Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Wukong, the Fire Eyes and Golden Pupils are a good thing. You can use them more often when appropriate."

When Wukong heard this, he quickly retracted his stick.

The sprinkler above his head soaked his monkey hair.

"Master, there's a big fire outside the house, but it's raining inside. Could it be that there's a demon causing trouble?"

Wukong struggled to look away from Tang Shan's strange outfit.

The two of them quickly left the room.

Wukong carried the luggage and led out the white dragon horse.

Tang Shan also changed back into monk's attire.

Looking back, I saw that the doors of the three rooms at the end of the backyard were all piled with firewood.

"Master, please wait here. I'll go get the old monk and the little boy."

"I must ask them to give an explanation today!"

Wukong was furious and said that he wanted to take the cassock back as well.

Tang Shan took out the fire extinguisher without saying a word.

He chanted, "Lift, hold, and press."

"Puch~"

When Wukong turned around, he saw Tang Seng surrounded by smoke.

As he moved, the fire gradually became smaller wherever the smoke passed until it was extinguished.

Wukong was shocked. His master's mantra was really useful.

The fire was put out in a short while.

If it were me, I might not have this ability.

He looks like a weak scholar, but he did not show any cowardice along the way.

He immediately felt that he had followed a very powerful master.

There is a Black Wind Cave on Black Wind Mountain, twenty miles away from Guanyin Temple.

There lives a black wind monster, also known as a big black bear, in the Black Wind Cave.

When the fire first started, a big black bear happened to be strolling nearby.

Although he is said to be a monster, he is extremely keen on worshipping gods and Buddhas.

On weekdays, he wears Buddhist robes and enshrines a statue of Guanyin in the cave.

It can be said that he and Jin Chi are both fanatical fans of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

He saw flames rising from Guanyin Temple and immediately came to put out the fire.

It happened that Wukong was raising his golden cudgel to force Jin Chi and others to hand over the brocade cassock.

Jin Chi, Guang Zhi and Guang Mou were so frightened that they fell to the ground. Jin Chi held the cassock tightly in his hands and refused to let go.

He thought that it was the evil monkey with a pointed chin and monkey cheeks who set the fire.

He immediately pounced towards Wukong, slapping his chest with his claws.

Jin Chi and his companions' eyes lit up, their savior had arrived!

Wukong was fighting with the big black bear with a stick.

Jin Chi and others crouched down and sneaked past.

He was about to walk out the door.

A pair of simple monk shoes appeared in front of them.

When he looked up, he saw that the person coming was Tang Monk.

"Where are you guys going?"

Tang Shan dusted herself off and asked lazily.

Jin Chi exchanged glances with Guangzhi and Guangmou.

The monkey has now been entangled by the big black bear, and Tang Seng cannot defeat the three of them no matter what he does.

After a wave of eye contact, several people looked fierce.

Tang Shan was shocked. Oh no, they are planning to gang up on me.

"Go!" Jin Chi shouted suddenly.

Guangzhi and Guangmou quickly stood up and rushed towards Tang Shan.

"What do you want to do to me?"

Tang Shan pretended to be scared, folding her arms around her chest and shrinking back.

She glanced in Wukong's direction, the angle was just right.

"Don't come over here, I'm scared."

She shouted at the top of her voice, trembling.

Guangzhi and Guangmou raised the rope and prepared to tie him up.

The next second, Tang Shan held a stun gun in each hand and turned it to maximum power.

"Zizizizi..." Electric current passes through the human body.

"Uh uh uh..." Guangzhi and Guangmou groaned in pain.

"It's already this late and you two are still dancing around."

Jin Chi was so disappointed that he stepped forward and pushed the two men away.

"Uh uh uh..." Another victim of the stun gun.

Tang Shan kicked the unconscious man on the ground and said, "Mission accomplished."

Wukong and the big black bear were fighting fiercely.

Tang Shan raised her eyebrows and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.

She raised the large animal tranquilizer gun.

This thing is still used nowadays to stun large aggressive animals.

Tang Shan narrowed one eye and pointed the needle in the direction of the black bear.

Pull the trigger and the anesthetic needle shoots forward with a "whoosh".

In a flash, the big black bear suddenly changed positions in the fight with Wukong.

The anesthetic needle undoubtedly pierced Wukong's butt.

He cried out "Ah!" and pulled out the needle with his hand.

"Which thief dares to hurt me secretly with a hidden weapon?"

He glared around, and Tang Shan covered her mouth and hid behind the door.

She consoled herself with "Mistake, mistake."

Aiming again, the tranquilizer gun shot straight towards the big black bear with a "whoosh".

Wukong suddenly hit the needle with a stick, and it fell to the ground with a clang.

"It turns out that harmful things hide in the dark."

While resisting the attack of the black bear demon, he did not forget to turn around and instruct Tang Shan.

"Master, please find a safe place and stay. I will finish this quickly."

Tang Shan: You are a nice person. You can still remember me even when you are so busy fighting.

The black bear demon has well-developed limbs and immense strength, and his IQ is comparable to that of an adult.

Wukong's fingers holding the golden cudgel began to feel slightly numb.

Tang Shan stared at the fallen needle on the ground speechlessly.

Just a little bit, just a little bit...

I don’t believe I can’t hit the target!

Tang Shan took advantage of the moment when Wukong dodged and attacked.

"Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh" several super-concentrated anesthetic guns pierced into the body of the big black bear.

"I knew that the sharpshooter in Journey to the West could only be me."

Tang Shan picked up her cassock and found a comfortable corner to sit down. "Three, two, one."

The heavy object fell to the ground with a loud thud.

Wukong: We were fighting just fine, why did he suddenly fall down?

He picked up the stick and hit the black bear demon under him.

"Hey, get up! Don't think I'll let you go if you pretend to be dead."

The big black bear had its eyes closed and showed no reaction.

Seeing this, Wukong temporarily ignored him and went to look for Tang Shan.

When he passed by Jin Chi and the other two who were lying unconscious on the ground, his brows furrowed slightly.

"Master, this old monk has a vicious heart, not to mention the disciples he brought up."

Wukong was furious and said, "Let's just burn this temple down and give him a taste of his own medicine."

When Tang Shan thought about the rare treasures in the yard, she felt it would be a shame to burn them.

Besides, as a young person of the new era, I should protect ancient buildings.

"Wukong, monks are supposed to be compassionate. If we also burn down the Zen temple, how would we be any different from them?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Tang Shan immediately had the illusion that she was Tang Seng.

When Wukong heard this, he scratched his head thoughtfully.

"Okay, Master said not to burn it, so let's not burn it."

"But what should we do with these vicious monks and that big black bear?"

Tang Shan stroked his chin. What was the final outcome of Elder Jin Chi and the Black Wind Monster?

Oh, why am I only busy remembering plots like Kingdom of Women, Benboer Baba Boerben and so on.

Forget it, I’m not the real Tang Monk anyway.

It's not her fault if the plot falls apart.

Tang Shan slapped her thigh and said, "Tie them up first."

"Okay." Wukong quickly tied up Jinchi and the black bear.

The black bear was very strong, so he specially used hemp rope to wrap it around the bear.

Until only the bear's head was left exposed.

"Wake them up! I'm going to hold a robe auction."

Goku???