Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"If you put this kind of thing on the dinner table again, you'll have no snacks for the year," Xie Yuchen looked at the thing on the table. Which normal person would throw something made of human skin on the dinner table while eating?

Mu Zicong: [Hua Ye has mysophobia!]

I push people with beautiful waists and thin waists, and they are easily pushed down: [No, is Wu Xie's mentality so good? With a piece of human skin on the table, how can he still eat?]

Naive Shatou: [Look at him, he's eating without even looking up, does it look like he saw it?]

I push people with beautiful waists and are easily pushed down: [That seems to be the case!]

Wu Nai Puff: [It’s okay. When he finds out what this thing is, he probably won’t be able to eat it.]

"Boss, I think we can discuss this matter of deducting snacks," Jiang Shen immediately gave in.

Xie Yuchen: "No, next time if you throw the things you brought out of the tomb on the dinner table, it will be more than just a snack deduction!"

Jiang Shen: ...

At this moment, Wu Xie, who was busy eating, raised his head and looked at the two of them. "Isn't it just a piece of sheepskin? There's no need to make such a big deal about it, right?"

Xie Yuchen looked at his silly childhood friend and said helplessly, "Back then, sheep were used as sacrificial livestock. They probably weren't that valuable in comparison!"

"So, this picture is of human skin?" Wu Xie suddenly felt that he had no appetite.

Xie Yuchen nodded, seeing that Wu Xie had lost his appetite and Jiang Shen had almost finished eating,

"Since we've almost finished eating, let's go to the study and talk!"

Jiang Shen, who hadn't eaten yet, had a face full of question marks and just said, "I haven't..."

Before Jiang Shen could finish his words, Xie Yuchen grabbed him by the collar and dragged him directly to the study. Seeing this, Wu Xie had no choice but to follow.

Jiulou: [Is this considered forced hunger?]

Ye Yu: [It’s okay, we still have Black Blind Brand takeout!]

In the study,

Jiang Shen directly picked up the snacks on the table and started to eat them. Since he was not full with the meal, he could only use the snacks to fill his stomach!

Xie Yuchen spread the human skin picture on the table, and Wu Xie also came over curiously.

Jiang Shen was eating snacks beside them while watching the two of them studying the human skin picture, and occasionally glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room.

Cosplaying literary giant Osamu Dazai: [No, they were just looking at each other through a magnifying glass for so long, there had to be some conclusion, right? No words, just eye contact, what could they possibly be communicating?]

Desire Stars Full Garden 3 Rain Finally Flies: [Could it be telepathy? Isn't that something that only exists between twins? Can childhood friends also have it?]

Chi Chi Zai: [Can’t it just be tacit understanding?]

Only money and flowers can't be let down: [These two haven't seen each other for so many years, and after just a few meetings, they already have this tacit understanding? Are you kidding me?]

Jiang Shen: [They probably don't understand what's going on, they're just staring at each other!]

Xi Yanle: [Not really, right?]

"A Jiang, don't be idle, come and take a look," Xie Yuchen said to Jiang Shen.

Jiang Shen, who was eating snacks, had no choice but to put down the snacks in his hand and slowly moved over.

"If you don't come over soon, there will be no roast duck tomorrow!" As soon as Xie Yuchen finished speaking, Jiang Shen stood beside the desk.

Wu Xie looked at Jiang Shen beside him, and after a long while, he managed to utter a word: "Did you just teleport here? Is that a ninjutsu? Can I learn it?"

Wu Xie has already begun to imagine the scenario where his third uncle will not be able to beat him after he has learned this teleportation skill!

Jiang Shen listened to Wu Xie's words and a row of black lines appeared on his forehead. What the hell is ninjutsu?

"This is called the Magical Speed ​​Talisman! It can greatly increase your speed in a short period of time!" Jiang Shen slowly took out a talisman and waved it in front of Wu Xie's eyes, then slapped the talisman on himself. In the blink of an eye, Jiang Shen appeared on the other side of the study!

