking about so intently?"

Tang Shan came back to her senses from deep thought, "Nothing."

When she came back and saw the Queen for the first time, she felt something was wrong.

I don’t know whether I should trust my own vague first instinct or Wukong’s golden eyes that can detect demons.

It wasn't until what happened with Bajie last night that she started to feel more and more that something was wrong.

So she asked the system to get Jack over at night.

For this reason, the system fought with the robots responsible for Tom and Jerry.

When it was towed back to the headquarters for repairs, it still managed to remind the new intern system: Be careful when choosing a host.