Adoption brings disaster

This was my first time resting in such a shabby inn. To be honest, I didn’t sleep very well that night, or even didn’t sleep at all.

The bed in the inn was a bit small. It was very uncomfortable for three people to squeeze together. It was also very hard. It hurt when I woke up in the morning. The quilt was not new and had probably never been dried in the sun. There was a strange smell that made me want to vomit.

Anyway, the bottom line is that I'm not used to sleeping and I'm very unhappy.

I felt so uncomfortable, and was thinking in my heart, I don’t know if the rumors in the capital have died down. If the rumors have died down, I want to go back. Wandering around in the world is really not something a pleasure-seeking person like me should do.

But even if we want to go back after the storm has passed, we have to go by land. Seasickness by sea is too torturous.

Of course, I can only think about this. After all, I sneaked out like this, stayed for less than half a month, and then sneaked back. If people knew about it, I don’t know how they would laugh at me. I can’t afford to lose face.

Thinking about things in my mind makes it even more difficult to sleep. I can't fall asleep as soon as the sun rises.

No one came to help open the curtains. The sun was so hot that it hurt my eyes. I felt uncomfortable no matter what. In the end, I had no choice but to sit up with a lot of resentment.

Perhaps it was because Liushui and the others had given all their money to the poor and had been living a hard life, the two of them slept very soundly. Qianxi was even snoring and smacking his lips, and I don't know what good things he dreamed about.

I looked at the two people sleeping like dead pigs on the bed with panda eyes, and I felt even more unhappy.

I get hungry easily when I'm unhappy. Usually, there are all kinds of food in Qianqiu Pavilion's small kitchen. If I get angry, they will be served to me quickly.

I look at this shabby inn. There is only an old man and a child here. I am afraid no one will bring me food now.

The more I thought about it, the hungrier I became. I was so hungry that I paced back and forth in the room, making squeaking sounds with my feet from time to time.

"There's a rat, Your Highness, get up quickly, there's a rat." Qianxi said in horror.

"Where is the rat? Let me kill it." Liu Shui looked around with his eyes closed, pretending to throw the pillow out to kill the rat in Qianxi's mouth.

Qianxi looked over nervously and found that it was my feet that made the noise. She complained, "Your Highness Qianqiu, why are you not sleeping so early? What are you doing?"

"It turns out it's not a mouse." Liu Shui fell straight down again, and fell asleep after a while, even snoring.

"It's okay, you guys continue to sleep."

I'm so hungry now, so I want to see if there is any food for sale outside. If there is, I can buy some to fill my stomach.

I went to the window and saw a fruit in a bowl. Although my pulse was not very good, the rich fruity aroma made me hungry.

I am not a person who likes to delay gratification. Now I am very hungry and there happens to be a fruit to eat. How can I resist it? Naturally, I happily took it in my hand and started eating it.

"Your Highness Qianqiu." Qianxi said with some hesitation.

"Huh?" I asked in confusion, and ate the fruit quickly.

"It's that basin," Qianxi hesitated to speak.

"Basin?" I turned around and looked at the basin. There was nothing special about it, so I asked, "What's wrong with the basin?"

"Does that basin look like the one the waiter used to wash your feet last night?"

After Qianxi said this, the more I looked at it, the more it looked like it. I also remember that it seemed that after the waiter went out to pour out the water, he brought the basin back.

I searched the house and couldn't find the second basin. This basin was definitely the one I used to wash my feet last night.

I'm feeling a little nauseous again. I don't know what's wrong with me lately, but I've been feeling nauseous all the time. I was seasick on the boat and vomited for several days. I finally got ashore, but then I encountered this kind of thing again. It's really bad luck.

"My feet are part of me, and my mouth is part of me. No one is nobler than the other." I said with my neck stiff.

“Shit is part of you.”

Liushui said this out of the blue, making Qianxi laugh so hard that she fell over and clapped her hands on the bed.

"What are you doing? It's not even dawn yet. Can you let me sleep in peace?" Liu Shui said resentfully.

"It's because what you said just now was so funny. Why are you blaming me now?" Qianxi said.