"A Jiang, are you selling this?" Wu Xie's saliva was almost dripping out.

"Sell it, 8 per piece, cash or card?" Jiang Shen directly took out the money counter and POS machine, as if letting you choose.

When Wu Xie heard this, his originally passionate heart turned cold!

"Can you give me a discount?" Wu Xie asked cautiously.

Jiang Shen: "Can I break your bones?"

Wu Xie: Petrified.

Xie Yuchen, who was standing by, didn't forget to stab Wu Xie in the heart.

"Wu Xie, Jiang Shen's talismans are not something a poor person can afford!"

Poetry Expresses Aspirations: [Wait, has Master Hua learned bad habits? Normally, wouldn't Master Hua have bought it directly for Wu Xie? What the hell is this complaint?]

Miss Yan Wan: [No, my Hua Xie is not dead either, is he? I'm going to the rooftop to relax now!]

Huizi: [Calm down, there's still Pingxie!]

It's Longyue: [I think the probability of Pingxie being the one is not high. After all, with the anchor, Butterfly, here, I guess all the couples we're supporting will be doomed!]

Gulandam from Yangyan Palace: [It's okay, I'm rooting for Wu Sansheng and Jie Lianhuan. It doesn't matter how bad they become. They won't appear in the later stages anyway, and we don't have much interaction with them. I can just imagine their relationship!]

Ting Lan: [I can't refute what you said above!]

Jiujiu Nineteen: [Actually,… I’ve also been into pairing Wu Xie with various monsters in the tomb. He runs away, and they chase him. See how good that is!]

Ye Tianyue: [This couple is both unpopular and weird! I don’t understand it, but I respect it!]

"Xiaohua, do you still have any love for your childhood friend?" Wu Xie looked at Jie Yuchen with resentment.

Xie Yuchen looked at Wu Xie's expression, then thought about the guess Jiang Shen had told him. He couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic towards Wu Xie. "Ah Jiang, give him two to play with! I'll transfer the money to your card when the time comes!"

"No," Jiang Shen refused flatly. "If he slacks off with his talisman during training, you'll help me catch him, right?"

After listening to this, Xie Yuchen gave Wu Xie a helpless look: There's nothing I can do even if he doesn't agree!

"Let's take a look at this thing first!" Xie Yuchen brought the topic back.

Jiang Shen looked at the runes on the human skin map that looked like the heavenly book, then looked at the price of the universal translator in the system mall and his own points balance, and he wanted to just give up!

As soon as I bought this universal translator, my points were immediately cleared to zero. Although the things I bought before were a bit expensive, at least I could still save some money. Now I only have a small amount left?

"Don't look at me. You are the only descendant of the Wu family in the Nine Gates, and you are the head of the Jie family. You two can't understand what I am doing. Are you two serious?" Jiang Shen chose to give up. There are so many capable people in the world. With the abilities of the Wu family and the Jie family, it is definitely not difficult to find someone who can understand. It's just a matter of spending more money.

"Aren't you the Taoist monk who moves mountains? The Taoist monk's thousands of years of heritage must know more than we do, right?" Wu Xie said.

When Jiang Shen heard this, he slapped Wu Xie on the head.

"Do you think I'm the turtle in the wishing well? Turtles in wishing wells have to put coins in! Also, who told you that the Taoist monk knows everything? When God opens a door for you, he will definitely close a window for you. People who have everything right, right time, right place, and right people will definitely not live long. I still want to live a few more years!"

Wu Xie covered the back of his head in confusion: Who am I? Where am I?

"Be gentler next time. If you really beat him up and make him stupid, how will you explain to those two old foxes from the Wu family?" Xie Yuchen looked at his childhood friend who was beaten stupidly and couldn't help but say,

Jiang Shen: "Got it. I'll be more careful next time."