Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The Scorpion Demon let Tang Shan manipulate him with an expressionless face.

She was lying on the bed, holding a huge stuffed doll in her arms, with the head of the doll pressed against the close-up photo that Tang Shan had just taken.

"How about it, do you feel safe now?"

Tang Shan pulled up one of the doll's arms and said, "I specially picked the best quality one for this. It can give you infinite warmth in this long night."

The queen behind the water mirror heaved a sigh of relief, the heavy stone in her heart finally falling to the ground.

If my brother really agreed to stay in a room alone with her, I would probably have to watch scenes that are not suitable for children.

I've been waiting in line for three lifetimes and still haven't gotten a turn, so how can I let a goblin like you get there first?

She looked at the Scorpion Demon's hopeless face in the water mirror with a gloating look.

I suddenly felt that my depressed mood was better.

Scorpion Spirit: Tang Sanzang, how dare you treat me so perfunctorily? It seems I am too kind to you.

In the end, Wukong and Sha Seng stood guarding the queen's bedroom on the left and right like door gods.

Bajie squatted in the corner and dozed off, while Tang Shan went back and slept until dawn.

After this night, a rumor suddenly spread in the palace that Tang Seng and his disciples were vying to become His Majesty's queen.

The most widely circulated version is that the most handsome Tang Monk was made queen, and Wukong and Sha Seng were made queens of the East and West Palaces.

His Majesty even intended to marry Zhu Bajie to the general as his wife.

From one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred, the rumor spread like wildfire.

Sha Seng rushed over and woke Tang Shan up early in the morning.

"Master, I'm sorry. I was just guarding the door for His Majesty, and as soon as I came out, people called me Empress Xigong."

He thought of all the palace maids bowing to him and calling him "Empress of the Western Palace" along the way, and his pores stood up.

Wukong said angrily, "What's even more outrageous is that I'm a seven-foot-tall man, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong, and they actually call me Empress Donggong!"

What a shame!

If the gods in heaven knew about this, I wouldn’t even dare to go to heaven anymore.

Sha Monk: "Big Brother, you are better than me. The Queen of the East Palace has a higher status than the Queen of the West Palace."

Wukong snorted arrogantly, "Of course, on TV, the East Palace is all loyal, and you West Palace are all villains."

Sha Seng was unhappy and refuted his eldest brother for the first time.

"But those foolish and incompetent emperors only favored the West Palace and tortured you in the East Palace to death."

"She dares!" Wukong smashed the iron rod to the ground with a majestic look.

Lao Sha lowered his head in thought, "That's true. Her Majesty the Queen doesn't look like a dog emperor at all."

Tang Shan: You said no, but you got into the role so quickly.

She yawned and sat up. "Isn't this good? We'll all be people of status and position from now on. We should pay more attention to our manners."

Tang Shan couldn't see Bajie and asked in confusion, "Where is Bajie?"

"Master, help me!"

Bajie ran in shouting, followed by the general holding a long sword and with an angry face.

Bajie hid behind Tang Shan, panting. This woman was too scary.

She chased me all the way from the Imperial Garden to the city gate, and then from the city gate back to the palace, but how come she looked like nothing happened?

Tang Shan rubbed her eyebrows. Why was it so noisy so early in the morning?

"What have you done wrong again?"

I haven't punished you for what happened yesterday, and you've gotten into trouble again early this morning.

"Master, I swear, this is really not my fault."

Bajie raised a few fingers and said sincerely, "If I tell a lie, then let Chang'e ignore me for the rest of her life."

Tang Shan, Wukong and Lao Sha: Such a fierce oath should not be false.

"General, if you want to exercise, there's no need to chase a fat pig around early in the morning."

If someone doesn’t know you, they would think you are a pig herder.

Tang Shan quickly got out of bed and handed the general a cup of hot tea. "Take a break, Shunshun."

The general couldn't vent his anger on the holy monk, so he just took it and drank it in one gulp.

"Ask your good disciple what good things he has done!"

As soon as he finished washing up early in the morning, various military colleagues came to congratulate him one after another, saying that the emperor was going to give Bajie to him as his wife.

Everyone envied her because she was about to have a man to eat, live and sleep with, and they didn't notice at all that her face was getting darker and darker.

She immediately asked all those who came to congratulate her to leave, and then she rushed towards the palace with her sword in hand.

Your Majesty would never grant the marriage without asking her opinion. It must be Zhu Bajie who used tricks to make Your Majesty agree to this.

She came here angrily just to kill Zhu Bajie. At worst, she would be labeled a widow.

Tang Shan pointed at Bajie expressionlessly, "People who do good deeds never leave their names behind. Why do you want others to chase you down and kill you for doing good deeds?"

Bajie fell to his knees and said, "Master, this is a great injustice."

He pointed at Wukong and Sha Seng and said, "If you don't believe me, just ask me. I was squatting in the corner last night and didn't move. I was just about to leave this morning when she pounced on me!"

He himself didn't know what he was doing.

It’s impossible that my soul will leave my body and do bad things when I’m dozing off.

This is unscientific. I have never succeeded in casting this spell many times.

Wukong picked up the iron rod and thought to himself, "It must be Pighead's fault, so he just needs to be beaten up."

"Hey, hey, hey, you stupid monkey, don't think about taking personal revenge. Master didn't even say I was guilty."

Sha Seng held down the iron rod and said, "Big Brother, let's wait for Master to ask clearly."

Bajie looked at Sha Seng with gratitude and said, "Old Sha, you are still good to me."

The next thing they said was, "Ask first before calling, so you don't have to worry about it."

Bajie: ...You are so cruel.

Tang Shan looked at the general in embarrassment, "Look, you've grown a mouth too. Why don't you first tell me what he did wrong?"

She patted her chest and assured, "Don't worry, I will never tolerate it."

Anyway, I just wanted to beat him up, so I had to have a legitimate reason.

"He," the general pointed his sword at Bajie, "actually wants His Majesty to give him to me as my wife."

"What a vicious mind! He deserves death!"

Tang Shan was ashamed. He was just a little ugly, but his crime was not punishable by death...

Could it be that what happened last night brought shame to Her Majesty, and she wanted to silence the gossips so she decided to give Bajie to the general?

"Bajie, what's going on?"

In front of the general, Tang Shan had to ask a few questions as usual.

"Master, I'm wronged. Last night, His Majesty didn't even let me get close to his room. How could he listen to me and marry me to the general?"

Pure nonsense.

He shrank back, facing the general's sword. "Did you hear some rumors and want to take this opportunity to beat me up?"

The general quickly caught the strangeness in Bajie's words.

"You were in His Majesty's chambers last night? Why did His Majesty specifically tell you not to get close?"

The general glared at Bajie fiercely, his sword-holding hand moved forward a few inches, his tone stern.

"Tell me! What did you do to His Majesty last night?"