Zongman: Flandre's Room at the Beginning

The two of them didn't check the chat group all day. No one tagged them, and there were no tasks or anything like that in the group. It was quite peaceful.

It wasn't until the next morning that the two opened the chat group and took a look.

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Good morning, children.]

【(Comic) Hirasawa Yu: Ah, the group leader has appeared. 】

[(Magic Index) Saten Ruiko: Two newcomers arrived yesterday!]

[(Eman) Izumi Sagiri: Hello...]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Don't be too formal. Just treat everyone in the group as family.]

[(Eman) Izumi Sagiri: Phew! It's great that the group leader is so easy to talk to.]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: Group leader, greetings to you.]

[(Group Leader) Yan Yanyan: Hmm...]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Hmm?]

[(Group Leader) Yan Yanyan: @Traveler No. 2, who is this? Do you recognize him?]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: This name...]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: @Araragi Reizuki, do you know Araragi Karen and Araragi Tsukihi? ]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: Those are my two younger sisters, what's wrong? ]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: Snap! Snap! Snap! (Clapping)]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: Wonderful! If my guess is correct, this person's original name should be Araragi Koyomi.]

Araragi Reizuki: I heard someone say that if a boy is born, this is the name to give him... Have you seen the anime about us?

[(Fantasy Township) Traveler No. 2: Yeah, in the Monogatari series, all the stories started when you met Kiss-Shot.]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: By the way, have you met that legendary vampire now?]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: You know it after all...]

[(Blue) Hoshino Kotori: Uuhei~! This reaction is correct, it must have happened to him.]

[(Fantasy Township) Traveler No. 2: How about this? I'll show you a particularly unforgettable clip.]

[(Fantasy Township) Traveler No. 4: (Video.mp)]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki:? ]

When you click on the video, you will see Araragi Koyomi. This clip is the one where he rushes over like a BT and picks up Mayoi Hachikuji from a distance.

[(Eman) Izumi Sagiri: ...]

[(Comprehensive Anime) Hirasawa Yu: ...]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: This abstract thing...is it really me?]

[(Fantasy Township) Traveler No. 2: No doubt, yes, and you are a true lolita con.]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: I can't possibly be that kind of person!!!]

Hirasawa Yu: Okay, okay, we talked about this yesterday. There are always differences between anime and reality, so don't take everything seriously.

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: That's true, even the genders are different, so just use it as a reference.]

[(Eman) Izumi Sagiri: Uh...]

[(Emang) Izumi Sagiri: So is it Sister Reizuki or Brother Reizuki? ]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: Sagiri-chan, I'm a girl?]

[(Sword) Kiritani Kazuko: Well! Didn't they already do a live broadcast yesterday? We tricked them into doing it.]

[(Magic Brigade) Irena: What are you talking about? What do you mean by "fudge"? We're clearly helping new members get familiar with the group functions, so how can we be so rude?]

[(Sword) Kiritani Kazuko: Ah, right, right! ]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Um...neither of us checked the group yesterday. What on earth were you doing?]

[(Magic Journey) Irena: It's nothing~! Seriously, this is what I, the great Gray Witch, say, so you must believe me.]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: It's because you said it that people are suspicious.]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: @平泽忧, let's let our cute and well-behaved Xiaoyou tell us what's going on.]

[(Light voice) Hirasawa Yu: Ahaha? Actually...]

After a while, after understanding what had happened, Yan Yanyan brought Wang Lin to Irena without hesitation.

"Yes! Miss Irena."

"Huh? Haha... I can explain..."

"No need to say more. I'll treat everyone to zongzi later. Come and help."

"Huh? What?"

Hearing these words suddenly, Irena didn't react for a moment, but she soon understood.

"I'll prepare the candied dates, Wang Lin will prepare the glutinous rice, and as for you... just prepare the rice dumplings!"

"What are zong leaves?"

"reed!"

"Ahaha, um...can I prepare candied dates?"

Breaking out in a cold sweat, Irena tried to escape, but Yan Yanyan grabbed her and carried her away.

"Today I must teach you a lesson and make you change your scumbag ways."

"Tonic medicine!!!"

[(Fantasy Township) Traveler No. 2: We apologize for giving the two newcomers a bad experience.]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: But it's okay, we'll start correcting Irena right now.]

[(Group Leader) Yan Yanyan: Wait a few days, and a brand new Irena will appear before you. At least she'll be more elegant and less contemptuous than she is now.]

[(Blue) Hoshino Kotori: Uh... that kind of scene is a bit hard to imagine.]

[(Story) Araragi Reizuki: I don't mind it that much... It doesn't have to be that serious.]

[(Eman) Izumi Sagiri: Yes, Miss Irena was the first person to speak to us after we joined the group.]

[(Group Leader) Yan Yanyan: Oh? In that case, forget about the punishment.]

[(Magic Brigade) Irena: Huh! I was so scared! I thought I was going to be punished until I died.]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2:? ]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan:? ]

[(Gensokyo) Traveler No. 2: No, no, no, we didn't think about that. Is this what you were expecting?]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Yes.]

[(Magic Brigade) Irena: How is that possible? Don't talk nonsense, I'm not disappointed or anything.]

[(Group leader) Yan Yanyan: Okay, okay, disappointed, right?]

[(Group Leader) Yan Yanyan: Then there will be no punishment. Now it's time for rewards. Are you happy?]

[(Magic Brigade) Irena: Hehehe...]

[(Sword) Kiritani Kazuko: This person... is beyond saving.]

[(Battle) Itsuka Shiori: Indeed.]

[(Magic Index) Saten Ruiko: Haha... How long will it take you? ]

[(Gensokyo) Time Traveler No. 1: Just adjust the time flow rate. If you're setting it... let's say 1:. She should be back in a few minutes.]

[(Magic Brigade) Irena: Eh? How much...?]