Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

Everyone present was stunned by Jiang Shen's move. The black bear hiding in a tree in the distance was almost scared to fall off the tree!

Black Blind Man: No, are all kids these days this vicious? Twisting someone's head off with one hand—even a mute wouldn't be able to do that, right? Suddenly, I realized this kid had shown some mercy to me!

Jie Lianhuan, who was standing aside, felt a chill on his neck when he saw Jiang Shen's actions. He cursed Wu Sansheng, the bastard, again and again in his heart. No wonder he had to come here in his place. How could this bastard have provoked such a killer?

At this moment, Wu Sansheng, who was chewing on a box lunch in the secret room, sneezed. "A-choo! Who's talking about me behind my back? It must be that brat Wu Xie planning to steal antiques from me again! I'll give him a good lesson later!"

Wu Xie: When you are in Wu Sanju, disaster will come from the sky!

Jiang Shen slowly washed his hands and looked expressionlessly at the group of people in the mourning hall who didn't know how to live or die. "Weren't you quite talkative just now? Why are you silent?"

Shiva Ashla: [The host is awesome!]

Jiulou: [Didn’t you notice the host’s hands were trembling slightly?]

Xi Yanle: [Upstairs, now that you put it that way, it seems like...? The host's fingers are trembling a little!]

"It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding!" A middle-aged man said with an apologetic smile. He originally thought that they could tear a piece of meat off the young master of the Xie family today, but he didn't expect that the young master of the Xie family would have such a tough guy around him!

"Misunderstanding, you were so aggressive just now, but you didn't say it was a misunderstanding!" Xie Yuchen noticed Jiang Shen's trembling hands and sneered.

"Today is Master's funeral, and I don't want to kill anyone at a funeral, so please get out of here! But, you must spit out whatever you've eaten from the Hong and Jie families! Otherwise, you don't want to know what will happen to you!"

As soon as Xie Yuchen said this, the jackals who had originally tried to tear a piece of meat from the Hong family, crawled out of the Hong family's gate!

Xie Yuchen looked at the rubbish that were fleeing in panic, then turned to look at the branches of the Xie family.

"Uncles, please check the accounts in seven days! I hope your accounts are correct. Otherwise, according to the rules of the Jie family, you know what will happen!"

The side branch of the Xie family turned around and left without even daring to fart because Jiang Shen, the killer god, was next to Xie Yuchen!

"Jiezi, you still have some things to deal with here, so I won't stay any longer," Huo Xiangu stood up and said goodbye.

"Xiaohua, do you mind if I stay and have a meal with you?" Wu Sansheng said.

"Of course," Xie Yuchen did not refuse. The Wu family and the Xie family were relatives, so they were more trustworthy than the Huo family. Moreover, with Jiang Shen around, if the third master of the Wu family dared to move, he would probably be beaten so badly by Jiang Shen that even Grandma Wu wouldn't be able to recognize him!

After Jiang Shen saw everyone leave, he quickly found a place to sit down, took out a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao spray from the space and sprayed it on his hands!

"Hiss! It hurts so much! Next time, I should use this trick less often, otherwise my claws will be broken!" Jiang Shen took a breath and complained.

"Aren't you afraid that this will get out?" Wu Sansheng looked at Jiang Shen and said,

"Don't be afraid! Those who can guard the mourning hall are either confidants of the Jie family or the Hong family," Jiang Shen said calmly, "If this gets out, it means that the patriarchs of the Hong and Jie families are not capable enough, and they will become a joke!

As for you," Jiang Shen raised his eyes and looked at Wu Sansheng, "If this spread from you, I will manually sterilize Wu Xie!"

Wu Sansheng widened his eyes in disbelief. No, how could this person be so vicious?

Looking back: [Wow! What a vicious revenge!]

Ye Yu: [It's okay. Wu Xie can't have children, but I didn't say Wu Sansheng and Wu Erbai can't have children. Then the pressure of urging them to get married won't be on Wu Xie anymore!]

Jiulou: [What the above person said makes a lot of sense!]

Jiang Shen ignored Wu Sansheng's changing expression and said to Xie Yuchen, "I want to eat pork elbow!"

"Sure, enough pork elbows!" Xie Yuchen said, and directly instructed Xie Da beside him to go to the Xinyue Hotel to order pork elbows for a month!

Wu Wang Xie Yue: [Hua Ye, this is too arrogant!]

Feng Baoer: [Pork elbow, I haven't eaten it in years! Woo woo woo!]

