Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"What do you mean I have bad luck? It's obviously the tomb owner who is too treacherous, right?" Wu Xie tried to defend himself.

When Fatty Wang heard what Wu Xie said, he almost laughed. This kid still has no clear understanding of his own identity.

"Innocent, your nickname can be Innocent, but you must not be naive! Who are we? Tomb robbers! The owners of these tombs are guarding against tomb robbers like us, otherwise why would they set up so many traps? Are they bored?" Fatty Wang held his forehead with his hand. He finally understood how Hei Xia Zi and the others felt.

Wu Xie: ...

"What Fatty said is right, but not entirely. At least, we can give up on going to the temple to worship. After all, with your physical condition, I'm afraid that the big Buddha above will collapse as soon as you hit your head! By then, I won't be able to afford the compensation even if I sell you!" Jiang Shen also jumped down from the temple.

"What physique?" Fatty Wang was confused. Why had he never heard of it?

"Strange!" Jiang Shen said, "The elders in Wu Xie's family should know about this. It was calculated by the Eighth Master of the Nine Gates. They named you Wu Xie to suppress the evil in you. I guess they forgot your last name when they named you, so this evil attribute hasn't been suppressed at all!"

Wu Xie: Why don’t I know?

Mu Zicong: [I think, with the Wu family's surname and the given name Wu Xie, we're thankful they don't have any more buffs!]

Nian Nian Nian Chu: [Upstairs, is there a possibility that this buff has already been stacked?]

It’s Nian Nian: [……]

"Get up! Don't sit on the ground anymore. Your uncle Lao Deng is probably somewhere in the corner right now!" Jiang Shen stretched out his hand to Wu Xie and pulled him up from the ground.

Wu Xie patted his butt with a grin, "It's okay, it's just my Third Uncle, that old fox. Even if I die, he might not die!"

As soon as Wu Xie finished speaking, a rustling sound was heard, and a large number of dead turtles poured out like a tide. At first glance, it was clear that it was a lethal dose!

The Moon Is Not a Caged Bird: [Wait a minute, isn't Wu Xie's physique a bit weird? Isn't this Crow Mouth from Fatty Wang?]

Mutsuno: [Is it possible that if these two were put together, the things in the tomb would stick to the surface without anyone saying anything?]

Misty rain and stars come into my dream: [Corpse turtle: Xiangxiang (Wu Xie), stick with me!]

Shiva Ashla: [Upstairs, I think changing it to: "Monster in the Tomb: Xiangxiang (Wu Xie), Tietie!" is more appropriate!]

Ye Yu: [I feel like Wu Xie is like a walking Tang Monk in the tomb. All sorts of weird things are rushing to cling to him! Of course, I don't know if this clinging is fatal.]

Jiang Shen looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, then glanced at the dead turtles that kept crawling over, and suddenly felt that what the audience in the live broadcast room said actually made damn sense!

"What are you standing there for? Run!" Jiang Shen pulled Wu Xie with one hand and Fatty Wang with the other, and ran as fast as he could, as if there was a ghost chasing him!

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang also reacted and started running.

Jiulou: [Not bad! Heiye's teaching quality is still guaranteed. These two run faster than rabbits, right?]

We Are Brothers: [Is the quality of Hei Xia Zi's teaching guaranteed? The quality of the two Tibetan Mastiffs the host requisitioned from the Wu family is guaranteed!]

Beiya·My: [Tibetan Mastiff? Didn’t the host play two Tibetan Mastiffs chasing them when they were training?]

Only money and flowers can't be let down: [Yes, it looks like the guy upstairs is new, right? At that time, the host saw Wu Xie and Fatty Wang couldn't get up to speed, so in a fit of rage, he got two Tibetan Mastiffs from the Wu family. To maximize the effectiveness of the Tibetan Mastiffs, the host had Hei Xia Zi starve them before letting them out to chase them. And when they were training, he tied a chicken leg to their backs! Don't you think the Tibetan Mastiffs would chase like crazy?]

Li Luan: [No, who came up with such a mean trick?]

My just wants to go crazy: [The anchor is responsible for the idea, and Hei Xia Zi implements it. If we didn't know that the anchor and Hei Xia Zi have no relationship, we would all suspect that the anchor and Hei Xia Zi are brothers who have been separated for many years.]

