Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

After the general left, the Scorpion Demon quickly transformed into the queen and took control of the entire palace.

She has a Taiyi Disguise Pill produced by Taishang Laojun.

After taking it, as long as the person you are disguising yourself as is always alive, you will be able to maintain your disguised appearance.

The greatest power of this pill does not lie in changing and maintaining one's appearance, but in completely blocking out demonic energy, which even Sun Wukong's golden eyes cannot detect.

The general was seriously injured, so she galloped towards the west at full speed.

As soon as she left the city gate, an imperial decree came from the palace to block all entrances and exits.

She rushed west without stopping, and His Majesty was still waiting for her in the palace.

She had to bring back Tang Seng and his disciples, because only the strange-looking disciples around him could deal with the Scorpion Demon.

At this time, several apprentices who were resting on the side of the road kept sneezing.

Bajie: "I've already told you, you're as skinny as a monkey. Wear more clothes. Otherwise, if you get sick and infect Master, you'll be guilty of a great sin."

Wukong: "You are as fat as a pig. If you get swine fever from the cold, I will beat you with a stick."

Sha Seng ran forward and buttoned the two front buttons for Bajie.

"Second Brother, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why do you always open the front buttons? You must be feeling cold now."

Bajie turned around and secretly untied the top one.

What do you know? It’s popular now to unbutton a few buttons to reveal the perfect muscles underneath.

As a fashion icon at the top of the Journey to the West trend, how can I be vulgar?

Tang Shan was originally dozing with her eyes closed, and in a trance she heard Tang Sanzang shouting, "Go back quickly."

Tang Shan muttered, "I want to, too, but I haven't gotten the scriptures yet."

As soon as these words were spoken, the disciples immediately quieted down.

Sha Seng looked at Tang Shan with admiration in his eyes, "Master, you think about obtaining the scriptures even when you sleep. It's really touching."

I must learn well from my master and strive to attain enlightenment and become a Buddha as soon as possible.

Bajie glanced at Tang Shan, who was drooling in her sleep, and said, "Lao Sha, did you hear wrong?"

The master usually doesn’t even know how to recite the sutras, and he uses those Buddhist books as a pillow.

He also saw Tang Shan drawing figurines on it several times...

Wukong didn't care at all. As long as he could get the people to Leiyin Temple safely, his mission would be accomplished.

As for the rest, as long as the master is happy.

"Holy monk~Holy monk~"

The wind in the wilderness stretched the general's cry to infinity.

Wukong's ears twitched, and he picked up the iron rod and said, "Fat pig, catch me."

After saying that, he somersaulted over and stepped on Bajie's two arms.

"Oh my god, your teenage rebellious phase has arrived late."

My old waist, the monkey almost ruined my life's happiness.

He started yelling at the top of his lungs, "Master, look at him! Someone's bullying in the workplace!"

"Don't move."

Wukong raised one foot and put his toes close to Bajie's nose as if they had eyes. "Ugh~"

Bajie covered his mouth and retched, "How long have you not washed your socks? You're very likely to get Journey to the West's Foot like this. It's contagious, you know!"

The leftover food was all smoked out.

Wukong stopped and looked, and saw a man riding a horse heading towards them.

What was strange was that the man was lying on the horse's back, without grabbing the reins or swinging the whip.

Wukong reached out and grabbed a handful of wind, brought it close to his nose and sniffed, and there was a bloody smell.

Tang Shan was awakened by Bajie's roar, and everyone heard the sound of horse hooves not far away.

"Da-da-da-bang!"

The man on horseback suddenly fell to the ground.

Tang Shan quickly led her apprentice forward.

Sha Seng helped him up and said, "It's the general!"

At this time, her face was pale and her body was cold due to excessive blood loss.

"Master, she's lost so much blood, and you're still beating her?"

Bajie felt his scalp tingle as he watched Tang Shan take out a needle and disinfect it with alcohol.

It was obvious from the look of him that he was a low-profile, unlicensed, novice intern nurse.

Tang Shan calmly approached him with the needle in hand, "I'm not going to hit her, I'm going to hit you."

Who made you have the same blood type as the general?

Although my blood type matches, I can't just take the test myself while others don't.

Impossible, absolutely impossible.

Bajie waved his hands in fear and stepped back, then immediately changed his tone: "She's already lost so much blood, it wouldn't hurt to draw some more out."

Sha Monk: "Second Brother, what are you talking about? Saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda."

As he said this, he was about to hold down Bajie's hands and feet so that Tang Shan, who was acting as a nurse, could better exercise her subjective initiative.

"Help, Monkey Brother, I was wrong!"

"I will never tell you your feet stink again, and I will never talk back to you again. Ahhhh, I'm fainting from blood!"

Wukong was so angry that he laughed, "Why didn't you faint when you fought the monster?"

"I'm dizzy from my own blood..."

Tang Shan: Huh? Pig blood can also make people faint?

Bajie opened his mouth wide and started howling like a ghost, "My life is miserable!"

"Now I am the pork, and Master is the butcher. It's time to kill the pig..."

Tang Shan threw down the syringe and thought, forget it. If the general knew that he was receiving pig blood, he might not want to live anymore.

She asked Wukong to find some pills from Taishang Laojun and wanted to feed them into her.

As a result, the general's teeth were stuck so tightly that he couldn't get the needle in.

Bajie looked left and right, and the person who had just said he was going to faint from the blood now volunteered with great energy.

"Master, you can't get in like this."

"Oh?" Tang Shan raised an eyebrow. "Then may I ask what my extremely intelligent second disciple has to say?"

I'll give you one chance, don't tell me to feed you with your mouth.

Bajie licked his lips with the tip of his tongue in an extremely obscene manner, "Of course I will use it"

The next second, Wukong crushed the pill into powder, mixed it with water and poured it into her mouth.

When I went to the clothes, I learned the name and the name.

"Holy monk, something has happened to Her Majesty the Queen." The general pretended to kneel down as soon as he woke up.

"I was not polite before. I beg you all to forgive my mistakes and follow me back to the city immediately."

She spoke with full energy and a rosy complexion.

Tang Shan sighed from the bottom of her heart: They are worthy of being the number one pharmaceutical manufacturer in Journey to the West. This panacea really works in one second.

"Dong dong dong..."

The sound of war drums was heard in the distance, and the horns to assemble the soldiers were blown.

The general turned his head and looked towards the capital, but it was too late!