Adoption brings disaster

I was drunk and had a fight with Chongguang all night long. When I woke up again, it was already the afternoon of the next day.

Of course, the second day depends on whose time it is. If I were to count if I hadn't drunk alcohol, it would definitely be the afternoon of the next day, but if I were to count if I had drunk alcohol, it would be this afternoon.

When I woke up and was about to get up, I felt extremely uncomfortable. How should I put it? It was as if my body was hit by a huge truck and flew out, then knocked over a tree, and finally rolled down a 75-degree slope for a hundred meters. My whole body was in pain.

Not only did my body feel uncomfortable, but my throat felt like it had been in full classes for three weeks in a row. The pain was unbearable and it was difficult to speak. Even when I used Qi to regulate my breathing, it was of little use and only allowed me to speak.

I was a little confused after a hangover, so I shook my head with difficulty to make myself more awake, and then forced myself to raise my true energy to dispel most of the discomfort in my body.

After feeling a little better, I began to recall what happened last night.

After thinking for a while, the only memory in my mind was that I drank that cup of Qingyuan. Everything after that was completely blacked out and I couldn't remember anything at all.

I really couldn't remember, so I stopped thinking about it. I rubbed my aching temple and asked, "Ada, did I drink too much last night?"

After I asked the question, Ah Da didn't answer for a long time. I felt annoyed and looked down. He and the manager were both lying on the ground, motionless and unresponsive like a stone.

I was already feeling unwell, so naturally I wasn't in a good mood. Seeing them so timid and speechless, I became even more annoyed.

I also looked at you with disgust and scolded you: "Are you two deaf? I asked you if I was drunk yesterday, why didn't you two say anything?"

Seeing that I was angry, Ada still didn't dare to speak, but just nodded. However, because he was crawling too low, it didn't look like he was nodding, but rather like he was kowtowing.

I felt dizzy and ignored Ah Da's strange behavior today. I just sat up with difficulty and asked, "What time is it?"

After saying that, I looked outside again. The sun was setting, so I thought it was getting late. I said, "It's already this late. You two should help me get dressed quickly. You can't let His Royal Highness Prince Yong see me so lazy."

After hearing this, the two of them still didn't move. I was completely furious and swung the poisonous anaconda at their faces.

I did hit them, but since I had no strength left, I only left marks on their faces, without even any swelling.

"You were drunk last night, so they didn't dare to come forward to serve you." said the Taoist priest on the roof.

"What nonsense! I was just drunk. What does that have to do with them not daring to serve me? Besides, even if I did something cruel while drunk, I'm sober now. What are they afraid of?"

The Taoist priest felt sorry for the two men and flew in through the window. He waved his hand and said, "You two can go down."

After hearing this, Ah Da and the manager looked at the Taoist priest as if he were a god, and then ran out as fast as they could, almost catching up with Qian Xi.

I felt uncomfortable and unhappy, so I sneered, "Master, you have some tricks. When did my servant only listen to you and not me?"

"Wulian Tianzun." After the Taoist priest shouted, he muttered something, as if he was reciting some scriptures.

I got annoyed when I heard him reciting these words, so I cursed a few times. The Taoist priest ignored me, and I had no choice but to wait for him to finish reciting the scriptures with my eyes wide open.

After the Taoist priest finished reciting the scriptures, he said with a sense of relief: "Qianqiu, you were indeed drunk last night. Not only were you drunk, but you also did a lot of strange things."

I knew I was going to act crazy after drinking, so I didn't care about what the Taoist priest said. I just said, "Yesterday I drank with His Royal Highness Prince Yong. Even if I did something inappropriate, could His Royal Highness Prince Yong still be angry with me?"

I thought about the frightened expressions on Ah Da's faces and wondered if I had done something that would anger God and man.

I was also scared for a moment, and said unconfidently, "Why don't I see Chongguang? Could it be that I got drunk last night and beat him up, so he's angry today and doesn't want to talk to me anymore?"

The more I spoke, the lower my voice became. After all, I got into trouble every time I got drunk.

"If you really hit him, it would be fine. It's just some medicine for his injuries." The Taoist sighed and said with difficulty: "You really shouldn't have done that last night. You should stop drinking from now on."

Seeing the disgust in the Taoist priest's eyes, I felt a little guilty myself and asked weakly, "What could be more terrifying than beating him up? Am I supposed to throw his royal seal away?"

