Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

Jiang Shen saw this comment and didn't forget to play a pitiful role: [Points are something you should save and spend. I still need to heal Hei Xiazi's eyes, and I still need to make a puppet to help my brother guard the bronze gate! Brother, points really don't last long!]

I push people who are beautiful and thin-waisted, easily pushed down: [Host, stop playing the victim, we understand, brothers and sisters! Small gifts! ]

Jiang Shen looked at the gifts filling the screen and felt that his wounds were no longer so painful.

Jiang Jiang doesn't love Jiang: [Host, there's a big black rat peeking at you from behind the crack of the door!]

Naive Shatou: [Host, it's a good thing you didn't speak just now. You were communicating with us through brain waves the whole time! Otherwise, we'd be screwed!]

"The big black rat outside, if you want to see it, just come in and look openly. If you keep lying there, I will make you go from half-blind to completely blind!" Jiang Shen said to the door.

Hei Xia Zi pushed open the door with a guilty conscience. "I saw that your door was not closed tightly. I just wanted to see if you could help me with anything."

"Do you believe what you said?" Jiang Shen rolled his eyes at Hei Xia Zi. "If you have something to say, just say it. If not, get out of here!"

"Did the mute fight with you?" Although Hei Xia Zi asked a question, he used an affirmative tone.

"Isn't it obvious? The boss wouldn't pick a fight with me just because he's full. If you took them running at that time, who else could beat me except that face-palmed guy named Zhang?" Jiang Shen looked at Hei Xia Zi with an expression that said, "Are you an idiot?"

"Don't you still have talismans?" Hei Xia Zi said. In fact, he didn't quite understand. With the talismans in Jiang Shen's hand, he shouldn't be beaten like this by a mute, right?

"My talisman is ineffective against him," Jiang Shen said, gritting his teeth. "The talisman is ineffective, but that doesn't mean other things are useless, right? At worst, I can just go back to my old job!"

Touge: [The host almost bit his back teeth off!]

Huahua Wants to Be Happy: [Host, calm down. After all, this guy is the soul of this world. It's only natural that this world gives him some cheats!]

Jiang Shen: [I have a bold idea now. Since the talisman is useless, poisoning this guy should be able to take him down, right?]

Shiheng: [Host, I advise you to be kind!]

Jiang Shen: [Just look at the abs and the Qilin tattoo that the guy had when he was unconscious. Would you like to see it?]

Peerless Salted Fish: [Look!]

Shoulder to Shoulder with the Sun: [Host, if you're short on points when dispensing potions, remember to tell us and we'll give them to you!]

Jiang Shen: You little bastards, can't I handle you perverts?

"Anything else?" Jiang Shen looked at Hei Xia Zi.

"Well, can you give me a discount on your talismans? The cheapest one is 8, which is really a sky-high price for a blind man like me!" Black Blind Man said with a smile.

After hearing what Hei Xia Zi said, Jiang Shen took out his AK and said, "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words!"

Black Blind Man: "...Well, I still have to make a training plan for them, so I'll be leaving first!"

After Hei Xia Zi finished speaking, he ran away without a trace. Before leaving, he did not forget to help Jiang Shen close the door.

Sister Sole: [Anchor, isn’t this a good idea?]

Jiang Shen: [Do you remember that time in the desert when Hei Xiazi sold Jie Yuchen a pair of compressed biscuits for 200 yuan each, and after Jie Yuchen took the money, he stole the biscuits while Jie Yuchen was sleeping?]

Sky Knight of Jinhe City: [Okay, he deserves it! Host, can you give him a raise?]

Jiang Shen: [Forget about the price increase, but I can still use the talisman to order him to do something when the time comes.]

I don't know what to name it: [Host, why isn't it written on your skill panel that you have medical skills?]

Han~~: [Right! Normally, the skill panel should show all your skills and their mastery levels. Why isn't this one there?]

Jiang Shen: [The Quick Travel Bureau has an unwritten rule: the skills learned by players in the first mission world can be used in every mission world, and they do not change with the mission world! This is also to increase the survival rate of the players!]

Sky-blasting Gang - Corpse: [Host, do you have any surprises we don't know about?]

Jiang Shen: [I have a lot of skills, too many to list right now, but I think I'm a jack of all trades! After all, my character in my first mission world was a rollicker, constantly rolling around, so I've learned a little bit of everything!]

After lunch break,

Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi were driven into the training room by Hei Xia Zi with no hope in their lives.

"The main task these days is to train your physical strength and flexibility. Now, slowly start with the splits!"

Hei Xiazi's words were like a bolt from the blue that struck the two of them.

Wu Xie turned his head with some difficulty and looked at Hei Xia Zi, "Hei Ye, are you serious?"

"What do you think?" Hei Xiazi was holding a stick in his hand. "Hurry up and move! I'm lucky I didn't ask you two to bend down right away. I'm showing mercy by letting you start with the splits! Hurry up, don't just stand there!"

Jiang Shen walked into the training room, found a corner, took out a small table, a full set of tools, and a large pile of fruits and snacks, and started to make tea around the stove in front of the three people.

Wu Xie/Fatty Wang: ...No, is it really okay for you to eat in front of us while we are training?

"Why are you looking at me? Why don't you start quickly?" Jiang Shen glanced at the two of them indifferently.

Fatty Wang and Wu Xie could only slowly start splitting.

Jiang Shen frowned as he watched the two men's movements. "Why don't you stretch your arms and legs first before you start doing the splits? Aren't you afraid of straining your ligaments?"

Wu Xie/Wang Pangzi: ...

"It's okay, these two know their limits," Hei Xia Zi unceremoniously sat down next to Jiang Shen, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and started to eat them. "Jiang Jiang, I have to say, you're quite leisurely!"

"Isn't this just boredom?" Jiang Shen propped up his chin listlessly. "Tell me, what dose of anesthetic is needed to knock that guy named Zhang down?"

Hei Xiazi looked at Jiang Shen in disbelief. "What are you talking about? Don't tell me you want to dissect a mute!"

"First of all, I'm not a pervert, and finally, vivisection is illegal!" Jiang Shen glanced at Hei Xia Zi with disdain.

Pop.Nuonuo: [Host, tomb robbing is illegal! And you killed someone!]

Jiang Shen: [Shutup!]

Bloodstained Tess - Adam: [Upstairs, please don't mess with the host's platform. If you get banned, you won't know where to cry!]

"May I ask, is there anything in this tomb-robbing business that is not illegal?" Hei Xiazi asked.

Jiang Shen: I just told the audience in the live broadcast room to shut up, and now I have to ask you to shut up too, right?

"A talisman, can you tell me?" Jiang Shen slapped a talisman on the table.

"After all, the mute and I have been brothers for so many years," Hei Xia Zi's implication was: you have to pay more!

Jiang Shen placed another one on the table. "If you keep asking for more, we'll have to practice!"

Hei Xia Zi quickly put the talisman on the table away. "If it's an anesthetic, you'll probably need to use two to four times the normal dose!"

Hei Xia Zi also reminded him, "Anesthetics are only called anesthesia in the hospital, and they are called drugs outside! The punishment for this thing is much more serious than tomb robbery!"