After hearing this, Liu Shui's resentment turned into anger. He said, "What did I say? I didn't say anything, but you two kept whining."

"You really don't remember what you said?" I asked tentatively.

"I know what happened." Qianxi covered her mouth and said, "Your Highness talks in his sleep. He was like this when he first entered Baidai Pavilion. He talked in his sleep and irritated His Highness the Crown Prince. Because of this, His Highness the Crown Prince has never liked the two of us."

"There is such a thing, how come I didn't know about it?" Liu Shui asked in shock.

"I didn't know it at the time. It happened more and more often, and I slowly discovered it. By the time I found out, the incident with His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had long passed, so I didn't tell anyone about it."

Liushui and Qianxi were chatting on the bed about things happening at Baidai Pavilion, but I felt something was getting worse in my stomach, like something was about to burst out.

The toilet in the inn was extremely dirty, and I didn't want to use it either, so I just endured it. After a while, I couldn't bear it anymore and wailed, "Ouch."

"Qianqiu, what's wrong with you? Did you eat too much last night and have a stomachache?" Liushui said with concern.

Qianxi has been living and eating with me for the past ten days, and he is no longer as cautious as before. He also joked, "I guess not. It must be that he ate the fruit in the foot basin, which is why he has a stomachache."

"What fruit?" Liu Shui asked suspiciously, "Could it be that the fruit is poisonous?"

I don’t have the heart to discuss with them why my stomach hurts, because this thing is moving very fast. It was in my stomach just now, and now it’s at my butt. If I don’t go to the toilet quickly, my pants will have a big meal today.

I didn't care whether the toilet in the inn was dirty or not. I ran to the toilet, holding my stomach, and shouted as I ran: "Qianxi, give me the paper in the bag."

My diarrhea was so severe that I didn't know how many times I went to the toilet that morning. I only knew that I had used up all the paper that Li Er had prepared for us for a week, and my legs were too weak to squat.

"Qianqiu, we're out of paper. This is the last sheet of paper left on the store's account book." Qianxi passed me a piece of paper that was hard enough to hurt someone through the gap below. "I'll go pick some larger leaves for you and be back soon."

After using the last piece of paper, my stomach still felt uncomfortable and tight. It was obvious that the diarrhea had not been cured.

Sure enough, not long after I stood up, my stomach started growling again, so I had to squat back down. It was getting late outside, and people in the inn were getting up one after another. People were constantly coming in and out of the toilet next door.

I was squatting until I almost fainted. Qianxi finally picked some leaves and came back. As he handed them to me, he said, "Your Highness, you don't know that a Four Sacred Fruit appeared in this town some time ago. Many people in the martial arts world fought over it. The storyteller outside is very interesting. Let's go and listen to it again later."

I took the leaves Qianxi had brought back and asked, "So you haven't been back for so long because you went to listen to stories. And since there are people outside, why don't you buy some paper instead of picking leaves?"

Qianxi was speechless for a moment after hearing my questioning, and could only scratch his head in embarrassment. But at this moment, a crying woman came over with two men, looking murderous and said, "Someone just peeped at me, wu ...

The three of them walked to the restroom, and the woman pointed at the restroom where I was and said, "It was this person in there who was peeping at me. I was so scared."

After she finished speaking, she burst into tears, her tears were so pitiful that the other people in the inn heard the noise and gathered around to watch the fun.

"Don't talk nonsense, my brother must have eaten something bad and has diarrhea. He's been having diarrhea all morning. How could he have the energy to do this spying?"

Qianxi has been hanging around with me for so many years, and her little mouth is full of poison. She sneered and said sarcastically, "Besides, my brother can get any woman he wants, so how could he possibly be interested in you? Your family is poor and you don't have a mirror. Ask the two people around you to pee and look at it for you. It's really disgusting to look at them."

"Well, you did such a shameless thing and still dared to hurt others with bad words." After a man said this, he picked up a knife to seek justice for the woman.

Qianxi dodged with his superb Qinggong and strange agility while continuing to taunt, "I remember you. You were the one who got kicked away last night. With your martial arts skills, you'd better not venture out into the martial arts world. You're lowering the average martial arts level in the martial arts world. I'm afraid the world will laugh at us martial arts heroes for being such good-for-nothings like you."

