Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

Jiang Shen tried to put his arm on Wu Xie's shoulder, but found it awkward because of the height difference, so he silently put his arm down.

Fatty Wang watched Jiang Shen's actions and wondered what kind of calcium supplement package he should prepare for Jiang Shen.

Hei Xiazi was about to say something, but then he suddenly remembered something and quickly shut his mouth.

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at Hei Xia Zi, who seemed to be hesitant to speak.

Nine-death Resurrection Grass: [It's not Hei Ye, don't be a coward! You're taunting the anchor right in front of him!]

My favorite cold senior sister: [That’s right, I’ve already prepared all the points, and you’re not moving. That’s too much!]

ZYH…: [Who’s the more outrageous person upstairs? Is Hei Ye really just a victim?]

Nakahara Chuuya single-handedly kills Mackerel: [He embezzled the younger brother's commission!]

Qianyue 3: [He also stole Hua Ye's compressed biscuits!]

The sunny boy who loves to play bad: [He has cheated Wu Xie and Fatty!]

The name "Cloud" is too light: […Let the host give it a beating!]

"Don't worry, the task of continuing your family's lineage will not fall on you," Jiang Shen said. He now had a bold idea. If he chose to stand on the side of the Wang family, not to mention the Wu family, there would be no fourth generation in the Nine Gates. If he stood on the side of the protagonists, he would have to think carefully and decide which one to choose.

Octopus Little Complete Dude: [Host, you're not planning on letting those two old foxes from the Wu family take advantage of someone else's beautiful girl, are you? These two old bastards are really not a good match!]

Nine-Death Resurrection Grass: [I second the opinion. No matter who those two old foxes bully, I think they're ruining the girl. How about letting Wu Xie adopt a child? Li Cu is a good choice. He's still young and suffers from domestic abuse every day. If Wu Xie brings him home, he'll definitely be able to raise him well!]

Jiulou: [Host, I think you should consider the above comments. After all, even Grandma Wu thinks Li Cu is Wu Xie's illegitimate child!]

Ye Yi: [If Li Cu hears what you're saying, he'll definitely use the C4 to blow you up!]

The Degree of Saving Others and Saving Oneself: […But Li Cu is indeed suitable! He is the next Son of Heaven, recognized by Heaven, and he has a similar train of thought to Wu Xie. The key point is that he is crazy and reckless. This is simply the Chosen One! No, this is the Chosen One from the beginning!]

Outsiders: [I think it's okay too. At least those 17 lives can be avoided!]

Jiang Shen: "My dear sponsors, can't you use your brains? Aren't there enough Wang family members keeping an eye on Wu Xie? If Wu Xie adopts Li Cu, then Li Cu will be completely exposed to the Wang family. If it were me, I would nip this danger in the bud. And once Li Cu becomes a member of the Wu family, how can you reasonably send him to the Wang family?"

Even if it is reasonable to send him to the Wang family, are you sure that Wu Xie and the others have raised Li Cu for so many years and would be willing to send the child to the Wang family's hell? If Wu Xie and the little brother can really do such a thing, are they still the tender beef and five-spice powder that you like?

Furthermore, since you want me to heal my regrets, it can't just be Nenniu Wufang's, but also Li Cu's. Li Cu can't continue to be like before, unable to leave the desert called Wuxie.]

Dirty Blind and Snow Mermaid: [So what does the anchor plan to do?]

Jiang Shen: [I haven't made up my mind yet, but I absolutely cannot let the Wu family adopt Li Cu, especially Wu Xie. If Li Cu becomes as evil as Wu Xie, I'll have to find another one later!]

Omnivore Dragon Rice: […Ultimately, it’s because you’re lazy.]

Jiang Shen: ...

"Let's go," Jiang Shen patted Wu Xie's shoulder, who was still thinking.

"There's no need to waste time here. The most valuable clue here is probably the blood letter on the wall. As for the rest, you might as well study your uncle's notes! Even though they're full of nonsense," Jiang Shen said.

Wu Xie: ...You might as well just say that my third uncle tricked me and didn't even give me any clues!

Jiang Shen: Isn't this a concern for your psychological quality?

Wu Xie: ...

Everyone left the tomb together, Jiang Shen in the lead, followed by the younger brother Hei Xia Zi.

This time, the people in the tomb passage did not encounter the situation of being unable to reach the end as before. Instead, they easily came to a new tomb chamber, which was more like a laboratory than a tomb chamber.