Pingxie Heihuawan: [One wicked person is nothing to be afraid of, but if these two wicked people are put together, they will be a wicked bunch that will burst into flames!]

"Fuck! There's no way out!" Fatty Wang looked at the dead end in front of him, feeling somewhat desperate.

"Calm down, calm down. Don't panic when encountering anything!" Jiang Shen looked at the dense pile of turtle corpses in front of him, took out the talisman very calmly, and threw it forward. A sea of ​​fire immediately burned up.

There was a burst of crackling sounds, and Wu Xie and Fatty Wang stared at the sea of ​​fire in front of them in a daze.

"Come on! Since we're all friends, I'll give you a 50% discount. I just sent out ten tickets, totaling 400,000. Who's going to pay?" Jiang Shen took out the POS machine and placed it in front of the two of them.

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang exchanged glances and pointed at each other: "Him!"

The next second, Wu Xie started to play the victim!

"A Jiang, you know me well! My pockets are cleaner than my face now. If you hadn't taken me to Panjiayuan to pick up bargains, I wouldn't even be able to afford the equipment to go to the tomb! I was also cheated a lot by the black blind man during training. I'm really poor! I just want to make some money by going to the tomb this time!" Wu Xie almost cried.

Wang Pangzi got anxious when he heard this, "A Jiang, you know me. I'm already 30 years old and still don't have a wife. I have to save money to get married!

"I'm not really rich, but I didn't say I'm really rich. Those two uncles are really poor! If the two masters of the Wu family are unwilling to give, you can get your money back by beating them up, right?"

"No, Fatty, if my two uncles heard what you said, aren't you afraid that they would drown you in the West Lake to feed the turtles?" Wu Xie couldn't help but speak. After all, they were his two uncles.

Fatty Wang said leisurely, "Don't you expect your second and third uncles to get beaten at the same time?"

Wu Xie: I’m quite excited. What should I do?

A faint voice sounded, "Young Master San."

Fatty Wang was shocked when he heard this. "Holy shit! Tiannai, are we seeing a ghost?"

Wu Xie was already panicking. Could his physique really be that weird? Could he encounter ghosts even without doing anything?

Nuan Yang Yang: [Hiss! In Fat Mom's eyes, Wu Xie's weird buffs are probably already fully stacked!]

Jiang Shen listened to the familiar voice, and with a frown on his face, he hit Wu Xie and Fatty Wang, giving each of them a hairy chestnut.

"Is it possible that this is a person? Or an acquaintance?" Jiang Shen said, pulling away the vines on the wall behind everyone, revealing a hole. In the hole sat Pan Zi with a pale face.

Seeing this, Wu Xie and Fatty Wang hurriedly helped the man out of the cave.

Fatty Wang took out a medical kit from his backpack, and together with Wu Xie, they applied medicine to Pan Zi.

Chu Yuan Lu Mn: [Host, there seems to be a dead turtle in Pan Zi's stomach! Bandaging it like this could be fatal, right?]

Jiang Shen took a look at the comments and immediately spent points to start a human body scan.

Jiang Shen: [Don't worry, no, I just did a body scan, and everything is normal inside his body!]

After Pan Zi's wound was treated, Wu Xie began to question Pan Zi, and the first thing he said was the familiar question: "Where is my third uncle?"

Next, Pan Zi repeated the words Wu Sanxing had taught him to Wu Xie.

After hearing this, Wu Xie became even more worried about Wu Sansheng's safety. After all, it was his uncle who raised him. Although he always cheated him and defrauded him of his money, he was still his uncle after all. As a nephew, how could he not worry?

Heavenly Lord Zhenwu Demon Subduing Emperor: [So, Wu Xie just blindly believed Pan Zi's words? Where's his heart? Has he fed the dog?]

Call me a CP, you're all bets: [Upstairs, calm down. Young people need to stumble a little to learn from their mistakes. Streamer, please give Wu Xie some strength when you get back, thank you! Let Hei Xia Zi give Wu Xie a hard time! Ideally, something that will teach him a lesson!]

Jiang Shen replied to the comments in the livestream room with a cold face: [Don't worry, even if you don't tell me, I'll go back and teach him a lesson!]