They also saw that Qianxi was only good at body movement and lightness skills, and his martial arts skills were not that good, so the three of them began to besiege Qianxi.

Originally, these three people's kung fu were not enough to do anything to Qianxi, but there were also people in the crowd who shamelessly shot hidden weapons at Qianxi. Qianxi was no match for four people with his two fists, and soon he was injured in several places.

I listened to the noise outside and knew that Qianxi was being besieged and wronged. He was extremely anxious in the toilet, but his stomach was rumbling. He looked like he would spray my pants in front of everyone if I dared to go out.

More and more people shot hidden weapons at Qianxi. Qianxi failed to dodge in time and was shot in the dantian. His true energy stagnated and he was kicked out by them.

The onlookers became even more excited, and their hidden weapons rained down like raindrops, as if they were going to beat Qianxi to death.

I really couldn't help it. Today, I had to go out to feed not only my pants but also the people outside. I just slapped the door open and blocked all the hidden weapons shot at Qianxi.

I held the poisonous anaconda in my hand and looked at everyone viciously. Juhua really kept her promise and a stream of yellow liquid flowed down her thigh.

Everyone was disgusted when they saw this scene. One person said, "Look at that person, he's so disgusting. Is that shit or urine?"

I was already unhappy, and he dared to provoke me. This was like seeking death.

I am a very good person, so naturally I have to satisfy him. The poisonous anaconda waved its hand and a stone hit the man's mouth. Two front teeth were knocked out and fell to the ground.

Seeing that I had good martial arts skills, the onlookers swallowed their mocking words. Then, seeing me staring at them with a sinister look, they became frightened and soon ran away in shame.

As the onlookers ran away, the three of them also became intimidated, but they did not hesitate at all. They shouted: "If you didn't do that peeping thing, why are you so fierce? You are a typical guilty conscience."

"Since you have determined that I did it, what are you afraid of? Could it be that you are not sure about it yourself?" I sneered.

"I'm just afraid you'll do something violent. A despicable person like you is most likely to kill someone to silence them."

"You fear the strong, bully the weak, and dare to slander others without evidence. This is your way of chivalry. It really opens my eyes."

I didn't want to waste time talking to them, so I whipped myself and went up to teach them a lesson, letting them know that there would be a price to pay for wrongly accusing others.

Just when my whip was about to hit the three people, Liushui, who was called by the shopkeeper, raised his sword and blocked my poisonous anaconda.

Seeing Liushui protecting them, I was about to go crazy and asked sternly: "Liushui, are you going to stand on their side?"

"It's all a misunderstanding. I know Qianqiu and I would never do such a peeping thing."

"How could a girl like her use her innocence to slander you? You must have done something to cause Junior Sister to misunderstand you."

After hearing such idiotic talk, I didn't even want to talk to these idiots. I took off my pants, turned the yellow side towards Liu Shui, and said, "You can escape the death penalty, but you can't escape the living punishment. If you help them, you'll suffer together."

Liushui didn't react to what I was going to do. Qianxi understood what I meant, so he quickly stood up and pulled Liushui away.

Seeing Liushui being taken away, the three were a little scared, but they still stared at me with their necks stiff.

I waved the whip in my hand and said, "I don't want to say any more to you. I'll just let you taste the pain I've been going through today."

The whip was swung and hit the three people with the pants, but it did not hit them. However, the contents of the pants were spilled all over them.

I saw that they were covered in shit and piss, but I was still not satisfied, so I swung the whip again and hit the person who made that weird statement in the face with the most damaged part of his pants.

The man was about to say something when the contents of his pants went into his mouth.

I felt much better when I saw them vomiting in a mess. I ignored him and just stood the door that I had knocked away on the ground to block my body, then drew water from the well and started washing myself.

As for the three people, they naturally ran away in shame. No one knew where they would go to wash, but it was not a big deal.

After all this trouble, although my mood is not very good, I don’t have stomachache anymore, which is a good thing.

Predict what will happen in the future, and listen to the next decomposition.