Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"Master Hua, what did you call me?" Jiang Shen asked with a twitch on his lips. He had only heard this name from the old men in the Quick Travel Bureau. The problem was, those men were all his grandfather's age!

"Xiao Shen! Is there a problem? You are the youngest in the entire Xie family!" Xie Yuchen said righteously.

Jiang Shen: ...

Yan Jingliu of Shenshou Mountain: [I saw surprise on the host's face!]

"You can't possibly let me call you Master Jiang like them, right?" Xie Yuchen said, biting his back teeth.

Jiang Shen was silent for a long time. "How about you call me Ah Jiang? Only people of my grandfather's generation would call me Xiao Shen. When you call me that, my fists start to itch for some reason!"

"That's not as good as Jiang Jiang! It's both friendly and pleasant to listen to," Hei Xiazi said.

"You blind bastard, if you call me that disgusting name again, I will turn you into a blind and dumb disabled person!" Jiang Shen's fists hardened. This name reminded him of a dead demon in a certain world, who also called him that.

"Jiang Jiang," Hei Xiazi hung on Jiang Shen's shoulders as if he had no bones. "Don't be so heartless! After all, I've been through life and death with you!"

Yan Jingliu from Shenshou Mountain: [Host, beat him up! Beat him up so badly he's unrecognizable!]

Shiva Ashla: [Isn't the person above you a die-hard fan of Heiye? Doesn't your conscience hurt when you say that?]

Yan Jingliu from Shenshou Mountain: [He got stood up on Qixi Festival, where's his conscience now? Streamer, I'll give him points and beat him up!]

Jiang Shen took the time to take a look at the gift special effects on the barrage. Well, Hei Xia Zi is bound to get beaten!

Jiang Shen stretched his arms and legs and punched directly at Hei Xia Zi. Xie Yuchen tactfully stepped aside. After all, he couldn't afford to be accidentally injured by these two, so it was fine for him to just watch the fun from the side.

Black Blind Man was dodging while receiving the blows, and he didn't forget to comment: "Jiang Jiang! That's not enough strength! Use a little more force when you punch. That's right, even though you're a little short and your legs are a little short, the strength in your legs is still pretty good! You're worthy of being called the Taoist Master of Moving Mountains!"

Every word Hei Xiazi said hit Jiang Shen's sore spot.

Jiang Shen's anger level suddenly increased.

Seeing this, 000 quickly spoke up to persuade him, "Host, calm down. Impulse is the devil! Take a deep breath. Don't be angry. Host, think about our retirement plan and think about interstellar travel! Calm down! Impulse is the devil!"

000 was afraid that the host would beat Hei Xia Zi to death in a fit of rage. If that happened, the host would go to jail!

"Don't worry, I'm calm now." Jiang Shen's speed increased in an instant, and in the blink of an eye he was in front of Hei Xia Zi! He punched Hei Xia Zi in the face!

"Ah!" Hei Xiazi screamed, "You are just jealous of my good looks, so you hit me in the face on purpose!"

Hei Xiazi immediately stepped back, dodging Jiang Shen's fists and even his kick towards his younger brother. Damn, I'll have to ask the Third Master of the Wu family for more money when I get back. This could mean the end of my family lineage!

Xi Yanle: [Is Hei Xiazi's face considered disfigured? Why do I feel like it has a bit of battle-damaged beauty?]

Jiulou: [Upstairs, wait until the host punches Heiye in the face a few more times before I see if you can still say this with a clear conscience?]

Mr. Xu, who loves spicy peppers and pork intestines: [I don't think it's that serious, right? The anchor wouldn't be that cruel, right?]

Er Pang: [The requirement for the quick-transmigration game and this world is that the protagonists don't die. If the protagonist is disabled, it will affect the progress of the small world. Otherwise, according to Brother Jiang's usual style, this blind man would have been beaten to a cripple long ago!]

Ye Yu: [Er Pang is here, what's next?]

Erpang: [To know what happened next, please order a shared bike. It contains the entire story of me filing a complaint and my dad getting punished!]

Ming Zhizi: [As expected of a second-generation time traveler, his methods of amassing wealth are truly impressive!]

Erpang: [Keep a low profile.]

