Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"What are you two laughing at? If you run slower, you'll be whipped! Think carefully before you laugh. It's broad daylight..." Jiang Shen glanced at the two of them.

When Wu Xie and Fatty Wang heard this, they immediately looked at Jiang Shen with resentment: "Didn't you prepare this?"

"I have another whip with barbs on it! It will make you bleed immediately after one whip. If you two want to try it, I don't mind taking it out!" Jiang Shen said as he was about to take out another whip from the space.

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang rushed over, one hugged Jiang Shen's thigh, and the other held Jiang Shen's hand.

"No, this thing is very good, no need to change it!" Wu Xie hugged Jiang Shen's thigh and said,

"A Jiang, what Tian Zhen said makes sense! Since you have taken it out, don't put it back to save you the trouble." Fatty Wang held Jiang Shen's hand.

To add: [This should be the first time these two have stood on the same line, right?]

Bubble Yog-Sothoth: [This overwhelming desire to survive! It's unparalleled!]

Rongxun Qianxi: [Am I the only one curious about what this wicked, smoking bastard Hei Xiazi will do?]

Director Guo loves to eat refrigerators: [Curiosity plus one!]

"Blind man, I'll leave these two to you," Jiang Shen looked at Hei Xiazi.

Black Blind nodded and cracked his whip, "You two, run! Although the original purpose of this whip is not very decent, but when I whip you, it still hurts."

Fatty Wang and Wu Xie immediately ran away, and Hei Xiazi rode his small motorcycle and followed slowly behind them.

Jiang Shen watched the three people gradually go away, and was about to go back to the villa to lie down for a while, but before he even stepped inside, the young man's fist came towards him, and Jiang Shen dodged it.

Jiang Shen dodged several of the younger brother's attacks and started cursing, "No, Zhang, are you sick? Did I provoke you?"

Ziqi Feixing: [Host, watch your words! Host, you can scold Hei Xiazi all you want, but he's a young man!]

Nine-Tailed Fox I Love Universe Legend: [Put all that aside for now and let's just focus on watching the guy and the anchor fight, okay? Don't you want to know the difference between them?]

Jiulou: [That makes sense!]

Jiang Shen saw that the young man didn't take out the knife, so he must be testing him.

Jiang Shen didn't hold back and started fighting with the guy. While fighting, Jiang Shen kept complaining madly:

[Fuck! What did this guy eat to grow up? His body is so flexible, so why are his muscles so stiff? This doesn't make sense! My hands hurt from all these punches!]

Watching Jiang Shen's complaints in the live broadcast room,

Ye Yu: [Host, I think this is your fault!]

Jiang Shen: [Shut up! If you keep blabbering, I'll ban you!]

Mojia Qi Ling: [Host, are you angry out of shame?]

Jiang Shen: [I was originally thinking of not letting the young man guard the bronze gate, but I think he should go!]

Feng Canhua Se and Jun Feng: [Host, you can’t afford to play!]

Jiang Shen: [Say one more thing...]

Feng Mo: [Wrong!]

Qingxi Phoenix Master: [Wrong!]

Jiang Shen: [I can't control you anymore?]

I eat, I eat, I eat, I eat loudly: [Host, if I don’t have to enter the bronze gate, does that mean I have to watch Wu Xie transform from innocent to evil emperor?]

Jiang Shen: [That seems to be the case! You can't have your cake and eat it, so it depends on whether you want the fish or the bear's paw!]

A dream from which one can never wake up: [We have given you all the points, can you take them all?]

Jiang Shen: [No!]

Jiang Shen dodged the brother's attack while replying to the live broadcast room.

"Brother, if you don't stop now, the chicken stewed with mushrooms and boiled chicken for lunch today will be gone!" Jiang Shen immediately used his ultimate move.

Young man: ...

After a while, the young man stopped and looked at Jiang Shen with suspicion, as if asking: Can you really cook?

Although Jiang Shen didn't understand the young man's eyes, he saw suspicion in them.

"My cooking skills are very good! Don't look down on me!" Jiang Shen immediately got angry.

"Blind, takeout!" the young man said indifferently,

Jiang Shen was almost pissed off. "I'm just lazy, not incapable of it!"

"No, what's with that look in your eyes?" Jiang Shen wanted to stir the wok and cook ten or eight dishes right away.

Zhiyao: [The host didn't catch us, but the guy broke our defense!]

The only thing I can't let down is money and flowers: [Stop talking! If you keep saying that, the host will poison the guy's food!]

Using a water gun and urine, he sprayed Hei Xiazi in the face: [It's okay, Qilin blood can handle it!]

Ultimate Bookworm: [I now strongly suspect that the person above is a hater of the younger brother! Someone, get him out!]

Chen Qing Di said nothing: [Do you want to look at Wu Xie? Hei Xiazi is like a landlord driving a lazy donkey to grind a millstone. Hei Xiazi has thrown away his whip and picked up a straight stick from the roadside to beat people. Now those two are screaming in pain!]

The audience in the live broadcast room turned the screen and saw Wu Xie's side.

"You two are still thinking about going down to the tomb! With your physical strength, even dogs would shake their heads when they see you! If you want to go down and serve as the staple food for the zongzi, the zongzi will despise you for your poor quality!" Hei Xiazi said, and hit Wu Xie's leg and Wang Pangzi's butt directly.

"Not all tombs have zongzi," Fatty Wang covered his butt and ran forward madly, leaving Wu Xie alone to be whipped by Hei Xiazi.

Wu Xie saw Hei Xia Zi's stick about to fall, then glanced at Fatty Wang who had run ahead, gritted his teeth and followed him.

Hei Xiazi looked at the two people who had reunited, and followed them on his motorcycle. When he saw Fatty Wang about to start walking, he hit him with his stick again.

"Yes, you're right. Not all tombs contain zongzi. But brother, can you please take a look at your size first? You can't fit through any smaller hole in a tomb with your size. If there's a zongzi chasing you from behind, and there's a small hole in front of you, which is your only way to survive, but you can't get through due to your size, you're stuck! Then you can only be the zongzi's dinner!"

As Hei Xia Zi spoke, he hit Wu Xie's calf with his stick again, "And you, not only are you lazy, but you're also thinking about slacking off! You're still thinking about going to the grave? You might as well just find a rope and hang yourself! If you hang yourself with a rope, you can leave your body intact. But if you really end up in the stomach of a zongzi, there won't even be a complete body!"

Aribati: [Heiye's mouth is like a smear of rouge, so poisonous!]

Er Pang: [It's not so bad! Compared to my system, it's just average. Hei Xiazi's mouth is smeared with red smears, but my system is smeared with a knife, and a poisoned knife at that!]

Veryannoy: [Erpang, you're really unlucky to have such a dad!]

Jiang Shen, on this side, nodded with satisfaction as he looked at the complete equipment in the kitchen and the ingredients in the refrigerator.

It's true! It's good to have a good boss. If you're a bit stingy, you can only eat instant noodles.

Wu Xie: I suspect you are pointing at me!

Jiang Shen: Be more confident and get rid of your doubts!