One wall of the tomb was covered with all kinds of knives, while the other three walls seemed to record the process of the experiment. They cut open the belly of a pregnant woman to take out the baby, then cut open the baby to take out the baby's heart, and put dozens of baby hearts into an alchemy furnace. After being refined into pills, they were stuffed into the mouth of an octogenarian. Mermaids were forcibly combined with humans to give birth to monsters similar to sea monkeys. Corpse turtle pills were fed to young women, who eventually turned into forbidden women. There were also cases of forcibly splicing humans and animals together. There were also attempts to prolong life through the Seven Star Lamp. There were countless experiments like this.

"No, is this tomb owner sick? I can understand refining elixirs for immortality, but forcing mermaids to combine with humans, forcibly splicing humans and animals together—what's this tomb owner trying to do? Just for fun?" Fatty Wang looked at the murals on the tomb wall, his brows furrowing deeper the more he looked. This tomb owner must be a psychopath, right? And do these mermaids really exist?

Mo, who had been crushed to death: [Anchor, he's cursing your ancestors again!]

Jiang Shen: [It's okay. He was cursing Wang Shen's ancestors. What does it have to do with me, Jiang Shen?]

Live broadcast room audience: ...

"Brother Fatty, the world is so big, and there are all kinds of strange things. You haven't seen creatures like mermaids, but that doesn't mean they don't exist!" Jiang Shen thought of the human skin picture he brought out from the ancient country of Jinyi, and said,

Jiang Shen said, squatting down to study the method of using the Seven Star Lamp to prolong life on the mural.

Jiang Shen looked at it for a long time but still couldn't understand it. Finally, he asked for help from the audience in the live broadcast room.

Jiang Shen: [Are there any financial sponsors who are from the world of immortal cultivation? Or perhaps they specialize in formation formations? I urgently need your support!]

Nine-Death Resurrection Grass: [Me! I practice both talismans and arrays! I can explain this. The Seven-Star Life-Extending Lamp, a life-extending array, is practical even in low-spiritual worlds, or even in a world devoid of spiritual energy. The only difference is the effectiveness. But the mural is clearly wrong. Not only is the orientation wrong, but even the offerings are misplaced! It's a wonder the gods would bother with it!]

Jiang Shen: [If this formation were to exist in the world I live in now, how many years could it extend a person's life?]

Nine-Lives Resurrection Grass: [Fifteen years, and that's with the cooperation of all the gods. If they don't, it might be five or ten. It all depends on luck! Host, don't tell me you want to study immortality too? Impossible, absolutely impossible!]

Han Luo from the farm: [Upstairs, the host hasn't researched it yet! Why are you so eager to deny it?]

Xi Ri Ben Xiao Guo: [He's not rushing to deny it. This is a fact. Even immortals will perish due to the Five Decays of Heavenly Beings, let alone humans who eat grains. How could they possibly avoid birth, aging, sickness, and death? And everything has its destiny. They're not Sun Wukong, so how can they transcend the Three Realms and the Five Elements? Even those of us in the world of immortal cultivation can't achieve immortality. The most we can achieve is eternal youth. The moment you form your golden elixir, your appearance can change to whatever age you desire. As for immortality? Impossible. The most you can achieve is a lifespan of a few thousand years.]

Yan Qin: [Thousands of years, how can we, as humans, whose average lifespan is only about 70 years, feel?]

Hey△: [On the path of immortal cultivation, aside from those gifted individuals born with the favor of their master's family, almost all other cultivators have to risk their lives to secure resources. Don't just look at those who live glamorous lives; they are ultimately a minority. The majority are ordinary cultivators struggling for resources! We have the opportunity to live very long, but not everyone lives that long. Even if you were to travel to our world, you'd most likely just be cannon fodder.]

Bertilillo: […]

Jiang Shen: [He's right. The death rate for those who complete the Quick-Transmigration mission in the Immortal Cultivation Realm is even higher than in the War World! Because other planes at least have some science, while the Immortal Cultivation Realm is all about metaphysics, and this thing relies purely on talent!]

Audience in the live broadcast room: ...Can’t we just dream of traveling through time and space to the world of immortal cultivation?

"Jiang Jiang, are you interested in this?" Hei Xiazi looked at Jiang Shen who was taking pictures with a Polaroid camera and said,

"Yeah," Jiang Shen nodded, and began to study the photos he had just taken. Not bad, worthy of being imported, the photos were very clear. "This is a typical negative example! Shouldn't I keep it and collect it carefully?"

Ping Hei Pang Xie:!!!??????

"A negative example?" Hei Xiazi looked at Jiang Shen's serious expression and thought that this guy also wanted to live forever! Who would have thought that he was actually a negative example?

"Well, if I accept an apprentice in the future, I have to explain the negative example to him clearly. I am not the irresponsible person. Since I teach him, I have to teach him clearly." Jiang Shen seemed to have pointed to someone, but also seemed not to have pointed to anyone.

Black Blind Man: ...