Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

Jiulou: [Host, why do I feel like Wu Xie just gave your words some serious consideration?]

Super Enchanting Female Cockroach: [Be more confident and let go of your feelings. To some extent, sterilization is already the best option for avoiding blind dates. The very reason Wu Erbai arranged a blind date for Wu Xie was to get him to carry on the Wu family line. Once sterilized, carrying on the family line would be essentially impossible, so the blind date would be meaningless. Killing two birds with one stone!]

Luca Baby: [Anchor, please be careful! If Wu Xie is really persuaded by your words and goes to the hospital for a vasectomy, Wu Erbai will probably kill you at all costs!]

Jiang Shen: [Don't worry, even if Wu Xie wants to get a vasectomy, I won't offer him the conditions. Believe it or not, as soon as the signal is touched, Wu Sansheng will immediately send a text message to Wu Erbai. Do you think Wu Erbai won't fly over overnight to capture this person when it concerns the fourth generation of the Wu family?]

Qianyue 3: [It seems so! But if that's the case, Wu Sansheng will definitely not escape three beatings.]

"Have you two finished arguing?" Jiang Shen glanced at the few remaining melon seeds in his hand and asked, "Is there still a problem that hasn't been resolved? What are you going to do with these people? Kill them or let them go? You have to make a decision, right?"

"Why not let it go?" Fatty Wang asked tentatively.

Jiang Shen: "If we release them now, aren't we afraid they'll shoot us from behind?"

"If we kill them here, it will probably attract a large number of centipedes and the human-faced owls above. These people will die, but they will also implicate us!" Wu Xie said expressionlessly.

"Wu Xie, tell me what you think," Jiang Shen looked at Wu Xie. He had a premonition that Wu Xie was about to get angry!

"Looking at the equipment of these mercenaries, it's clear that their boss isn't short of money. My request isn't high either, $10 per person! We'll release them once the money's in place, and then we'll split the money in half. How about that?" Wu Xie said, "If the money's not in place, let's just give these things in the tomb a treat!"

Miss Yan Wan: [Tian Zhen, you're such a grown-up son! You've finally grown up. It's not easy!]

"Okay," Jiang Shen nodded, then suddenly seemed to remember something. He turned around and said to Wu Sansheng, "By the way, Master San, remember to transfer the money when you get out! 4,000 million in total, including my balance and the money for the talismans. Remember to transfer it to my card! Otherwise, you don't want to know what the consequences will be."

Wu Sansheng: ???

"You little brat!" Wu Sansheng, not caring about his own injuries, grabbed Wu Xie's ear and said, "Are you going to heaven with all those talismans? Are you planning on eating them?"

The horse who can't name a horse: [Oh, Wu Sansheng hit the child!]

Pray to the moon, the stars, the sun, and An: [Yes, a child over 300 months old.]

Yucun Tingfengqi: [Host, can you please stop it?]

Jiang Shen ignored the comments in the live broadcast room and directly carried the RPG on his shoulder, pointing it at Wu Sansheng, "Old Deng, get your dog paws off Wu Xie's ears! Otherwise, you can compete with my RPG to see who is harder!"

Wang Yanyue, who loves crabapple trees: [The famous scene of the anchor protecting his child is here!]

Wu Sansheng silently put down his hand.

"Blind man, tie up all these people for me. Oh, and before that, take off their weapons! After all, it's hard to replenish these things in the country, and we can make use of them." Jiang Shen said, took out a bundle of ropes and threw it to Hei Xiazi, then put the RPG into the space.

"Fatty, don't just stand there, come and help me! I can't do it alone!" Hei Xiazi glanced at Fatty Wang,

Fatty Wang: Okay, Fatty, I’ve become a pushover again.

Jiang Shen: Be more confident, you always have been.

Fatty Wang: ...

In the end, Hei Xia Zi and Wang Pang Zi led this team of mercenaries and continued to move forward with everyone.

Everyone came to a huge stone door, with dozens of wine jars placed on both sides of the stone door.

Fatty Wang was looking at these wine jars and was already thinking about whether he could take some of the wine out. After all, it had been left here for hundreds of years, so it should be worth some money, right?

Jiang Shen seemed to have seen through Fatty Wang's intention and fired a shot at one of the wine jars. After the jar broke, something that looked like a baby's corpse flowed out along with the wine inside.

Fatty Wang: It’s better to use garlic!

After the young man fumbled with the stone door for a while, it slowly opened.

They walked through the stone gate and arrived at a huge tomb. In the middle of the tomb was a coffin with nine giant centipedes coiled around it.

"So the nine dragons carrying the coffin are these giant centipedes?" Wu Xie said.

"That should be right," Jiang Shen opened his golden eyes and glanced at the nine-dragon coffin in the middle of the tomb. What can I say? Not only are the nine centipedes alive, but the King of Ten Thousand Slaves lying inside is also alive!

After Jiang Shen finished reading, he pulled Wu Xie back, fearing that Wu Xie's unique physique would cause the King of Ten Thousand Slaves in the coffin to rise from the dead. If that were the case, this battle would be difficult!

Jiang Shen simply took out all his stock and threw them towards the Nine Dragons Corpse Coffin. Note that he didn't throw them one by one, but handfuls. Those who knew would think they were talismans, while those who didn't would think they were paper money!

The Nine Dragons Coffin was instantly ignited by the flames. The nine centipedes coiled around the coffin were reduced to ashes before they could even struggle. The Ten Thousand Slave King inside the coffin seemed to sense something was amiss and tried to break free. But before he could even lift the coffin lid, a bolt of lightning struck! The entire coffin, along with the Ten Thousand Slave King inside, was reduced to charcoal.

Suddenly, the sound of a horn rang out in the air. Wu Sansheng's face changed immediately when he heard it. "Hurry up and find a place to hide! The ghost soldiers are coming!"

Everyone quickly found a relatively secluded corner nearby and hid in it.

The huge bronze door in the tomb slowly opened, and a team of ghost soldiers walked towards the bronze door. The young man had sneaked into the team of ghost soldiers at some point. He was wearing a tattered armor, holding a ghost seal in his hand, and followed the ghost soldiers into the bronze door.

Just as Wu Xie was about to call out to the young man, Wu Sansheng covered his mouth. Wu Sansheng lowered his voice and whispered in Wu Xie's ear, "You little bastard! If you want to kill us, just say it straight out. Don't beat around the bush!"

Wu Xie made a zipper gesture at his mouth, indicating that he was about to speak, and Wu Sansheng then released his hand that was covering Wu Xie's mouth.

"We've seen the Nine Dragons carrying the coffin, and you've found your uncle, too. Let's go down the mountain!" Jiang Shen stretched himself. After being out for so many days, he could finally go back. He missed his Simmons mattress so much! His big, soft bed.