Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

Chun Qinglin: [Host, it's a good thing you ate too much and didn't die from it. Otherwise, you'd be nailed to the pillar of shame. After all, being the first person in the history of the Quick Travel Game to die from eating too much is not something anyone can afford to lose!]

Ye Yu: [Are you really not going to do anything about that unfortunate kid Wu Xie?]

Jiang Shen: [Why bother? You already have a fat guy and a young man there, why would I go there to make up the numbers?]

Jiulou: [Aren't you afraid that Wu Xie won't be able to handle the blow and collapse? Just like Fan Jin passing the imperial examination!]

Jiang Shen: [First, we must trust Wu Xie's mental endurance. He's been tricked by his own uncle for over 20 years, so his mental endurance is definitely stronger than most people. Even if he truly goes insane, don't forget there's still Wu Erbai. We must trust the power of bloodline suppression. After Wu Erbai's slap, Wu Xie will definitely be sober. Not only will his mind be clear, but his eyes will probably be much clearer as well.]

Poetry expresses one's thoughts: [If his eyes were any clearer, he would be a fool!]

Mu Zicong: [Upstairs, it's fine as long as we know what's going on. No need to say it directly. That's so presumptuous!]

Wu Xie's side,

Lao Yang slowly revealed the truth. It turned out that Lao Yang had died three years ago. The current Lao Yang was the original Lao Yang's obsession, materialized using the bronze tree's materialization ability, so that someone would take care of his mother in the future. Unfortunately, the desire to support one's parents was not there. When the clone Lao Yang was released from prison, his mother had already passed away at home.

"Wu Xie, do you know how desperate I was when I saw my mother's body? From childhood to adulthood, I have never asked you for help. I only ask you for one thing, to recall what my mother looked like! Let my mother be resurrected," Lao Yang's tone was choked with sobs and pleading.

Before Wu Xie could recall, Fatty Wang interrupted his thoughts, "Tian Zhen, control your brain! Think about it, with your weird, broken physique, even if you can materialize his mother, what's the use? Are you sure what you materialize isn't a monster in human skin?"

Wu Xie immediately calmed down, while Lao Yang, who was standing beside him, listened to Fatty Wang's words and looked at him with bloodshot eyes: "Fatty, I'm sending you to hell right now!"

Lao Yang shot directly at Fatty Wang, but the young man was quick enough. He pulled Fatty Wang away and threw the black gold ancient knife at Lao Yang. Lao Yang, who was holding Wu Xie hostage, was beheaded in the blink of an eye.

"Tian Zhen, what are you standing there for?" Fatty Wang pulled Wu Xie over and looked him up and down. Seeing that Wu Xie was fine, he breathed a sigh of relief. "Huh! My balance is saved."

When Wu Xie heard this, he immediately looked at Fatty Wang and said through gritted teeth, "Fatty, do you want to explain to me what the balance payment is?"

Wan Nianying: [Another day Wu Xie gets backstabbed!]

Feng Linling, who loves pear preserves: [I can't help it. Who told us to cheat our children?]

"Tian Zhen, let's not talk about this for now. Let's leave here first. I have a bad feeling!" Fatty Wang always felt that he was getting hairy after staying here for too long.

Suddenly, the young man seemed to hear some noise and shouted, "Run!"

When Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi heard this, they immediately spread their legs and ran after the young man.

As for Uncle Tai and his group lying on the ground, Wu Xie didn't care about them! If you work in this line of work, you have to be prepared to die in a grave sooner or later. What's more, these bastards are holding guns to your heads! He is just naive, not stupid!

"Fuck! Why are there so many monkeys wearing masks?" Fatty Wang took a moment to look at the thing chasing them.

"That's a Chi Gu! This thing is caused by poisonous insects on the mask worn by the monkey. Those insects won't attack normally, but once a living creature wears the mask, the insects inside will immediately wake up and control the living creature wearing the mask!" Wu Xie said unhappily, "Where have you been in class?"

Fatty Wang said as he ran, "Isn't this just a momentary forgetfulness?"

The young man looked at the two people who still had time to chat and said lightly: "After you go back, you will have to practice more and copy the text 50 times as punishment."

The sky finally collapsed for Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi at that moment.

Fatty Wang/Wu Xie: "Brother, no!"

Wu Xie looked at the Chi Gu that was getting closer and closer behind him, took out a talisman from the lining of his clothes and threw it out directly. The Chi Gu that was originally chasing the three people was slowly burned to ashes by the flames.

Fatty Wang held his knees, breathing heavily. "No, Tian Zhen, why didn't you take out this good stuff earlier? Also, where did you get it? I remember that when we were in the underwater tomb, A Jiang didn't seem to have any stock on hand, right?"

When Wu Xie heard this, he touched his nose with a guilty conscience, "During training earlier, I took one when Jiang wasn't paying attention."

