Stealing the Pen: Wang Family Undercover Goes Crazy Online

"Let him go. I can carry him at his current weight," Jiang Shen said.

Fatty Wang: ...

"You have also carried him?" Xie Yuchen was a little surprised. According to Jiang Shen's character, he would rather avoid trouble than cause more trouble. What on earth happened?

"Didn't the Third Master of the Wu family take Wu Xie to a Warring States tomb? He ended up bringing a moron with him, who killed the Corpse Turtle King, causing the entire tomb to riot. The only way out at the time was to crawl out using the Hydra. I even coated the two of them in Heavenly Heart Stone powder and told them to crawl ahead of time. But despite all our precautions, we couldn't prevent Wu Xie's uncanny attributes." Jiang Shen was speechless just thinking about it now. "Other places only had three or five Corpse Turtle at most, but they had three or five in groups!"

Xie Yuchen didn't even need to listen to Jiang Shen's subsequent description to sense Jiang Shen's speechlessness. His childhood friend's physique was truly unique!

"That's not all!" Jiang Shen stared blankly at the ceiling. "You know what? We entered a tomb with seven coffins. I first took a look and saw only one zongzi inside. But as soon as Wu Xie walked over, seven more jumped out! I've never been so desperate in my life. How could someone be so unlucky?"

Xie Yuchen suddenly felt a little sympathy for Jiang Shen. How much trouble must he have had to worry about along the way after meeting these two people?

"First of all, it's Wu Xie who's the weird one, not me. I was simply dragged into this situation by him!" Fatty Wang immediately distanced himself from the matter.

Jiang Shen glanced at Fatty Wang calmly, "If Wu Xie's weirdness is 1 and yours is 0.5, then the two of you combined are definitely more than 2!"

Fatty Wang: ...

Wu Xie: ...

Sesame dumplings with dough filling: [Host, that's true, but the sum of these two should be at least greater than 5, right? Otherwise, it would be unfair to those 7 dumplings!]

After Jiang Shen finished speaking, he directly scolded Wu Xie who was standing beside him, "Wu Xie, first of all, you have to know that you are a human being, not a salted fish! How long have you been paralyzed there? What, do you think you are a stranded fish? Stranded fish know how to flutter back into the sea, but you are paralyzed there waiting to die! It's bad enough that you are inferior to the old and the young, but now you are even worse than a fish?"

Wu Xie tried hard but couldn't get up, so he lay back down.

Jiang Shen: ...

Xie Yuchen: How shameful!

After Jiang Shen finished blasting Wu Xie, he looked at Fatty Wang who was slacking off on the side, "And you, have you been cheating on me again these past couple of days?"

Fatty Wang stood up and ran outside. He practiced harder on his own initiative!

Poetry Expresses Aspirations: [Host, you could have used a gentler approach! You don't have to use such foul language!]

Mu Shi Le Nian: [Someone must have provoked the anchor. My blind guess is that the game will be over soon!]

Erpang: [The truth is out! The bureau has delayed Jiang Ge's retirement, allowing him to retire at 20. This means Jiang Ge still has to complete several more missions before he can retire!]

Zhang Fuling: [No wonder the host is in a bad mood. What worker wouldn't be mad if this happened to them? If this shit happened to me, I'd rush back home at night and blow up the quick-pass game!]

Jiang Shen: [@Lai Bu, after I finish this mission, give me two Star Destroyer Cannons. I'll blow up the quick-pass game. Thank you!]

It's Lin Xiyou: [Host, calm down!]

Erpang: [Um, Brother Jiang, the old men said, 2 million points per world!]

Jiang Shen: […Actually, this mission is not impossible]

Wish it was just a dream: [No, host, we still want to see you blow up the quick-pass game!]

Jiang Shen: [I love going to work!]

Catching a little orange cat: [Anchor, do you believe this?]

Jiang Shen ignored the comments in the live broadcast room and looked at Jie Yuchen, smiling and saying:

"Boss, it seems like you've been having a pretty leisurely time lately! You used to come once a week, but now you only come every two or three days!"

"Shouldn't we thank our Master Jiang? If it weren't for you, those old guys in the Xie family wouldn't be so honest now!" Xie Yuchen was in a really good mood. As expected, he felt much better when he worked less.

"Boss, since you've said that, I won't be polite," Jiang Shen stood in front of Jie Yuchen, bent down, and lifted Jie Yuchen's chin directly. "Boss, would you consider marrying me?"

