National Fortune Bonus: After the new player awakens at the maximum level, he will kill like crazy
Chapter 656: Watching for Fun
Ever since the unlucky Su Yu'an was forced by the system to temporarily play the role of "Chief Judge" of the Netherworld Camp (main job: serving as a human firewall and power bank for Su Mohui's soul).
"Urobuchi's Final Battle" is a hodgepodge that is bubbling and boiling as if the fast-forward button has been pressed!
Even the main system (essentially a bunch of emotionless code), which was usually so busy that even its "data legs" wanted to split their legs, had rarely "rolled up its sleeves" (although it had no sleeves) and personally participated in the work -
Its cold electronic sound played the "War Mobilization Order" in a loop on the Wanjie Channel, making it sound like the property management of a residential complex was demanding payment of property fees.
The Feng Shui treasure land of Lingxu Realm instantly turned into a wholesale market for gods from all over the world!
All kinds of monsters, emperors, ancestors, demons and ghosts, all carried their most powerful skills and signed up to fight! The slogans were loud and clear -
"For world peace!"
"For the glory of faith!"
"To... uh... prevent the crooked tree in front of our house from being polluted by Urobuchi!"
Even the three ancestors who were usually as steady as Mount Tai and almost became patinated by meditating in the cracks between dimensions - Suiren (the one who drilled wood to make fire), Qin Shihuang (the one who unified weights and measures), and Wu Zetian (the one who became the empress) - could not sit still at this moment.
The three big guys joined forces and forcibly opened up a "VIP safe zone" on the cosmic barrier, acting as "gatekeepers" for Su Mohui, who was still lying in the underworld, to ensure that there would be no fire in her backyard.
And the instigator of all this, Azathoth, who regards "having fun" as the first priority of the universe, is probably lying on the throne of chaos and picking his toes (if there is one), and suddenly found that... this fun seems to be a little distorted?
The old man had been bored and signed a "teasing" contract with those dormant external evil gods. It seemed like he had stirred up a hornet's nest, triggering a series of chain reactions that he had not anticipated!
Fun 1 - "Japanese Specialty: Tenshaku's Twisting Hell"
The Japanese specialty, Tenshaki, has just been revived by the power of the counter-type, and is looking for a weak target to squeeze and restore his fierce reputation.
It zeroed in on the two harmless-looking twins fiddling with glittering silver threads at the edge of the battlefield (actually Ji Lingguang and Xiaoguang). A surge of evil energy surged, and its body suddenly transformed into a twisted, formless gray mist, silently wrapping around them.
Get ready for a "evil-eating" meal!
result...
"Look! What a big ball of wool!" Xiaoguang was worried that he couldn't catch the evil god of Japan, but his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed at the wriggling gray mist and shouted excitedly like a husky who found a new toy.
"Tsk, the quality is average, and the content of impurities (evil spirits) is a bit high. It's just for practice." Ji Lingguang had just had glasses fitted in the modern world last month, but after being damaged by Xiaoguang's silver wire, he subconsciously pushed the non-existent glasses, with a picky look on his face like a scientific researcher, and his ten fingers flew like lightning!
"Swish! Whoosh!" Two silver threads popped out instantly and accurately wrapped around the obscuring gray fog!
Tian Xiegui: “???” What the hell?! I am evil spirit! Intangible and intangible! An evil spirit that scares people to death without compensation!
It tried to gather its ghost claws to fight back!
"Don't move!" Xiaoguang shouted, and with a deft flick of his fingers, the newly condensed ghost claw was instantly wrapped in silver thread into a... ball of yarn?!
"Flip a 'parachute'!" Ji Lingguang commanded.
"Understood!" Xiaoguang responded, and silver threads flew.
Tian Xiegui felt an irresistible force of rules coming at him, forcibly stretching, folding, and knotting the entire "fog" body... forcibly turning it into a crooked parachute shape! Evil energy fizzed and smoked at the edges of the parachute, like a toy with a leaking battery.
The evil spirit of Tianxie has gone mad! Its evil energy surges, attempting to transform into poisonous spikes!
"Oh, you want to turn into a hedgehog?" Ji Lingguang raised an eyebrow. "That's great, let's try out the new skill 'Cauldron'!"
Silver threads woven a web of silver! The newly emerged spikes of the Tianxie ghost were unexpectedly entangled, squeezed, and shaped by the silver threads... eventually becoming a ball of blunt-angled thorns... a woolly thorn ball?! It had no lethality and was actually very painful!
"I'm not playing anymore! I'm going to turn back into my original form! I'm going to scare you to death!" Tianxiegui roared (silently), and condensed into a terrifying true form with a green face, fangs, and eight waving arms!
"Wow! Brother! It can perform magic!" Xiaoguang was surprised.
"Well, the materials have been upgraded." Ji Lingguang's eyes remained calm. "Try the 'Nine Links'?"
"okay!"
Silver threads, like spirit snakes, instantly wrapped around the eight waving ghost arms! Threading, twisting, buckling, locking... the movements were so fast that only shadows remained! Tian Xiegui felt as if his arms had been inserted into a high-speed loom. After a dazzling entanglement...
Its eight arms were bound with silver wire into a giant, intricate, bow-tied… nine-linked chain?! It couldn't move! Its shape was as ridiculous as the inflatable mannequins at the supermarket entrance!
"Puchi..." A divine general passing by couldn't help but burst out laughing.
The demonic demon was so enraged that pink bubbles of evil energy bubbled from his body (physical)! He had roamed Japan for centuries, devouring children without leaving any bones behind! Today! Surprisingly! He was attacked by two "evil gods and evil children" who looked like human cubs and were even more terrifying than him!
With cat's twine! Tied up into a holiday gift?! With a bow?!
"Ahhh!" (Silent cry)
It completely gave up on treatment. Its evil spirit dissipated and it collapsed into a huge ball of gray wool with no desire to live. It allowed Xiaoguang to turn it into a "little crab", a "five-pointed star", a "dog bone"... pink bubbles popped up, which was the air leaking from its broken dignity as an evil god.
The twins were having a lot of fun, muttering to themselves:
"Evil Qi flexibility... meets the standard."
"Tensile strength... acceptable."
“Plasticity…excellent.”
"Comprehensive Assessment: Grade A Practice Yarn (Evil Special Edition)."
Tianxiegui: “…” He was completely withdrawn, and the pink bubbles on his body popped even more happily.
..........
Fun 2 - "The scene where the "True Dragon Emperor" certification of the vengeful spirit of De Chong failed"
De Chong's vengeful spirit, this "smart guy" who has just been infused with the power of the restraint system and whose mind is full of "the emperor has been reborn, and destiny is upon me", is thinking about finding a soft persimmon to squeeze and add fuel to the fire of his new job.
It immediately fell in love with the "big lizard" (Zhulong Yu Wenjin) in the distance that was as big as a mountain and glowing with golden light. It thought that this thing was big and would be impressive to fight!
It straightened its "Emperor's Garment," which was conjured from resentment and embroidered with chrysanthemum patterns and was severely faded. It cleared its throat, assumed a self-righteous and arrogant attitude, and spoke to Zhulong in the universal language of the universe with a Japanese accent:
"Hey! You golden-scaled worm! I am the reincarnation of the Great and Virtuous Emperor! I obey the will of Heaven! I hold the power of destiny! Submit to me now and offer your Dragon Essence, and you will be spared from death!"
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