Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Walking into the street, women of all ages have slicked-back hair and powdered faces, and wear long skirts and short jackets.

Master Tang Shan and her apprentice were like a beautiful landscape, unexpectedly catching the eyes of the people of the Kingdom of Daughters.

"Ugh~"

Wherever Wukong and his companions went, there were sounds of retching, one after another.

"Whose girl is this? She's so ugly."

"I haven't seen someone this ugly in years, and now I've seen several of them. Ugh~"

All the residents retreated to both sides of the street and pointed and commented on the group of people.

Tang Shan was very satisfied. The small path automatically divided in the middle was just enough for a few people to pass through.

Bajie looked at the women on both sides and hummed softly, then raised his hand to lift the pomelo on his chest.

Then she shook the handkerchief in her hand and said, "You are ugly, your whole family is ugly."

As soon as these words were spoken, the whole street fell silent.

Bajie's rough voice reached the ears of every woman present.

Tang Shan shuddered: It’s over, the truth is out.

The white dragon horse pawed at its hind legs, white steam coming out of its nose, and it looked like it had already accumulated enough energy.

In a flash, the woman's desperate pounce and the extreme escape of Tang Shan and his apprentice officially began.

"Drive~"

The white dragon horse kicked out several meters and jumped out of the encirclement of the zombie-like young women.

Wukong and Sha Seng pulled out their hairpins, took out peaches from their clothes and threw them at them.

He glided through the cracks as if his feet were greased.

Bajie tried to imitate him, but he couldn't take the pomelo out of his clothes.

"I'm going to die, old sand monkey brother, please help me."

When I looked up, I saw that the two of them were following Tang Shan and were about to disappear at the end of the street.

"Bah! You're all a bunch of disloyal people, stop pushing us."

The housewife on the street saw that the other men had already gone far away, and the remaining one was a little ugly, but at least he was a man.

They all squeezed in with Bajie as the center.

Touch everything with your hands, and if you can touch your face, go directly to your mouth.

Bajie came out from under the crowd, cursing, and the two round grapefruits were trampled to pieces by them.

Bajie's scalp felt numb. Wow, these women are so scary.

He half-crouched stealthily as he chased in the direction of Tang Shan, not daring to breathe for fear of being discovered by the group of people behind him.

Inside Yingyang Pavilion.

The postmaster's female official looked at the women who were dressed strangely.

Where did this crazy woman come from? I've never seen her before.

"Where are you from and what's going on?"

Wukong took a few steps forward, dragging his loose women's clothing.

"We came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, heading to the Western Paradise to obtain Buddhist scriptures. We wanted to exchange our documents so we can leave."

This damn place is scarier than any goblin's den in the mountains. I don't want to stay here for even a single day.

"Oh, you're going to seek Buddhist scriptures, but aren't you women?"

Yicheng suddenly widened his eyes in fear, "You, your voice..."

This voice is scarier than the appearance!

"Oh? I almost forgot." Wukong took off the bun on his head and tore open his clothes to reveal the animal skin underneath.

He wiped off the powder on his face with a smile, "We are men, and pretending to be women is really helpless."

Tang Shan and Sha Seng simultaneously took off their women's clothes, revealing their true appearance.

The postmaster was so shocked that he was stunned. He opened his mouth but couldn't say a word.

At this time, Bajie arrived at the door of Yingyang Pavilion panting.

The white dragon horse was cowering and hiding its entire white body in the corner of the wall.

Bajie: "Xiaobai, what are you doing?"

You're not trying to pee in the street, are you? You'll be in trouble if the mare sees you!

The white dragon horse was startled, "Second brother, please keep your voice down. I think standing at the door will attract attention. I want to find a corner to squat and wait for Master."

White Dragon Horse’s inner thoughts: Dad, please go away quickly and stop attracting attention.

Bajie said "Oh" and walked into the museum to find Tang Shan.

I happened to bump into the postmaster who was walking out.

The female official spun half a circle and was about to fall on the spot with a scream, but Bajie was quick to reach out and help her down.

Tang Shan, Wukong and Sha Seng were all amazed at what a scene it was like when the Pig Hero saved the Beauty.

It's a pity that the male protagonist looks a bit ugly.

"Are you okay, miss."

Bajie thought he was very charming and dashing. He looked at the person in his arms affectionately and spoke softly.

Wow, you are so easily teased that you blush like this?

Piggy, my charm is really irresistible.

The female official said weakly: "Something happened, you stepped on my foot!"

"Pfft~"

Tang Shan and the others couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter like geese.

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter..."

Sha Seng handed Tang Shan a tissue and asked her to wipe away the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes.

"Master, please laugh slower, or your stomach will hurt."

"Ahem" Bajie quickly pulled back his hands and feet and cleared his throat strategically.

"Um, sorry, it was an accident just now."

"It's okay, I understand. You're not trying to crush me to death with your size 46 feet, are you?"

The female official of the post station waved her hand to show her understanding.

"Ha, ha, you're right, I'm glad you understand."

Bajie scratched his head in embarrassment, his face flushed as he retreated towards Sha Seng.

It was a bad start. The first time in my life I tried to be a hero and save a damsel in distress, I ended up with such a big mistake.

Is it because I'm holding her at the wrong angle?

Bajie has already started reviewing his previous mistake.

The postmaster limped out the door, as he had to go and report the matter to the king.

Men are really troublemakers. They crippled me as soon as they came.

Tang Shan and Wukong on this side started pounding the wall with laughter.

Tang Shan was fine, as Wukong simply smashed a small hole in the wall.

Then the wall began to crack from the small pit, and the cracks continued to spread to the roof.

Tang Shan and Wukong looked up and saw that the cracks were getting bigger and denser, and the smiles on their faces stopped immediately.

Tang Shan: "I think we need to leave here now."

This Yingyang Pavilion seems to have become a dangerous building...

Wukong: "Totally agree."

The two looked at each other and quickly evacuated the other people in the museum.

"Let's go, Second Brother."

When Sha Seng turned around, he found that Bajie was still deep in thought, almost lost in thought.

He grabbed Bajie and ran out the door.

"Boom!"

The Yingyang Pavilion behind him collapsed instantly.

The postmaster, who was reporting the matter of Tang Shan and his disciple to the king, felt a panic in his heart, as if something bad had happened.

Then he heard the soldiers outside come in to report: "Your Majesty, the Yingyang Pavilion, which has never had any accidents since the founding of the country, has collapsed."

"what!"

The postmaster hurriedly dragged his crippled leg down the stairs and asked, "Are there any casualties?"

If something happens to the people of the Tang Dynasty here, it may cause unnecessary disputes.

“None.”

How could the building, which was still in good condition when I just left, collapse in an instant?

For some reason, Bajie's face suddenly flashed through her mind.

Trouble !!!