My ex-boyfriend is looking forward to my bankruptcy

"it is good."

The answer was unexpected. Shi Jun thought he had heard it wrong and stared at him with suspicion.

"What did you say?"

"Didn't you ask me to go to bed and hold you? I said yes." Mu Jingyan looked at him jokingly, "I agreed. Are you very happy?"

Happy? He wasn't happy at all, he was totally terrified!

Once again, things did not develop as he had imagined. Shi Jun adjusted his expression and smiled flatteringly at Mu Jingyan.

"I was just joking. Haven't you eaten yet? Come downstairs and eat."

Mu Jingyan put away the playful look on his face and looked serious.

"I never joke around, and...I hate people who joke around the most!"

"......", Shi Jun felt like he was going crazy!

What do you mean by never joking and hating people who joke the most? It's obvious that you only act according to your own ideas and have no rules at all.

Neither soft nor hard methods worked, Shi Jun simply closed his eyes and chose to ignore it!

In the air, there was the rustling sound of clothes being taken off, followed by the sound of the bathroom door next door being opened and closed.

Shi Jun felt his heart shrinking and sinking little by little.

After a while, there was the sound of the bathroom door being opened and closed again, and the refreshing fruity scent came from far away.

"Pretending to sleep again."

Hearing a sneer, and feeling the bed beside him collapse, Shi Jun gritted his teeth and opened his eyes.

The man was shirtless, his chin supported by one hand, looking at him sideways.

The two looked at each other, and Shi Jun immediately lowered his eyes.

"Uncle Mu, I'm injured and need to rest. Can you sleep in another bedroom?"

"Uncle Mu?" The man spoke very slowly, smacking his lips. "Don't mention it, that name is quite exciting to hear you yell it when we're doing it."

"Next time you do it, just yell like that, and I promise to give you my all."

"You... (Is your brain possessed by sperm?)"

The swear words were out of control and almost came out of his mouth. Shi Jun gritted his teeth, put on a well-behaved look, and explained.

"Uncle Mu, since Mr. He and Mr. Mu are brothers, we can't mess up our generations."

Mu Jingyan smiled faintly and touched his nose with his index finger: "No, this name is just a hobby between the two of us and has nothing to do with anyone else."

What a dog's interest, it would be strange if he did it with him again!

It doesn’t make sense, it doesn’t make sense at all, just go to sleep.

Shi Jun closed his eyes, but could still feel the burning gaze of the man beside him.

He had no choice but to count the sheep silently in his mind. When he counted to the nineteenth sheep, he suddenly heard a very light whistle in his ears, with a hissing tone.

Shi Jun tried his best to focus on the sheep, but his brows were getting tighter and tighter.

Mu Jingyan put away his whistle and gently bit his earlobe.

"How's it going? Do you want to pee now? Can I help you?"

One hand wrapped around his waist, and Shi Jun opened his eyes and glared at him.

"Uncle Mu, please respect yourself!"

The previously bloodless cheeks were now tinged with a faint blush.

He moved his hand on his waist downwards and said with a malicious look.

"Uh."

His body trembled slightly, and the color of Shi Jun's lips, which were bitten by him, became even paler.

"Let go."

Mu Jingyan reluctantly moved his hand to his heart.

"That's right."

Then comes the mouth.

“It’s all my fault.”

"roll……"

Shi Jun closed his eyes again. Perhaps he didn't need to look for a sharp weapon anymore. Sooner or later, he would be angered to death by Mu Jingyan.

The air fell into silence, and Shi Jun felt as if he had been bewitched. The whistle just now lingered in his ears for a long time.

"Is Mr. He still down there? Go and ask him to come up."

"I left early," Mu Jingyan said casually, "You have something to say? Tell me, I'll help you."

Time passed by minute by minute, and he really couldn't delay any longer.

Shi Jun stared at the ceiling with a fearless expression.

"Go get the things from the bathroom. I need to use them."

"what?"

