Original God: Start with Qiuqiu, become stronger with food and beauties

[Smash Waldo—Splash hot sauce in the cafeteria!]

Hao Wang: Did you use the wrong word? This is time stopping, not time reversing.

[Ignore me! I'm happy.]

King Hao: Yes, yes, as long as you are happy.

[Long-term quest: Conquer Fufu. Current stage: Make a good impression on Fufu. Mistakes during this period will result in "Capital Punishment." Please don't try to commit suicide.]

King Hao: Okay, sir, from now on I will just be a six-star good citizen.

[I hope your six stars are black. After all, there is no hospital here that can revive you. If you die, your wife will belong to someone else.]

King Hao: (?o????o??????)

"Actually... he is an actor I hired. I'm planning a performance about love recently. Yes, the scene where you saw me being forcibly kissed was a performance." Funina explained far-fetchedly, but the audience below still had doubts.

"Don't think too much. The Water God must have her own reasons for doing this."

That Villette touched his chin: "..." Why do I feel so weird?

An NPC said, "If this is all an act, then it's too real, isn't it? Lord Water God? Speaking of love, there's even a sex scene. Why wasn't that included?"

Hearing this, Funina's eyes lit up and she asked excitedly, "Sex scene? That sounds so novel. I've never heard of it before. Can you tell me about it in detail?"

King Hao's jaw dropped in surprise, thinking, "!!! So this kind of concept even exists on the continent of Teyvat?"

The NPC quickly waved his hand and said, "Oh, forget it. Just pretend I didn't say that. Come to think of it, this topic is a bit extreme."

However, Funina didn't seem to mind. She smiled and said, "How big of a deal can it get? Don't worry, it's just a sex scene, just two people sleeping together. Nothing special, right?"

The NPC sighed helplessly and explained, "There's more to it than that! There are also some scenes that aren't suitable for children. They're scenes of love and peace."

Everyone else was talking nonsense, but this person was really too bold to dare to say such things here.

Finina still looked confused and continued to ask, "I still don't quite understand."

She turned to Violet and asked, "Violet, do you know what 'love and peace' means?"

Navelette thought for a moment and replied, "Well... From what I know, love is one of the most sincere and beautiful emotions of human beings, but I am only a dragon and do not understand human emotions."

Furninna stamped her feet anxiously. "Oh, that's not what I meant. I meant 'love and peace'!"

"Lord Water God is so pure... I'd really be grateful if you led me astray."

Navril thought for a moment and said, "Hmm... I'm sorry, this is the first time I've heard of this term, too."

King Hao: System, you are causing trouble, why can't I do the same?

[Because you don't have a brain, I have computing power, so you can't cause trouble, but I can, understand?]

Hu Tao understood immediately: "King Hao, what I mean is that you, Amber, and Cole... hehe, those things that happened between you?" She had a sly smile on her face, and seemed to be very interested in this topic.

Prince Hao was slightly startled, then he understood what Hu Tao meant and replied with a smile, "It seems that the hall master is quite understanding."

Walnut laughed proudly, "Of course! This hall master is very clever!" Then, curiously, she asked, "The premise of life is quite amazing."

King Hao nodded slightly and said with a smile: "I don't know whether it is amazing or not. But I enjoy it." His eyes revealed a kind of satisfaction and enjoyment.

After hearing this, Hu Tao's eyes flashed with longing: "If I have the chance, I would also like to try it." She seemed to be full of curiosity about this feeling.

However, Zhongli, who was standing by, couldn't help but interrupt, "Stop discussing these weird topics."

Walnut stuck out her tongue playfully, then turned to look at King Hao, winked, and said, "King Hao, why don't you go up and tell the Water God?"

King Hao: "No need, she will understand when the time comes."

Navril: "Next, here's the verdict of the ruling authority... Prince Hao, guilty... Hmm?"

Furninna: "Uh... I guess it's broken."

"Hahaha! Sure enough, there's no way to get away with this. Chief Judge, I heard you can duel if you're dissatisfied with the verdict, right?"

Navilette frowned and looked at King Hao. "Indeed, there's something wrong with this ruling. After all, this is the first time a verdict simply says 'guilty' without specifying the sanctions. I suggest you wait a while. This duel could very well result in death."

King Hao raised his lips, revealing a confident smile. "It doesn't matter. After all, if I want to marry Finina, I must be strong enough. If I can't protect her, that kiss would be a blasphemy to her. So let me, the strongest duel agent, use my victory to prove that kissing the Water God is not a sin!"

Finina frowned slightly, coughed twice, and then said, "Hmm... cough, I admire your courage, but it is impossible for gods and mortals to be together."

King Hao suddenly put on a Hilichurl mask and said with a mischievous smile, "Haha, when did I ever say I was a mortal? Let me tell you, I'm actually a Hilichurl, and I've lived for hundreds of years!"

The entire courtroom fell into a dead silence, as if time had frozen. Then, two seconds later, a burst of laughter followed by a burst of laughter.

"Which show is this? It's so interesting!"

"No, isn't this a trial? How can it be more dramatic than a play?"

"Why bother with him so much? Trials are supposed to be a drama."

Looking at King Hao wearing a Hilichurl mask, Finina suppressed a laugh. "Ah... Haha, well, then, please invite the duel agent to come on stage and duel with this, uh... Hilichurl."

Navrette: "Sufficient reasons, approved. Please prepare the duel agent."

"I bet a bubble orange that he will die on it."

"So affectionate, look at the Water God's expression, it's like he's in love."

"Isn't this acting too hard? Is the reason for not showing the theme to make the drama more realistic?"

"This is not a play, this is real."

"Wow, a foreigner is so brave. If I had known this earlier, I would have trained myself in martial arts, kissed the Water God, and then defeated the agent to become the God's mate."

The audience below was arguing endlessly, and in the corner a green-haired man and a woman with mushroom eyes were also watching King Hao with great interest.