Wu Xie, still doing sit-ups: !!!??? Who am I? Where am I? Are people these days all that extravagant?

At this moment, Jiang Shen was roaring madly at 000 in his mind, "Have you finished recording?"

"It's recorded and sent over," 000 said, wiping the non-existent cold sweat from his forehead. He had seen many couples shipping each other these days, but this was the first time he had seen someone spend money to get the main characters to produce something.

Jiang Shen withdrew his hand that was lifting Jie Yuchen's chin, "Boss, it was just a joke, don't mind it!"

"Don't mind. In the next month, eat more vegetables. It's good for your health!" Xie Yuchen said casually.

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Shen felt like the sky had fallen. No meat? How much torture would this be for a carnivore?

"You two are really showing off!" Hei Xiazi walked in from outside with his arms folded across his chest. "Jiang Jiang, it seems that the old lady of the Huo family shouldn't have pushed her granddaughter into your side. She should have pushed her grandson into your side. But pushing her grandson into your side is probably useless. After all, the girls of the Huo family may not be as pretty as Master Hua, let alone a boy."

"Huh?" Jiang Shen looked at Hei Xia Zi in bewilderment. The old lady of the Huo family wanted to give him her granddaughter? How could he not know?

Hei Xiazi looked at Jiang Shen's confused expression and knew that Jiang Shen knew nothing. "Five hundred, I promise to explain everything in detail!"

When Wu Xie, who was standing by, heard there was something to eat, his eyes lit up instantly and he immediately took out five hundred yuan and said, "Here! Mr. Hei, please start your show!"

In the following time, Hei Xia Zi explained the whole matter of Huo Xiangu selecting someone from her granddaughters from beginning to end, and occasionally inserted his own comments!

After Hei Xia Zi finished speaking, Jiang Shen was silent for a long time before he finally uttered, "Blind man, if you don't do crosstalk, you're really wasting your time!"

"That's not the point!" Hei Xia Zi almost broke down when he heard what Jiang Shen said. It turned out that he had been talking for a long time, but this kid didn't listen to a word he said.

"No, what kind of devil is Mrs. Huo?" Wu Xie sat up suddenly, got off the equipment and sat on the ground beside him. "A Jiang is only 19 now, right? The legal age of marriage is 22. She arranged a date for a boy who just came of age and hasn't reached the legal age yet? And without his consent?"

As Wu Xie listened, he felt like his cerebellum was atrophying.

"Young Master San, you don't understand this! Although Ah Jiang hasn't reached the legal marriage age, he's still a popular choice!" Hei Xiazi counted on his fingers in front of everyone. "Look, he's capable, has no background, and doesn't even have any living parents. Besides being a little young, in the eyes of the Huo family, especially the women, he's a perfect son-in-law chosen by heaven! Don't forget that the women of the Huo family are the head of the household, and men usually marry into the family as their own daughters-in-law!"

Xie Yuchen/Wu Xie/Jiang Shen: ...

"And the old lady of the Huo family has spent a lot of money to win over Jiang Jiang. Just in terms of age, there are both older and younger ones, and even in terms of looks and figure, basically all types are complete! Jiang Jiang, you are so lucky!" Hei Xiazi's tone was full of the meaning of watching a good show.

Jiulou: [This old lady from the Huo family is really a bit perverted. The anchor hasn't even reached the legal marriage age in this world!]

Ye Yu: [The point isn't this. The point is, why isn't there a link to the video of Hua Ye being teased? @Live Room Admin 000, where's the link? If you don't post it, I'll file a complaint!]

Live Room Administrator 000: [That sponsor spent 5,000 million points to buy an exclusive! This means that no one else can have that video except him! Even the backups on the Quickpass team don't have this content.]

Douzi's Clover: [Excuse me, who is he? I'm going to the kitchen to get something for him!]

My CP is real: [The above is really not the case,]

Douzi's Clover: [As for me, my brother treated me like a slave. After a long day of work at the company, I finally got to come back for a break and wanted to come up for some food, but all I found was eye-watering cosplay! I just walked into the livestream and saw the host teasing Hua Ye, and then they told me that someone had bought the exclusive rights to the video! The sky is falling!]

My favorite cold and aloof senior sister: [How about letting the anchor tease me again?]

Jiang Shen: [My life is my life too. If I do this again, he'll have to beat me with his dragon-patterned stick!]

May Xiuxiu live a life without worries: [It’s okay, we can crowdfund your medical expenses!]

Jiang Shen: ...