Mu Jingyan pretended to be stupid. Shi Jun turned his head to look at him and caught a glimpse of his smug smile with the corners of his lips raised.

Despicable, this guy is really despicable!

Shi Jun stared at him with eyes full of anger.

"Mu Jingyan, you..."

People have three urgent needs. Mu Jingyan stopped joking with him, touched his lips with his index finger, and got up from the bed in an instant.

"Okay, I understand. I'll go get it now. You know, I've been waiting for you to ask me for this favor for so long that the flowers are almost wilted."

Under the quilt, the fingertips gently caressed... Shi Jun felt humiliated and closed his eyes and bit his lips.

On the other hand, Mu Jingyan acted calm and composed, and even spoke nonsense.

"Don't get angry, and don't react. I'm just trying to make things smoother for you."

Smooth? Smooth as hell, you must be trying to make him suffer from constant "booing"!

After several confrontations, although Shi Jun thought so in his heart, he did not dare to say it out loud easily.

He could never get any advantage from that mad dog Mu Jingyan.

When Mu Jingyan came out of the bathroom again, he was holding a basin and a towel.

Shi Jun looked at him warily: "Mr. He has already wiped my body."

"Ok, I know."

Mu Jingyan put down the basin, curled the corner of his lips, and pointed somewhere on his body.

“I only wipe there.”

"..."

Thanks to Mu Jingyan, the mad dog, Shi Jun did not fall into the sadness of missing his mother before falling asleep.

The main thing was that as soon as he calmed down, Mu Jingyan pounced on him like a mad dog.

As a result, he was always thinking about how to fight and counter his moves.

In the morning, as soon as Shi Jun opened his eyes, Mu Jingyan's entire face was pressed against his.

"woke up?"

Faced with such a terrible thing as soon as he opened his eyes, Shi Jun pondered for a moment, trying his best to speak naturally and politely.

"Uncle Mu, don't you have to go to the company?"

"No, the company is feeling very suppressed right now, so I might as well use you to relieve my boredom and have some free time."

He was using him to entertain himself and treating him as a pet. Shi Jun couldn't help but roll his eyes at him.

"You deserve it. Who told you to say those things to the reporters? I'd better let Difeng suppress you until you go bankrupt."

"that is not..."

At that time, it was a friend who was drunk and contacted the reporters on his behalf, and those reports were indeed his true thoughts.

Mu Jingyan couldn't refute it, and walked towards the bedroom door mid-sentence: "The doctor is on the way. I'll ask Auntie to bring the porridge."

Mr. He drank too much last night and stayed in the guest room.

When Mu Jingyan was feeding Shi Jun porridge, Mr. He followed Mu's father and the doctor into the bedroom.

"Junjun, how are you feeling today? Are you feeling better?"

Shi Jun glanced at Mu Jingyan, whose face had turned cold, then glanced at the three of them one by one and answered softly.

"Well, Uncle Mu is very good at taking care of people. Can you arrange someone else for me so that I don't have to bother Uncle Mu anymore?"

Mu Jingyan fed him a mouthful of porridge, raised his eyebrows, and looked teasing.

"Do you think others would agree to sleep with you in bed? Or to kiss you and feed you medicine?"

Without waiting for the other three people in the room to recover, Mu Jingyan added lightly.

"It's not easy for workers, so don't make things difficult for them. If you are really worried about my hard work, when you are better, you can give me more benefits."

"Mu Jingyan, you keep whistling in my ear, and you still want benefits?" The other three didn't count the good and bad words, but didn't Mu Jingyan count? Shi Jun couldn't help but get angry, "Your face is on your butt, can't you see how thick your skin is?"

"Well, I can't really see my own butt, but..."

Mu Jingyan suddenly stopped talking. Although his eyes were full of smiles, Shi Jun knew that he was not holding back his fart well.

Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, Shi Jun wanted to tear him apart on the spot.

"I've seen yours. It's so white! So bouncing! So curvy!"