Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

The next day, Tang Shan and the King of the Kingdom of Women took a walk in the Imperial Garden.

Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng followed the two men stealthily.

Bajie: "Well, I told you that Master and Her Majesty the Queen have a special relationship."

Now seeing is believing, it is not confirmed.

Sha Monk: "Second Brother, please stop talking nonsense. How could Master be such a person?"

Wukong: "Lao Sha is right. Normally, Master doesn't even watch dramas with beautiful women. His phone only has pictures of some male Bodhisattvas."

Sha Monk immediately chimed in: "Did you hear that? Master is devoted to Buddhism, so how could he be tempted by beauty?"

Bajie curled his lips, "That's even worse. Master might like men. Remember to lock the door when you go to bed next time."

Wukong said to Sha Wujing, "Ignore him. I don't know what's going on in his head all day long."

Sha Seng nodded: "Second Brother, don't worry. Even if Master really likes men, you are definitely the safest one."

Bajie nodded: "That's good, isn't it?"

He suddenly realized, "Lao Sha, what do you mean by that?"

How come he has become so disrespectful now that even his senior brother dares to make fun of him?

Wukong: "Stop arguing, it will be terrible if Master finds out."

The three of them hid in the flowers with their butts sticking up.

The maids passing by looked at the three buttocks twisting restlessly.

At that moment, more than a dozen palace maids gathered behind the three of them to admire their buttocks.

"I like the one in the middle. He has a big butt and is good for giving birth."

A palace maid pointed at Bajie's plump buttocks and covered her face with her hands and laughed.

This kind of qualification will definitely allow her to give birth to a baby boy for the Kingdom of Women.

By then, the Kingdom of Women will no longer belong to women. Everyone will be able to have sexual intercourse and reproduce without relying on the Mother-Child River.

"I think the one on the right is better. Although the butt is not that big, the muscles look tight and perky enough. You can tell at a glance that she likes to exercise regularly."

She shyly raised her handkerchief to cover half of her face, which showed that she must be in good physical condition.

Her best friend joked: "That's what you said, but you look a little thinner. Will you be able to bear it? Hahaha..."

"What do you know? She looks thin when she's dressed, but has voluptuous bodies when she's undressed."

"Hey, you want to take off my clothes so soon, aren't you ashamed?"

Sha Monk: "Brother, did you hear the noise behind us? It seems like there are many people talking."

Bajie: "More than that, I actually felt like someone had touched my butt a few times, it was chilly."

Wukong glanced at them both, "Do your butts have eyes?"

Bajie shook his head: "My butt has no such idea for the time being, what about you, Lao Sha?"

Sha Monk: "It is even more impossible since my magical power is so low."

"Why don't you get up quickly and see what's going on behind you!"

One or two, you are so stupid.

The three of them turned around and saw themselves facing more than a dozen pairs of malicious and even lustful eyes.

"Wow!" (Goku and the others exclaimed)

"Why are you all gathered here instead of going to work?" Sha Seng looked down at the ground. "Is there any gold to pick up here?"

He is truly worthy of being Tang Shan's apprentice. Now he has surpassed her and has some of her style.

Tang Shan: As a teacher, I feel very pleased.

When the palace maids heard this, they all laughed secretly.

"Gold is not as valuable as you guys. Of course we are looking at you, hahahaha."

Wukong scolded impatiently: "I have tolerated these women for a long time. Look at them, they are like they have been licked and cannot move."

Those eyes seemed to want to devour the three of them alive.

Sha Seng hugged himself with his hands in fear, and he took a few steps closer to behind Wukong.

"Big Brother, I feel the same way. Their eyes are so scary. I feel like I'm being stripped naked and paraded through the streets."

As he said this, he shuddered a few times. Amitabha, what a sin, what a sin.

At this time, the white dragon horse was chewing fresh green grass in the stable: Fortunately, my master asked for a luxurious single room for me, so I am safe for the time being.

Bajie: "Oh, that's wrong. Everyone loves beauty. Who doesn't like to look at beautiful things?"

Just like Sister Chang'e, I can't walk every time I see her.

"She hasn't seen a man in hundreds of years. We are as handsome and suave as Pan An, so it's no wonder that she is on the radar of others."

Pan An: Thank you. I feel like I’ve been personally attacked.

Wukong pulled Bajie by the collar and said, "You fat pig, have you become lustful again and want to live with them here?"

If you dare, I will break your legs and drag you to Leiyin Temple.

Bajie quickly pulled Wukong's hand away and said, "These are new clothes. Please don't wrinkle them. Please pay attention to your appearance."

Sha Monk hurried forward to stop the fight, "There are so many people watching, don't embarrass Master."

Wukong snorted and turned away, no longer looking at Bajie.

Bajie’s narcissistic personality is here.

"Yes, yes, I know I'm handsome, unrestrained, and uninhibited, but it's innate and there's nothing I can do about it."

"So I'm to blame for making you want to peek at me, Old Pig."

Bajie supported his waist with one hand, brushed his bangs in front of his forehead with the other hand, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

"Don't delay your work just because you want to see my gorgeous beauty."

Wukong had an iron rod in his hand at some point, and his fingers were twisting harder and harder.

Sha Seng walked up to Bajie with a nervous look on his face, "Second Brother, please stop talking. The eldest brother will be so angry that he will beat you up."

Bajie pushed away the kind-hearted Sha Monk and said, "Old Sha, you're blocking my light."

At this time, a female official in charge came over and said, "Don't you have to work? What are you doing here?"

The palace maids scattered upon hearing this.

Bajie quickly stepped forward to stop the two of them, "Hey, little sister, don't walk so fast. Do you have your brother's contact information?"

He kept winking at the two girls.

Little guy, you are completely fascinated by me.

"Hey, brother, you are so bad~"

Bajie twisted his waist and said in an even more coquettish voice, "So do you like me being mean? I'm only mean to you."

Sha Monk: "Big Brother, just do whatever you want."

I won't stop you because I can't stand it anymore.

"Oh, Master, help me!"

Wukong: "You like being bad, don't you? Then Big Brother will show you what being bad is like!"

He backhanded another stick, "I'll make you cluck, cluck, cluck!"

The Queen of the Kingdom of Women turned around and smiled charmingly, "The Saint Monk's disciples are indeed lively and active, very interesting."

Tang Shan also laughed, "They have a good relationship with each other. They usually like to learn from each other and make progress together. Hahaha."

The Queen of the Kingdom of Women looked in the direction of Bajie again, and Wukong hit him in the face with his stick. Bajie cried out in pain and begged for mercy, while Sha Seng hid aside and closed his eyes, unable to bear to watch.

This doesn't look like a fight, but rather a life-or-death struggle.

"Is the holy monk going to the Western world to obtain the Mahayana Buddhist scriptures?"

The Queen of the Kingdom of Women is testing whether her younger brother in this life can still remember the promise he made in his previous life.

Or maybe, she is the only one who is reborn.

Tang Shan paused, "Of course I will go."

If you can't get the scriptures, you can't go back to your original world.

There seems to be no choice in this.