Adoption brings disaster

Because of my relationship with Taoist Tianshu, I naturally treated the old Heavenly Master with respect as a disciple, and mostly said nice things to coax him. And the old Heavenly Master had been in charge of Wudang for so many years, and his words were also very pleasant.

One of us was good at talking, and the other was trying to cheer the other up. We were all guests and had a great time chatting. We didn't pay attention to the time and ended up chatting until late.

When I returned to the guest room, it was already late at night. Ada and the others were still awake and waiting for me to come back.

When Ah Da saw me coming back, he helped me undress, wash up, and prepare to rest, while saying, "Your Highness, what you just said was wrong, what exactly was wrong?"

"When did I say anything wrong?" I just came back and didn't understand what Ada said.

Ah Da said, "When I was talking about the senior sister of the Divine Sword Sect, you said it was wrong. I remember you very clearly. You looked a little scary when you were serious."

I thought about it carefully, my face becoming serious again, and said, "Don't you find it strange? There's nothing wrong with the hero saving the beauty and the plot of committing suicide, but look at the four of them, it's clearly three men competing for one woman."

"What the boss said makes sense, but I'm afraid this enchantress from the Divine Sword Sect may have some means of seducing people." Xiao Gao said hatefully.

"The Divine Sword Sect? The witch?" I saw Xiao Gao's face full of anger, and I wondered what he was angry about.

"I told them both about Junior Sister." Liu Shui's tone was calm, but his expression was sad. He probably blamed himself for being indecisive, trusting the bad guys, and harming Qianxi.

Xiao Gao pouted and cursed, "That little junior sister is so shameless! She even dared to slander you, Boss! Once I find out the location of their Divine Sword Sect, I will definitely have them exterminated from the martial arts world."

Ah Da was also filled with righteous indignation and said, "Yes, call me along when the time comes. Anyone who dares to slander His Highness Qianqiu should be executed according to the law. They also attempted to assassinate His Highness. The entire Divine Sword Sect must be punished as well. Expelling them from the sect would be a light punishment for them."

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I heard them talk more and more outrageously, and I didn't want to continue discussing this matter with them, so I quickly said, "The junior sister has been killed, so let's not talk about this anymore. It's late now, and I'm afraid there will be a fierce fight tomorrow, so it's better to go to bed early."

Although Ada and the others were still very angry, they did not dare to disobey my orders. After helping me to sleep, the two of them went outside to guard me.

The two of them talked together until midnight, but it rained heavily that night and I slept soundly, so I didn't know what they talked about.

As the saying goes, heavy rain falls on the mountains, the mountains are quiet and the valleys are filled with the fragrance of rain. In the early morning in the mountains after the heavy rain, deer are calling and birds are singing. The house is filled with the best soothing aroma all year round, which is really perfect for sleeping.

In this case, it is impossible to get up. Naturally, it is more comfortable to sleep until noon.

It was just that there was a lot of noise outside. I tossed and turned, and even covered my head tightly with the quilt, but it was of no use.

These gangsters used their internal strength when they spoke, and their power of penetration was extremely strong, which could not be blocked by a quilt at all.

"What's going on outside?" I said in a low voice with a dull look in my eyes, "Ada, drag them all out and beat them to death."

After saying that, I lay down again, and then I remembered that I was now in Wudang Mountain, not in Qianqiu Pavilion. How could I punish these people in the martial arts world? I sat up with a sense of despair, staring at the direction of the noise with resentment.

Xiao Gao saw that I was awake and came in and said, "Boss, those people outside are arguing over who is qualified to enter the hall."

Seeing that I didn't quite understand what Xiao Gao said, Ah Da explained, "The Wudang Sect claimed that the main hall was too cramped to accommodate so many heroes, so they only let thirty people in."

Liu Shui looked outside and said with some disappointment, "I used to think that the Jianghu was a place where loyalty and righteousness were valued and revenge was taken lightly. But after listening to these people quarreling and fighting for fame and fortune today, I realized that the so-called Jianghu heroes are nothing but a bunch of petty and despicable people."

"People have to eat to live. No matter how great your martial arts skills are, you will starve to death if you don't eat. It's normal to live a despicable life. As long as you have good intentions and don't do evil, and rely on your martial arts to do justice, even if it's for fame and fortune, you are worthy of the title of hero." I said.

I sat up, opened my arms, and said, "Ada, help me change my clothes."

"Okay." Ada happily knelt on the ground holding the clothes and helped me put on the clothes.

Xiao Gao also brought a bowl of white porridge and a few steamed buns, saying, "It's hard living in the mountains, boss, just eat a little. When you're done here, there's a village not far away. There's a spring fish there that's very special. You can go try it, boss. It's a unique flavor."