"This is not."

After hearing this, I felt relieved, but then the Taoist priest said, "It would be better if you dropped his royal seal."

The Taoist priest's regretful tone also made me feel very anxious.

I was thinking hard about what I had done last night. What could be more terrible than losing the royal seal?

I was getting anxious and asked hurriedly, "Don't look at me with that constipated face of yours. Tell me what I did. I'm so worried I'm dying."

It would have been fine if he hadn't said anything. After he did, the Taoist priest's face wrinkled even more. From a distance, it looked like a chrysanthemum. From a close distance, it was still a chrysanthemum, but a pretty chrysanthemum.

"Wulian Tianzun." The Taoist priest hesitated for a long time before speaking decisively, "Last night you did this, then that, then this again, and you did that again."

The Taoist priest and I didn't have much tacit understanding. I didn't understand what he said at all. I became even more anxious because I didn't understand. I said with a somewhat complaining tone: "What are you talking about?"

"Oh." The Taoist priest accepted his fate, sat down on the table, put his hands on my face and said, "You do this, this, and then that. Your Highness Prince Yong's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but you don't stop, continuing this way and that way."

No wonder I couldn’t understand it. It turns out that the Taoist priest mosaiced the language in order to pass the review.

But as long as you know that this thing is a mosaic, you can imagine what is behind the mosaic, and the imagined thing may even be more exciting and more interesting than the original.

After I understood this, my face flushed instantly, and I mumbled, "In the end, did they knock me out, and then His Royal Highness Prince Yong walked away in disgust?"

"It would be better if you were knocked unconscious. I don't know if it's because of the wine that stimulated your Qi. I threw a few stones from a distance, but you dodged them all. I finally hit one, but you didn't react at all. You keep doing this and that."

I quickly opened the Taoist priest's hands and said, "Okay, I understand. You don't need to explain it to me."

I covered my head, wondering whether it would be better to die now or later. Anyway, I don’t have the face to live in this world anymore.

But it’s better to live than to die, so I still asked, “Only these people in the pavilion know?”

"I'm afraid the whole capital knows about this by now. The guards who passed by this morning were saying that the notebooks from outside the palace have been released and are in great demand. You can't buy them without some connections."

After hearing what the Taoist priest said, I felt dizzy and asked, "How did this end?"

"That's right, that's right." The Taoist priest didn't say anything for a long time.

"Hurry up and tell me, you're going to drive me crazy."

"Ada went to the Imperial Hospital to get the medicine, and then you and His Royal Highness Prince Yong spent the whole night together."

I didn't react to what the Taoist priest said for a moment, and asked, "What medicine?"

"Just, just treat that area with more medicine." The Taoist priest said, "You've been tossing and turning all night, that area may not be able to bear it, just."

"Okay, stop talking, I get it." Just when I felt hopeless, the content of the guards' idle chat outside made me want to show off myself even more.

"No wonder His Royal Highness Prince Yong doesn't marry a princess. It turns out he's obsessed with His Royal Highness Qianqiu."

"His Highness Qianqiu has a handsome face, tender skin, and a wonderful figure. No wonder His Highness Prince Yong could spend the whole night with him."

"You're unlucky. There were no patrols last night. When His Highness Qianqiu screamed, he sounded like the fox spirit, and he was going to kill people."

"You weren't on patrol last night, how did you know?"

"Hehehehe, my father-in-law owns a bookstore, and I've read all those storybooks a long time ago. If my bitch could scream like that once, it would be worth it for me to die on her."

………………

As I listened to what the patrolling guards outside said, I felt like I was socially doomed. I immediately decided that I couldn't stay in the palace anymore. No, I couldn't stay in the capital anymore. I wanted to leave the capital immediately and never come back.

I wrapped my clothes in a hurry and said to the Taoist priest fiercely: "Don't tell anyone that I'm leaving, otherwise..."

I waved the anaconda, as if to say that I would fight him to the death if he dared to say that.

"Are you sure you can walk in this body?"

I stretched my body. Although I was still a little weak, I had plenty of internal energy and should have no problem performing light skills. I jumped up and prepared to fly out, but fell to the ground with a bang. It didn't hurt much when I landed on my face, because there was a piercing pain in the back.

I struggled to get up and rummaged through the box. After searching for a long time, I finally found the painkiller that Liu Shuiqing had given me before.

