Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

I never thought that one day I, the Scorpion King, would need to use aphrodisiac perfume on a pig.

But when I think about how it can alienate the relationship between Tang Seng and his disciples, it seems worth it.

She used all her strength to drag Zhu Bajie towards the bedroom.

"Dead pig, it's so heavy. I should have taken him to the room and knocked him unconscious."

On the other side, inside the house.

Sha Monk: "Brother, please stop walking around. My eyes are blurry."

Wukong: "Your eyes are like big light bulbs, how could they be so easily blurred?"

"Big Brother, you've already taken 17,520 steps here, turning more than 8,600 times."

Goku paused, "Are there so many?"

"If you don't believe me, just ask Master. He watched you go with me."

Two pairs of big, sparkling eyes slowly approached Tang Shan.

She had already put on an eye mask with a simulated open-eyes effect and was sleeping soundly.

"Lao Sha, this is what you said. Master will count with you..."

"Ah!" Sha Seng jumped up quickly, "Second Brother has been out for so long, I don't know what he's been doing, I'll go look for him."

At this time, Bajie was lying on the queen's big bed with his eyes closed.

The Scorpion Demon stripped his clothes off and threw them by the door, making sure anyone passing by could see them.

She stood quietly behind the door and just saw Sha Seng walking towards them while calling "Second Brother".

The Scorpion King gave an evil smile, not expecting the audience to arrive so soon.

She quickly ran back to the bed and deliberately tore her clothes in several places, revealing her delicate and fair skin.

She cast a spell to dispel the aphrodisiac fragrance on Bajie, and then threw one of Bajie's shoes against the door frame, making a noise.

How could Sha Seng, a young and foolish man, know that this was the bedroom of Her Majesty the Queen.

Seeing that there was no one around, the door was open and there was a noise, he came in to find out what was going on.

The Scorpion Demon hugged the quilt and started crying at the right time.

Seeing that Bajie was still like a dead pig and showed no sign of waking up, she slapped him hard with her hand.

"Who? Who hit the old pig?"

The confused Pigsy, the crying Scorpion Demon, and the Sha Monk with eyes as big as copper bells...

"Second Brother, you, you, you are shameless!"

Sha Seng covered his eyes and ran out.

It’s over, what did I just see?

I'm not clean anymore...

Bajie propped up half of his body with his elbows, "What the hell, what's wrong with me?"

He looked to the left and saw the Scorpion Demon crying with tears in her eyes, looking so pitiful.

The corners of her eyes were red, and the gauze on her body was torn in several places, making her look as if she had been ravaged.

"Your Majesty!" Bajie was so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Why are you lying on my bed?" He pulled the quilt up, "I'm not a casual person."

The Scorpion Demon, who was pretending to cry, almost laughed out of anger, "This is my bed!"

You are blind, open your pig eyes and take a good look.

Bajie looked around the room suspiciously. Oh no, this really isn't my room.

"Don't worry about whose room it is. If something like this happens, you," he glanced at the Scorpion Demon shyly, "will you be responsible for me?"

Things have happened. I have broken my vow of chastity, and my master will never want me again no matter what.

The queen is also extremely beautiful, although Sister Chang'e is the first person in his heart.

But now, alas, he can only let down Sister Chang'e.

It’s such a pity that he has no memory of such a precious night of love.

The Scorpion Demon was stunned. "You climbed into my bed and you still want me to be responsible for you?"

This idiot is so shameless. It’s always me who suffers the loss!

At this moment, Sha Seng brought Tang Shan and Wukong here.

"Lao Sha, are you sure you saw Bajie and the Queen with your own eyes?"

Wukong glanced at Tang Shan and didn't continue.

"Of course it's true, Big Brother. I saw it with my two eyes as big as light bulbs."

Wukong moved closer to Sha Seng and said, "It's really big."

"Yeah, the thing I'm most satisfied with on my body is these big, bright eyes."

Wukong: "Those are two really big lumps of eye boogers."

Sha Seng was caught off guard, "Ah? Eye boogers..."

He quickly turned around to deal with it, and it was over, his image as a clean person was ruined.

Bajie was still nagging and saying that he would definitely follow the Three Obediences and Four Virtues and support his husband and raise his children in the future.

By then she will become the queen and the mother of the country.

The Scorpion Queen rolled her eyes and said, “Even if all the men in the world died, I would never want you.”

There was a sound of footsteps near the window, and the Scorpion Demon's eyes darkened.

The protagonist is finally here.

"Wow, wow, wow, I'm the king of a country. How could you come to my room on a dark night with no one around to flirt with me?"

As she said this, she kicked Bajie off the bed.

"Ouch, my waist~"

Bajie covered his lower back and said, "Your Majesty, please be careful. This is the happiness of your whole life."

I didn't expect that such a delicate and gentle beautiful girl could have so much strength.

If it breaks, you'll be left alone in the empty room.

The Scorpion Demon felt so disgusted that he almost vomited. If Tang Monk hadn't been standing outside the door, he would have given Bajie a few big beatings.

"Whose lifelong happiness is this?"

Tang Shan walked in quickly, glanced at Bajie and the Queen a few times, and finally fell on Bajie.

"Is that you, Zhu Bajie?"

It was the first time that Tang Shan called Bajie's full name. Her tone was serious and earnest, completely different from her usual playful and joking tone.

Bajie swallowed guiltily. It was over. He hadn't figured out how to talk to his master yet.

Lao Sha is a very quick guy now. He must have wanted to be the second brother for a long time!

"Master, me"

"Holy Monk!" The Scorpion Demon scrambled off the bed. "It was him! He came to my room in the dead of night, trying to do something bad to me!"

Bahuan pointed at himself, "Me?"

The Scorpion Demon nodded while crying, "It's you, a beast in human clothing!"

Beneath the handkerchief used to wipe away tears, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise.

Bajie was originally kneeling, thinking of asking his master for help with a more sincere attitude.

But after the queen slept with him and put on his pants, she turned against him!

He stood up in an instant and said, "Old Pig, I gave you my first time. Do you dare to deny it?"

"It was clearly you who was wearing too little just now, deliberately seducing me!"

One sentence caused a thousand waves. Isn’t it true that the news tonight is so big?

Tang Shan rubbed her palms together excitedly, "You said he was plotting against you."

The Scorpion Spirit just kept her head down and cried, portraying the pitifulness of a girl to the fullest.

"Are you saying she seduced you?"

Bajie nodded vigorously, "Yes."

"Then I want to ask, what does she want from you?"