After breakfast and getting dressed, I looked out the window and saw from afar that the Wudang Sect's main hall was crowded with people. I thought it wouldn't be long before the leader of the Wudang Sect would give everyone an explanation.

The place where we live is the highest point of Wudang Sect. I looked at the road leading to the main hall and said thoughtfully, "It would be great if there was a small road that could avoid these people."

"You can go down from the left and walk along the path. You will reach the top of the toilet. Jump down and you will be in front of the toilet." A Taoist boy at the door said, "Your Excellency is a martial arts expert. The three-meter high platform will definitely not be a problem for you."

Seeing the Taoist boy offering advice, I naturally would not be stingy and casually threw out a silver ingot, which landed steadily in the Taoist boy's hand.

The Taoist boy quickly put the silver ingot into his pocket and became even more enthusiastic towards me. He took the initiative to lead the way for us and chattered non-stop along the way. I'm afraid he had said all the good things he had said in the past month.

However, due to the Tianshu incident in the past few months, these Taoist children have not had the opportunity to say these auspicious words, so it doesn't matter if they say them all at once.

Under the guidance of the Taoist boy, we soon arrived at the toilet. It was just as the Taoist boy said, the toilet was right after we got off the high platform.

It just so happened that I hadn't gone to the toilet that morning, so I took the opportunity to relieve myself. When I came out, I met a few chivalrous men who were also going to the toilet.

After leaving the toilet and turning two corners forward, you will reach the main hall.

The hall is now full of people. In front is the leader of the Wudang Sect, behind him are his six disciples, and on his left and right are two rows of Taoist priests holding swords.

Standing at the entrance and in the middle were chivalrous men of the martial arts world, led by Prince Duan's nephew, Mr. Qiao, the young apprentice of Huaishu Gui, and the eldest sister of the Divine Sword Sect. As for Huaishu Gui's other two apprentices, they were not seen. I wonder if they were afraid to come in, or for some other reason.

The atmosphere in the hall was extremely tense. The heroes placed their hands on their weapons, as if they were ready to destroy the Wudang Sect if they disagreed with them.

If you look closely, you will find that everyone is tense. Looking at the direction they are heading, you may be afraid that there is some disturbance in Wudang Sect, and these heroes will immediately rush out of the hall and escape for their lives.

"You are all famous heroes in the martial arts world. It is an honor for our Wudang Sect to visit us today." The leader of the Wudang Sect said with a smile.

"The hatred for killing our master is greater than the sky. I hope the old master can forgive our rudeness." The little disciple of Huaishu Ghost stepped forward, bowed and said.

"You must be the little disciple of the locust tree ghost, right? I attended your apprenticeship ceremony, but you were still young at that time, so I'm afraid you don't remember me." The old Taoist priest said with some melancholy, "Your master and I share the same ideals, but I didn't expect him to be harmed by thieves."

"We can talk about the past later. You, Ox-nosed One, have already made your promise. Stop talking nonsense here and give us an explanation. Hand over that evil villain Tianshu and let him be punished." At the entrance of the hall, a big man who looked not very smart cursed.

The old Heavenly Master was magnanimous and did not get angry at being insulted. Instead, he smiled and threw a letter, which landed lightly in the hands of the young disciple Huaishugui. He said, "Everyone, take a look at this. This is the explanation from Wudang Mountain to you."

The little apprentice of the locust tree ghost opened the letter and read it, then handed it to Master Qiao with a frown. Master Qiao read it and gave it to the eldest sister. After the four of them had read it, he gave the letter to the knight behind them.

The letter was passed from hand to hand among the heroes of the martial arts world, and soon everyone saw the contents of the letter.

"My disciple Tianshu was previously entrusted by the King of Zhenbei to teach martial arts to His Highness the Seventh Prince in the capital. The Seventh Prince is extremely talented, and after his martial arts skills reached perfection, Tianshu went to the northern border to join the army. He has been in the army for the past six months when the bandits were committing such atrocities, so these cruel and insane things are definitely not the work of my disciple."

"If you say so, then so be it. Maybe you and the King of Zhenbei have joined forces to help the evil thief Tianshu get rid of the crime." The same person said.

"Sir, would you like some fruit?" asked five or six Taoist children in the hall, holding fruits in their hands.

"What fruit do you want to eat? Do you want to poison me with this poisonous fruit?" The man cursed viciously, grabbed the Taoist boy and threw him to the ground, scattering the fruit all over the ground.

The Taoist boy ignored the pain on his body and just picked up the fruits that fell on the ground and put them on the plate.

