Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"Don't be sad, Fatty, there will be some special items," Jiang Shen said to Fatty Wang, looking at his emo expression.

Fatty Wang: "Don't say anymore. You're making me even more upset. I'm an antique dealer, and I don't even have a top-selling item!"

"Wu Xie's shop is full of fake goods!" Jiang Shen said. There was no other way. In order to comfort the fat man, he could only pull Wu Xie out and compare him with Fatty Wang!

Wu Xie: No, you can comfort me if you want. Why drag me out and whip my corpse for no reason?

Jiang Shen: Do you have any objections?

Wu Xie: ...

Pan Zi looked at his young master with some sympathy. There wouldn't be another person in the Nine Gates who could run a business like this, right?

Seeing that Fatty Wang was still emo, Jiang Shen continued, "Fat Brother, even though you didn't find the best item, you still got a commission. Wu Xie still paid for this trip."

He Yuan&: [Wu Xie: Am I just a part of your play?

Zeng Zhenzhen: [Wu Xie: There's no need to base the fat guy's happiness on my pain, right?]

Fatty Wang suddenly felt that he was not that pitiful. There was more than one tomb in the world. If he dug a few more, he might find the perfect treasure. However, this was the first time he had seen someone pay for something at his own expense!

Okay, Fatty Wang is no longer emo, and Wu Xie has become autistic!

Jiang Shen looked at the withdrawn Wu Xie, already debating whether he should go and comfort him. If he didn't, his conscience wouldn't let him. After all, he'd hurt Wu Xie, so comforting him was the right thing to do. But if he did, he'd start to feel a bit annoyed. He'd feel like a kindergarten teacher on the first day of school, coaxing this one and that one!

Ye Yu: [Host, stop struggling and comfort her! If you don't comfort her now, it will be too late!]

Jiang Shen: ...

Jiang Shen took a deep breath and stuffed something into Wu Xie's hand.

Wu Xie looked at the bracelet in his hand in confusion. Why did it look so familiar?

Jiulou: [So, between trying to fool people and losing money, the anchor chose to lose money?]

Poetry expresses aspirations: [It's okay, it seems the host stole that thing from Wu Sansheng last time. The wool comes from the sheep, no big deal, I'll just have to steal it from Wu Sansheng again next time!]

Yue Bei: [Wu Sansheng: I really will thank you!]

Secretly hugging a black bear: [It's okay, Lao Deng will disappear in the later stages anyway, so his wealth won't be of much use. It's better to let the anchor take it all and give it to Hua Ye as payment!]

User 809: [Upstairs, I think this is possible! Streamer, please take a look at the suggestions above!]

I have always been a moral person: [However, is Wu Sansheng's family wealth enough to pay off his debts?]

The Big Monster Who Loves to Hit Beans: [It seems like... it's probably not enough, right? 302.6 billion in debt, even if the Wu family were sold, they wouldn't be able to pay it off, right?]

The God of Luck looked at me: […So, Master Hua is still going to make a fortune?]

Xingxi Diemeng: [Theoretically, that's correct...]

Wu Sansheng looked at the bracelet on Wu Xie's hand, his eyes twitched, and then his mood calmed down all of a sudden. Anyway, it would be in the hands of Wu's family, so he would just snatch it away when the time comes. At most, he would give Wu Xie a compensation of hundreds of thousands.

If Wu Xie could hear his third uncle's thoughts, he would probably have buried him early!

"A Jiang," Fatty Wang looked at the bracelet on Wu Xie's hand and looked at Jiang Shen eagerly.

"Don't look at me. I only have this thing, and I snatched it from the Third Master of the Wu family. As for other antiques and other things, I asked the boss to help me sell them!" Jiang Shen turned his head away, not looking at Fatty Wang: "The most valuable thing I have on me right now is the RPG. If you want, I can give you one!"

Fatty Wang: "Forget it! I don't want to go in yet!"

Suddenly, a small red bug flew out. Jiang Shen listened to the 000 explosive prompt sound in his mind, and he felt like his brain was about to explode.

Holding Wu Xie in one hand and the fat man in the other, he threw them directly into the Tianxin stone powder on the ground. The two of them took advantage of the inertia of Jiang Shen's throw and rolled several times in the stone powder!

"A Jiang, next time you want us to run, can you tell us so we don't have to throw it away?" Fatty Wang felt like his waist was about to break.

Jiang Shen: "This thing protects against Hydras! Also, after rolling, quickly climb up!"

