Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

"Xuanzang? Xuanzang?"

Tang Shan felt someone gently pushing her arm a few times.

"Don't make trouble, I'm sleepy." She murmured softly.

"Tang Monk doesn't have to go to work, go play with him."

"Master Xuanzang!"

Tang Shan felt as if she was attacked by Eagle Claw Kung Fu.

She struggled to open her drooping eyelids, boom!

Standing directly opposite was a middle-aged man wearing a bright yellow dragon robe.

He wore a soaring crown on his head, a Lantian jade belt around his waist, and worry-free shoes on his feet.

He looked dignified and upright, and his sharp eyes were now fixed on Tang Shan.

Standing next to her was Prime Minister Xiao Yu, the person who had just pushed her arm.

Tang Shan was so scared that she quickly closed her eyes, her heart pounding.

Oh my god, this must be an illusion!

She clasped her hands together and chanted at top of her lungs, "Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, Paramita."

"I can't see him, he can't see me, we are two parallel lines that don't intersect..."

"Master Xuanzang, His Majesty is asking you a question!"

A male voice sounded urgent and a little angry.

Xiao Yu: No matter how much you like chanting, you have to pay attention to the occasion.

"Me? Xuanzang?" Tang Shan pointed at herself with her index finger. "Chen! Xuanzang!"

Her eyes widened and she turned in horror to the man in court robes beside her.

Wasn’t I just having a regular morning meeting at the company?

Traveled through time while I was taking a nap?

It's such a joke!

The people from the Crossing Administration don’t care?

Chen Xuanzang, isn’t that the Buddhist name of Tang Sanzang before he appeared in Journey to the West?

So this is the Tang Dynasty in the world of Journey to the West, the Great Tang Dynasty of the East!

Tang Shan looked around at the people and the house around her suspiciously.

The magnificent throne room, the emperor, the ministers...

Xiao Yu looked at the strange behavior of the person in front of him with some worry.

This was a virtuous monk selected by himself and several ministers from among many monks.

I have brought him here specially to meet Your Majesty today to recommend him to preside over the water and land ceremony.

Just like now, he looks so startled and rude.

His demeanor was completely different from the enlightened monk he appeared when we first met.

He raised his sleeve to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and secretly glanced at King Tang's expression.

Your Majesty, please don't be angry.

The Tang King patiently repeated, "Are you Xuanzang, the son of Chen Guangrui?"

There was a crisp sound of "pop".

Tang Shan slapped herself hard in the face.

The hall fell into an eerie silence.

"Hiss~ It hurts so much..." She covered one side of her face, tears welling up from the corners of her eyes.

In line with the scientific attitude of seeking truth from facts, seriousness and pragmatism of workers, practice is the only truth.

Tang Shan did not hesitate to test it out to see whether she was in a book or dreaming.

If I had known it would hurt so much, I would have slapped it in someone else's face.

The burning pain shows that this is the real world.

Tang Shan's mind suddenly went blank and chaotic.

Her slightly trembling hand subconsciously touched her head.

It's smooth and non-sticky, and feels good to the touch.

I put my hands on my chest, and ah! My hair was gone, and my chest was gone!

"hehe."

She sneered unexpectedly.

Just wear it if you want, at least make sure it matches your gender.

Turn me, a beautiful young girl, into a bald monk?

Are you planning to make a perverted version of Journey to the West: Shocking Scam - where Monk Tang is actually a woman?

When the King of Tang was young, he fought on the battlefield and fought against countless enemies. He had seen all kinds of big scenes.

Now, seeing Chen Xuanzang's foolish, distracted and crazy state, he still couldn't help but feel scared.

Could it be that the Dragon King of Jinghe River has possessed the master?

The King of Tang shuddered and quietly took a few steps back.

I've already figured out the best escape route.

Xiao Yu's eyes darkened, and he gradually distanced himself from Tang Shan by several people.

Tang Shan took a deep breath and decided to accept what had happened.

What the hell! Today I will be the first monk to die by hitting his head against a pillar.

She slammed into the main pillar with dragon carvings on the right side of the hall.

Generally speaking, in this situation, after death, you can probably go back to your original world.

"Escort! Escort!"

There was a muffled "bang".

Huh? Why is this pillar so soft? It doesn't hurt much when I bump into it.

Tang Shan rubbed her forehead and muttered.

Two sharp, cold swords were placed on her neck!

I've lived for twenty years and have only seen this kind of situation on TV.

Tang Shan's body stiffened and she swallowed, "Brother, don't be impulsive. We are all family."

The chief eunuch supported the King of Tang with an anxious look on his face, and the imperial guards protected them at the rear.

King Tang covered his chest with one hand, his face pale.

Xiao Yu opened his mouth wide and his eyes were as big as copper bells.

What just happened?

He seemed to see Master Xuanzang about to kill the Tang King.

It’s over. My life is over today.

The Tang King was still in shock, and Xiao Yu fell to his knees.

He was the one who brought the people here, so if the King of Tang blames him, he will certainly not be able to escape the blame.

"Your Majesty, Master Xuanzang must have been possessed by the vengeful spirit of the Dragon King, which is why he acted this way."

Anyway, I am innocent. If you really want to kill someone, just kill Xuanzang.

Tang Shan, with the knife at her neck, immediately understood and nodded like planting garlic.

Whoever is stronger is right, and whatever you say is right.

She suddenly changed her mind.

What if I die and can’t put it back on? That would be a huge loss!

Or, in other words, if he fails to die in one try, he will be left with hemiplegia.

Oh my god, Tang Shan felt her scalp tingling. Fortunately, she had just bumped into a wall of people.

King Tang felt a piercing pain in his chest and coughed from time to time.

Previously, because of the incident of the Dragon King of Jinghe River demanding revenge, the underworld suffered another heavy blow shortly after it was resurrected.

He couldn't help but feel powerless, as if God was going to kill him.

He waved his hand and dismissed the guards.

"Huh~" Tang Shan's hanging head finally fell to the ground.

She patted her chest as if she had survived the ordeal.

Others traveled through time and space, but she didn't even get a system cheat.

"Xiao Yu is the virtuous and Zen-minded monk you have found."

"Then I will grant you the position of the Great Chandu Monk."

Tang Shan bows his head in thanks.

Now that things have come to this, you might as well hide away and be a happy monk!

The carriage headed towards Huasheng Temple.

Tang Shan greedily touched the colorful gold-plated cassock that King Tang had just rewarded her with.

This is not clothing, it is clearly gold!

How much gold and silver can be exchanged for it if sold?

She fantasized happily.

His fingers kept stroking his chin.

Wow, Tang Seng’s little face is smooth, delicate and elastic.

This feels so good!

He is worthy of being the most handsome man in Journey to the West.

This attracted countless female demons on the road to come and drool over her beauty.

From then on, the Queen of Women no longer held court early in the morning.

Tang Shan searched her body from head to toe but couldn't find anything like a bronze mirror.

"Alright, I'll have to wait a little longer to see Tang Sanzang's stunning beauty."

Tang Shan sighed slightly.

Thousands of monks have gathered in Huasheng Temple.

Tang Shan jumped out of the carriage directly.

The abbot, who was a bit older, came forward, clasped his hands together and was about to speak.

"Don't block the way~"

Tang Shan swiftly walked past the abbot and went straight into the inner room.

"Mirror, mirror, you can tell me."

"Who is the most handsome man in this Journey to the West world?"