Seeing that the Taoist boy was beaten for no reason, I felt so sorry for him, so I helped him pick up the fruits and even considerately brushed the dust off his clothes.

The Taoist boy looked at me gratefully and said, "Big brother, would you like to have some fruit?"

I picked up the worst one and said with a grin, "I'm a little thirsty. Thank you for the fruit."

After saying that, he wiped it casually and started eating with big mouthfuls.

"Bah, I'd better poison you to death, you sissy." The man spat at me and said viciously.

"What did you say? You don't want to live anymore?" Xiao Gao pulled out the knife in his hand and said with a fierce look on his face.

Ah Da was even more direct. Before Xiao Gao could finish his words, he had already arrived in front of the man. Judging from his posture, it was clear that he wanted to take the man's life.

Fortunately, the old Taoist priest took action in time. With just a light flick, the two flew far away, but landed steadily on the ground.

"We are all heroes in the martial arts world. Some of our temperaments are good, but we must stop at a certain point and avoid hurting the harmony." The old Taoist priest said cheerfully.

Seeing that Ah Da was decisive and stronger than himself, the man naturally did not dare to say anything more and started fighting.

Ah Da also gave the old Taoist priest some face, and was planning to wait until he left Wudang Mountain before killing that person. He glared at that person and then returned to guard me.

Seeing that the two men didn't seem to want to continue fighting, the old Taoist priest threw out three tokens and said, "The King of Zhenbei has long anticipated that some people will not believe it, so he sent three tokens. With these tokens, you can freely enter and exit the Northern Border Army to investigate. Those who are clear will be clear, and those who are turbid will be turbid. If you don't believe it, you can take the tokens and investigate."

"Ouch." I covered my stomach and screamed.

"This fruit is poisonous." someone shouted.

When everyone heard this, they were so frightened that they retreated outside the hall in a few breaths. The only ones left in the hall were me, who was still holding my stomach and screaming, Xiao Gao who was guarding me and watching the old Taoist priest vigilantly, Liu Shui who was at a loss, and A Da who had already put a knife to the old Taoist priest's neck.

"If anything happens to my prince, you Wudang will be buried with him." Ah Da said viciously.

I stood up and ran to the toilet as fast as I could, shouting as I ran, "Go get me some paper."

Before I could finish my words, my pants were already dirty. I could only cry out in tears, "Ada, come here quickly."

After receiving my order, A Da left the old Taoist priest and rushed to the toilet. After learning that I just had diarrhea, he calmed down and went to find a clean pair of pants as I requested.

But these heroes didn't know this. They just knew that I was poisoned, and they were all silent. The situation was tense for a while.

"Don't panic, everyone. This is the second explanation I want to give you." The old Taoist priest flew out and said with a smile.

Now, the group of martial artists just looked at the old Taoist priest nervously, not daring to speak. Only Xiao Gao said sternly, "I hope the old Taoist priest can give a satisfactory explanation, otherwise our Baofu Escort Agency is not something you can easily mess with."

The old Taoist priest was not annoyed by Xiao Gao's naked threat. He just smiled and continued to explain.

"A few days ago, farmers from the mountain sent us some fruits. On the same day, we also received news from Zhaixinglou, telling us that there was a Four Sacred Fruit among the fruits."

The old Taoist priest picked up a fruit that had fallen to the ground in his panic and ate it while speaking.

When everyone heard about the Four Sacred Fruits, their eyes lit up. If I hadn't been still in the toilet, I'm sure everyone would have rushed over to grab them.

"The letter also said that although the Four Saint Fruits fell into the hands of the three major sects, they had no chance to be with them. Zhaixinglou specifically arranged today's event in the letter."

The old Taoist priest casually threw the fruit he had eaten onto the ground and said, "I just don't know if eating the Four Sacred Fruits will cause diarrhea like the nobleman just now, or if it's something else entirely."

Xiao Gao picked up two of them, one for himself and one for Liu Shui, and said, "You'll know after you eat them."

Xiao Gao swallowed it whole after he finished speaking. Liu Shui looked at it and ate it decisively as well.

After a while, Xiao Gao and Liu Shui showed no reaction at all. Seeing this, the old Taoist priest laughed heartily and said, "That noble man has a kind heart. It is only natural that these four sacred fruits fell into his possession."

When everyone saw that the Four Sacred Fruits had fallen into my body, they were all very upset.

But I didn't have time to care about this, because I was almost exhausted from diarrhea, and the worst thing was that there was no soft paper on the mountain, so A Da could only find some paper for drawing talismans and give it to me to use.

I feel like somewhere on my body is already scarred. If I poop twice more, I'm afraid I'll either die of exhaustion or die of pain from something.

Predict what will happen in the future, and listen to the next decomposition.