Fatty Wang: ???

"No, if there's such a good thing, why don't you take me along? It would be great if we could each get one." Fatty Wang looked at Wu Xie.

"I want to take you with me. Do you remember what you were doing at that time? It seemed like the blind man put mustard in the young man's white-cut chicken, and then was beaten up by the young man on the ground in the yard. You and A Jiang were watching the show with great enthusiasm," Wu rolled his eyes at Fatty Wang.

Fatty Wang: ...

The sunny young man who loves to play bad: [I was wondering why I didn't know? So this is the reason? At the time, it seemed like we were all so busy watching the little brother unilaterally beat up the black blind man that we didn't even notice Wu Xie!]

Wang Yanyue, who likes crabapple trees, said: [Host, when you're dealing with this, remember to include Wu Xie. After all, these three have done bad things!]

Xingguangyue Fuguang: [I second the motion! These three must be taught a lesson!]

My favorite cold senior sister: [Don’t be so righteous above me, you guys are the ones who want to see the show!]

Zhang Qiling loves Chicks: [Just tell me whether you want to see it or not?]

My favorite cold senior sister: [I want to!]

Jiang Shen looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and knew what these viewers were holding back.

Jiang Shen: [Tell me! What kind of show do you want to see? I'll try my best to satisfy your requests, but please don't be too perverted.]

The graceful Liu Yizhou: [I want to see Wu Xie wearing a furry puppy suit!]

Xi Baoxiu came to my arms quickly: [I want to see Hei Xiazi wearing a bunny girl maid outfit. If conditions permit, with an electric tail at the back?]

Xingchen Wanye: [Am I the only one who wants to see Hei Xiazi in a bikini?]

Bai Euanlan: [Wouldn't a bikini be a waste for Heiye's figure? Or maybe a bunny girl maid outfit? That looks so exciting!]

Cat Yiu: [I want to see Hei Xia Zi and Hua Ye perform on the same stage.]

Xiaobu Xiaobu: [Are you sure Hei Ye won't be kicked down by Hua Ye?]

The happy cat eating melon: [It seems so!]

Jiang Shen: [You guys take your time to discuss this. I'm going to research something to treat Hei Xiazi's eyes.]

Before Wu Xie and Fatty Wang could catch their breath, they felt the ground shaking. A giant snake appeared from nowhere and coiled up the bronze tree.

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang started running immediately, not caring about their lack of breath. They could catch their breath later, but their lives were gone, really gone!

Wu Xie and Wang Pangzi came to a cave under the guidance of the young man.

Wu Xie and Fatty Wang breathed a sigh of relief when they saw the big snake stopped moving. They were temporarily safe.

"Didn't they say that after the founding of the country, spirits are not allowed? What's this? The news of the founding of the country has not spread to the deep mountains and old forests?" Fatty Wang couldn't help but complain.

"It was a spirit that existed before the founding of the People's Republic of China. This thing looks like it's been alive for at least a thousand years." Wu Xie felt exhausted. What kind of luck did he have? A rat with glowing red eyes, a Chi Gu, and this big one.

"Brother, what kind of snake is this? It can live so long and grow so big!" Fatty Wang looked at the brother.

"Zhu Jiuyin," the young man said,

After hearing what the young man said, Wu Xie began to show off his knowledge. "In the Classic of Mountains and Seas: Overseas Northern Classic, Zhu Jiuyin is described as the god of Zhongshan Mountain, named Zhu Yin. He has a human face and a snake body, and his body is red. Zhu Jiuyin's magical powers include: opening his eyes for day, closing them for night; blowing his breath for winter, and exhaling for summer. He doesn't eat or rest, and his breathing can cause changes in the wind. Zhu Jiuyin is a thousand miles long and lives at the foot of Zhongshan Mountain, east of Wuqi."

"Naive, this is not the point. The point is that there is a Zhu Jiuyin coiled outside. How are we supposed to leave from here?" Fatty Wang was in no mood to listen to Wu Xie's popular science. He was scratching the ground beside him from time to time. If he had known earlier, he should have asked A Jiang to come along. With A Jiang here, at least he wouldn't be so embarrassed.

"Jie Ziyang?" Fatty Wang actually pulled an ID card from the ground. "A man named Jie Ziyang came here and left his ID card here?"

"It's Lao Yang," Wu Xie said after a long silence when he heard the familiar name.

Fatty Wang put his ID card back. He didn't know what to say for a moment and pulled out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket. "Tian Zhen, want one?"

"No, smoking is harmful to health," Wu waved his hand sideways.

Seeing this, Fatty Wang lit a cigarette with his lighter, but found that the flame of the lighter was blowing towards the hole. Fatty Wang didn't care about lighting a cigarette anymore.

"Brother, innocent, look!"