Qianyue 3: [No, upstairs, you're still a cultivator! How come you can't even eat a pork elbow?]

Feng Baoer: [Those who practice fasting usually eat spiritual herbs, spiritual fruits, and spiritual spring water. They do eat spiritual beast meat, but it's too expensive and they can't afford it!]

Poetry expresses one's aspirations: [No, you guys are doing business with the Kuaishi Bureau, so how come you can't afford to eat meat?]

Feng Baoer: [Because we are sword cultivators! Woo woo woo!]

The destitute blind man: [Okay, no problem, it's normal for a sword cultivator to be poor!]

Mu Shi Le Nian: [Upstairs, are you polite?]

At the dinner table, Wu Sansheng and Jie Yuchen ate their meals leisurely, while Jiang Shen gnawed on his pork elbow with grunts, not even raising his head!

Miss Yan Wan: [Host, stop eating! At least listen to what they're saying!]

Jiang Shen: I don’t want to listen, you bastard!

Erpang: [Don't call me Brother Jiang. Brother Jiang tends to be selectively deaf when he's eating. Usually, 000 will automatically record the screen at this time and show it to Brother Jiang later.]

Ye Yu: [By the way, don't you find it strange? The person who originally had information about this ancient tomb didn't even enter it, but Wu Sansheng can explain it so clearly? I think the person who originally had information about the ancient tomb was brought down by a trap set by the Nine Gates!]

Feng Baoer: [Upstairs, be more confident and forget about the feeling! Although the Nine Gates don't completely monopolize the tomb-robbing business, almost all of the high-end combat power in this business is in the Nine Gates! As long as the Nine Gates don't let anyone in, there's no way for that person to get in!]

Zhiyao: [Little Brother and Black Blind Man don’t seem to be from the Nine Gates, right?]

Yan Jingliu of Shenshou Mountain: [They used to be Chenpi's buddies!]

Mu Zicong: […So the Nine Gates have mastered the monopoly game, yet it’s impossible to find fault with it.]

sishajn: [To some extent, yes!]

"From today on, Brother Jiang will be as famous as the blind man in the south and the dumb man in the north," Wu Sansheng suddenly said.

At this moment, Jiang Shen, who had eaten so much that his belly was bulging, leaned back in his chair in a very unpresentable manner and said, "Oh."

Wu Sansheng: Can’t you give some reaction?

Jiang Shen ignored Xie Lianhuan, who was pretending to be Wu Sansheng. He turned to Xie Yuchen and said, "Next, do you want my help in dealing with the Xie family's branch?"

"Well, can you draw a talisman that brings bad luck to people?" Xie Yuchen nodded.

"Yes," Jiang Shen looked at the sweet soup in front of him and suddenly lost his desire to eat. "What severity do you want? Minor injuries are injuries, falls, or teeth stuck when drinking cold water. Severe cases are car accidents or something like that. Of course, sudden cancer is also a possibility!"

"No, can this kind of thing be controlled?" Wu Sansheng felt that his worldview had been refreshed. "Why haven't I heard of it before!"

"That's because you are ignorant!" Jiang Shen said with disdain. Did he really think that his mastery of talismans was just for show?

Wu Sansheng: No, I just wanted to express my doubts. Why was I squeezed out?

"Give me fifty of each, light and heavy! If they all died suddenly, it would easily arouse suspicion!" Xie Yuchen said.

"Okay," Jiang Shen agreed immediately, then stood up and left the dining room.

"Xiaohua, what do you think of Jiang Shen?" Wu Sansheng asked.

"He's quite capable, and doesn't like to take power. He's just a bit erratic, but overall, he's quite gentle," Xie Yuchen said.

Wu Sansheng: ???

"Gentle? Does the word gentle have anything to do with this kid?" Wu Sansheng said immediately.

"Third Master, can't you look for the reason in yourself?" Xie Yuchen was speechless. There must be a cause for every effect. Doesn't he know what he has done?

Wu Sansheng (Jie Lianhuan): ...

Jiang Shen had already started drawing talismans.

Yu Xiang: [Host, how do you create different effects with the same symbol?]

Jiang Shen: [If I chat with you while drawing the talisman, the effect will be slightly worse, and the degree of bad luck will be less! If I don't chat with you, the effect will be better.]

zhyoulia: [Okay, we're the ones holding the streamer back!]

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

"Master Jiang, the snacks are here," the voice of the waiter Jie came from outside the door.

Live broadcast room barrage,

Ye Tianyue: [The Wang family has assigned a task to the anchor! I just don’t know what it is?]