This medicine feels magical no matter how many times I take it. It has no side effects. And according to Liu Shui, there is no drug resistance. No matter how many times I take it, the pain will stop immediately.

After taking the medicine, all the physical discomfort disappeared. Not only did the pain in a certain part of my body go away, but now my whole body doesn't hurt anymore.

I flew out of Qianqiu Pavilion stealthily, hiding all the way, afraid of being discovered. Just as I was about to reach the palace gate, General Lu, who was on patrol with a group of people, heard my movements and shouted, "Who?"

General Lu's brain wasn't very good, but his martial arts were really good. I definitely couldn't outrun him, so I could only come out with a dark face and say viciously, "I."

"So it's His Highness Qianqiu. Where are you going?" After saying that, he slapped himself and continued in a mean way, "Look at my mouth. Now I can't call you His Highness Qianqiu anymore. I should call you Princess Yong."

I was both ashamed and angry. I glared at him fiercely and swaggered out of the palace.

The guards all looked at me with strange eyes, but based on the belief that as long as I wasn't embarrassed, it would be others who were embarrassed, I tricked myself into walking out without blushing or getting nervous.

It was already dark when I left the palace. Because there was a curfew in the capital, most of the people had already gone home. Except for some children from aristocratic families who were still outside, only the patrolmen were left.

With my superb lightness skills, I hid and dodged all the way and finally arrived at Liu Shuiqing's residence.

I looked at the darkness inside from the outside and wondered if there was anyone inside. But there was nothing I could do. I couldn't just wander around outside all the time, so I just turned over and went into the yard.

"Who?" a dark shadow shouted and rushed towards me with a stick.

I looked at his figure and asked tentatively, "Qianxi?"

After hearing my voice, the man also asked tentatively, "Your Highness Qianqiu?"

After confirming my identity, Qianxi threw the stick to the ground. He didn't greet me or help me into the house. Instead, he found a corner nearby and lay down.

I walked up to him and asked doubtfully, "Don't you welcome me?"

"Your Highness Qianqiu, I apologize for not welcoming you." Qianxi said weakly, "It's just that I haven't eaten for two days. I'm really hungry and have no strength. Please help yourself, Your Highness Qianqiu."

I was a little puzzled and asked, "How did you end up like this? Not to mention the land and shops that Liushui's family gave you, even the monthly salary shouldn't be this low."

"Our prince is kind-hearted. He sold his land and shops long ago when he was helping refugees. Although his salary is high, it can't keep up with how he spends it like a child." Qianxi said resentfully.

I know Liushui's personality. He could do such a thing. Seeing Qianxi's pitiful appearance, I felt funny in my heart. So I kicked Qianxi and said, "Do you still have the strength?"

Qianxi shook his head with difficulty and said, "No."

"That's a shame," I said. "There's a noodle stall not far away that people from the escort agency often go to. They say the food is pretty good. Since you don't have the energy, why not go there another day?"

After hearing this, Qianxi stood up immediately, laughing, and went into the house to help Liushui out, saying, "His Highness Qianqiu is treating us to noodles, let's go quickly."

When we got to the noodle stall, Qianxi and Liushui ate ten bowls of noodles in a row. I was afraid they were too full, so I quickly stopped them, otherwise they would eat more.

"It's a good thing you're helping the poor, but you have to do it within your means," I scolded. "Look at you two. If you know me, you'll think I'm kind, but if you don't, I'll think you're a spendthrift."

The two of them were now burping with satisfaction and ignored me. I saw that they had almost finished eating, so I asked the boss to come over to settle the bill.

"Hello, Your Highness Qianqiu. A total of one hundred and thirty coins." The noodle stall owner smiled frivolously, which made me feel that he must have read the storybook as well. I threw down the money, said no need for change, and ran away with Liushui and the other man.

Returning to Liushui's house, I panicked and said, "Hurry up and pack your things. We're leaving soon."

"Let's go?" Liu Shui asked, yawning. "Where to?"

"Wandering around the world."

"Why are you in such a hurry?" Qianxi rubbed his sleepy eyes and said with difficulty, "Let's go tomorrow after we wake up."

I think they are probably unaware of the ridiculous things that happened last night. I didn't dare act too strangely so that they wouldn't notice. We could only agree to leave when we wake up tomorrow. We could only sleep in fear here in Liushui tonight and not mention it.

Predict what will happen in the future, and listen to the next decomposition.