Erpang looked at his points balance, slumped on the sofa with a grin on his face, and didn't forget to transfer some money to Jiang Shen. He didn't care at all about his father's social disgrace after the process was exposed, nor did he care about the shame he would face in the fast-travel game!

Jiang Shen watched the black bear scurrying around the yard like a rat, and he wasn't interested in playing cat and mouse with the big black rat any more. He threw a talisman and stuck it on the black bear, and the black bear was frozen in place!

"Heiye, aren't you very good at running? Come on, run for me!" Jiang Shen's sinister voice sounded beside Heixiazi.

Black Blind Man: "I... this, that, I said this is a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

"Do you see the word idiot written on my face?" Jiang Shen pushed the man to the ground and beat him up.

Kitazawa Yexuan: [The host is so cruel!]

At this time, 000's voice rang in Jiang Shen's ears, "Anchor, there is an urgent task with a reward of points!"

"Speak," Jiang Shen said in a good mood. He had finally beaten Hei Xia Zi, and the anger that had been lingering in his heart was finally relieved.

"Well, after stripping Hei Xia Zi, the audience in the live broadcast room can enjoy Hei Xia Zi's figure!" There was uncertainty in 000's tone.

Jiang Shen: "Who's the smart guy who issued this mission? Do I have to take off his pants?"

000: "Host, do you want to listen to what tiger and wolf words you are saying?"

"Just strip it off, right? Do you want to keep the underwear?" Jiang Shen asked.

"Yes, if you take off Hei Xia Zi's pants, this live broadcast room will be closed!" 000 felt that even if he was just a string of data, he would give himself a bottle of quick-acting heart pills!

Jiang Shen: "No problem!"

After beating Hei Xia Zi, Jiang Shen started to strip Hei Xia Zi's clothes.

sishajn: [No, it's broad daylight, isn't it a bad idea for the anchor to do this? Hua Ye is still here? Aren't you afraid that Hua Ye will get stye?]

zhyoulia: [You don't care about the host's life or death at all?]

Yu Anxiao: [Don't worry, the host will get 20 points for stripping Hei Xia Zi's clothes this time! The host must be so happy right now!]

Feiyunbuxia: [Isn't that the task you posted above?]

An Xixi: [Right. After deducting the transaction fees and the platform's cut, the streamer still gets 20! I'd actually really like to see a photo of all five of the "Nenniu Wufang" team showing off their abs! But that seems pretty expensive. How about we crowdfund?]

Miss Yan Wan: [Hiss, what the above person said makes sense, but this scene has to wait until the main storyline begins! It seems like it's still a year or two away, right?]

Zui Shi Zhu Yan Ci Jing Hua Ci 〈Shu〉: [I think we can crowdfund when the time comes. One person contributing 100,000 points should be enough. Besides, the anchor should be an adult by then, right? Hahaha!]

Lanchuan Lening: [I agree!]

Erpang: [Have you asked Brother Jiang for his opinion?]

Don't wake me if you want to sleep: [I think, as long as the points are high enough, the anchor will probably be able to steal and sell even Hei Xiazi's pants!]

Crazy pervert: [What the above person said is right!]

Fortunately, Jiang Shen was trying hard to strip off Hei Xia Zi's clothes and had no time to read the barrage, otherwise, he would have stripped off Hei Xia Zi's underwear and sold it!

Hei Xia Zi was also confused by Jiang Shen's actions. After a while, Hei Xia Zi finally remembered to ask Jie Yuchen for help: "Master Hua, can you bear to watch me being raped by this brat?"

"Don't worry, he'll at most ruin your reputation, but he won't actually harm you. With your current appearance, he wouldn't be able to bring himself to do anything about it!" Xie Yuchen decisively chose to stay out of the matter. His instincts told him that if he dared to plead for Hei Xia Zi, he would be stripped too.

After a while, Jiang Shen stripped Hei Xia Zi down to only his underwear.

In order to allow the sponsors in the live broadcast room to appreciate it more comprehensively, Jiang Shen specially posed for Hei Xia Zi in a few ways.

For a moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped moving, and it took a long time before a barrage appeared.

Open the coffin and raise the corpse: [As the saying goes, red beans grow in the south, and the male model emerges from the stolen pen!]