When Fatty Wang heard this, he rolled several times in the pile of powder.

Wu Xie followed suit and rolled around in the pile of stone powder, making sure his entire body was covered with Tianxin stone powder.

Jiang Shen looked at the two men's quick and decisive movements, and he just couldn't believe it. Could they be chased like dogs by the corpse beetles?

Da Kui finally killed the Corpse Turtle King, but was shot dead by Wu Sansheng.

"Apply stone dust and climb up the Hydra cypress!"

Wu Sansheng finished speaking, then rolled neatly in the powder and scrambled upwards. Hei Xiazi and the younger brother also rolled neatly in the powder and climbed up the Hydra cypress.

Jiang Shen sprinkled a handful of stone powder on himself and then climbed up the Hydra cypress.

Jiang Shen thought that with the Tianxin Stone Powder, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang had crawled ahead for a while, so even if there were corpse turtles chasing them, they wouldn't be chased like dogs! But the facts proved that one or two unlucky people are not scary, but when unlucky people gather together, the degree of unluckyness is doubled!

A large number of corpse turtles crawled out directly from the gaps in the branches of the Hydra cypress. The place where Fatty Wang and Wu Xie were was simply the hardest hit area by the corpse turtles!

Jiang Shen: No, I've already done my best to help them avoid the risks! How could they still be so unlucky?

Xiaoyu 4: [Oh my god! No, how can someone be so unlucky?]

Zi Meng: [The other unlucky ones get together, either they all get unlucky, or they double the odds to make a positive. What is this? Super double? You can't play Landlord like this, right?]

"What are you standing there for? Hurry up and get up! You two want to stay and feed the corpse turtles, right?" Jiang Shen looked at the two guys who were fighting with the corpse turtles and didn't know what to say.

Jiang Shen glanced at the branches of the Hydra cypress above and silently estimated the weight of Wu Xie and Fatty Wang.

Jiang Shen tapped a thick branch with his toes and jumped directly to Wu Xie's side, grabbing Wu Xie's belt.

"A Jiang!" Wu Xie screamed,

"Shut up! If you say another word, I will throw you down and smash you into a puddle of mud! It will be just right as food for the corpse beetles." Jiang Shen just finished speaking, and lightly tapped the Hydra cypress under his feet, and flew up a bit!

"Isn't this the legendary Qinggong?" Pan Zi looked at Jiang Shen with some envy and said,

"Don't worry about this for now, just climb quickly! Do you really want to stay and be food for the corpse turtles?" Wu Sansheng increased his climbing speed.

When Jiang Shen was about to reach the exit, he threw Wu Xie directly upwards. As for where he was thrown, Jiang Shen didn't know!

When Jiang Shen went down again, he only heard a scream.

Wandering Jun Yingcao: [I suddenly feel a bit sorry for Wu Xie's troubled butt. First he got hit by the host, then he landed on his butt when he fell into the pit, and now he landed on his butt again when he was thrown up!]

Evinos: [Butt: I won't follow you in my next life!]

Jiang Shen quickly came to the side of Fatty Wang who was climbing up with a grin on his face.

"Collar or belt, you choose!"

Fatty Wang: "Can I not choose?"

"Then use your belt! I'm afraid I'll strangle you to death if I grab your collar," Jiang Shen said. He grabbed the vines of the Hydra Cypress with one hand and Fatty Wang's belt with the other, and started to move forward while carrying him. But his speed was obviously much slower than when he was carrying Wu Xie.

"Fatty, after we go back this time, I will personally watch you lose weight! If you gain weight again, I will cut off your fat flesh and feed it to the dogs!" Jiang Shen threw Fatty Wang up with difficulty and climbed up himself.

After Jiang Shen climbed up, he lay directly on the ground!

After Hei Xia Zi climbed up, he went directly to the nearby mercenary camp and took the other people's gasoline and poured it on the Hydra cypress. After pouring it, he lit a lighter and threw it down.

In an instant, flames shot up into the sky!

"Jiang Jiang, hurry down the mountain," Hei Xiazi said.

"Five thousand, carry me down, I have no strength left!" Jiang Shen stretched out his hand,

Hei Xiazi: "Ten thousand,"

Jiang Shen: "Deal!"

Black Bear: It’s too little!

The group went down the mountain as quickly as possible. When Jiang Shen woke up, there was only Pan Zi by his side!

"Master Jiang, you're awake," Pan Zi said.