Original God: Start with Qiuqiu, become stronger with food and beauties

"Well, according to the verdict of the Instruction Adjudication Authority—George Miller, Richard Taylor, guilty. You will spend a long 117 years in Mellow Petersburg. If you behave well during this period, you may be eligible for sentence reduction or parole. Finally, let me ask you again: have you fully realized the severity of your crimes and are you ready to turn over a new leaf and become a new person?"

Hearing Villette's words, the two turned pale as paper, with beads of sweat rolling down their foreheads. They didn't dare look Shuilong in the eye, but could only bow their heads and nod repeatedly, indicating that they were fully aware of the gravity of their sins and were willing to repent.

The courtroom was silent as everyone stared at the two criminals. Some even said that such scum should be put to death, and letting them live was simply allowing more good people to be killed.

And so, after the guards took them both away, the trial ended.

King Hao and Zhongli stood up and found that Hu Tao was missing. King Hao's face changed.

"Are you interested in learning more about Wangshengtang's services? Right now, you can get a 10% discount on your one-stop service. Isn't that a great deal?"

NPC: "..."

Others: "Wangsheng Hall? What is this for?"

"What bad luck! I actually received a promotion for a funeral service? Where's the security team? Why don't they do anything?"

Hao Wang, who had just come out of the opera house, was shocked. Hu Tao's movements were so fast: "When..."

[Ding ding, you failed to stop Walnut from misbehaving, so it's your turn to misbehave. Your next series of actions will be determined by the system. The system has decided to test you—you'll be forced to kiss the water goddess, Funina. You'll have to figure it out yourself from now on... hehehe.]

?(???;)?King Hao: “!”

"Oh my! King Hao, come and help too." Hu Tao handed the flyer to King Hao.

At this time, Funina also came out and greeted King Hao and others.

Zhongli noticed something strange about Prince Hao; the mysterious aura around him intensified. Seeing Prince Hao's tearful expression, Zhongli said to Hu Tao, "Master, please calm down for a moment. Business at Wangsheng Hall has always been about chance. Proactively asking for help will backfire. And perhaps we need to distance ourselves from Prince Hao..."

After being scolded by several passers-by, Hu Tao retreated. I happened to hear Zhongli talking, so I responded: "Is that so? What? King Hao, do you have something to say?" After skipping a few paragraphs, I only paid attention to King Hao.

Hao Wang said helplessly: "Promise me that you will not distribute flyers anymore." After Hao Wang said this, his eyes lost their original light and instead showed a faint blue light.

Before Furninna could react, she felt a warm and soft touch on her lips. At the same time, a handsome and delicate face appeared before her eyes. Her eyes widened, her heart filled with surprise and confusion.

At this time, the people of Fontaine around them cried out in surprise: "Oh my God! What did I see? The water god was kissed forcibly!" "What's going on? In broad daylight, someone dared to be so rude to the gods. This is simply blasphemy! Ah! Our water god has been defiled!"

Hearing these voices, Funina's face turned red instantly. She pushed King Hao away and said loudly: "You, you, you! Even if I am beautiful, you should know how to restrain yourself!" After that, she turned around and prepared to leave this embarrassing place.

King Hao was completely bewildered at this point. He didn't know how to explain what had just happened. He couldn't just say that the system was controlling him and that was why he acted like this.

At this moment, the system prompt sounded again: [Congratulations host for successfully kissing the Water God. You have gained water elemental power. No need to thank me~]

Hao Wang secretly groaned inwardly, thinking that he was doomed and might even go to jail for this. How could there be such a scrambled egg system in the world?

Hu Tao looked at Prince Hao with a bewildered expression: "Don't you think this hall master has any charm at all?"

Zhongli remained silent at this time. After kissing the Water God, the mysterious aura disappeared. In other words, the high-level existence was living in King Hao's body. But to be honest, this person was full of evil tastes. I don't know how King Hao would excuse himself.

Finina turned and walked a few steps, but she happened to run into Violet again. Seeing the angry people surrounding King Hao, Violet couldn't help but ask curiously, "What's going on?" Finina's face flushed red and she was speechless.

"It's Mr. Supreme Judge!" At this moment, the people noticed Villette. "You must teach this abominable fellow a lesson! He just blasphemed the Lord Water God!"

Finina hurriedly explained: "I... I didn't! It was just a... polite kiss..." However, her voice became smaller and smaller.

"How can a polite kiss be a direct kiss on the mouth?" the people shouted angrily. "Don't be afraid. Even if that bastard took your first kiss, you are still the greatest water god in our hearts!"

Finina felt utterly embarrassed and speechless, unsure how to respond. Violet, on the other hand, gave Zhongli and Hu Tao a meaningful look. They had their backs to King Hao, pretending not to know him at all.

Navilette nodded. "Blasphemy... If the Lord Water God minds, perhaps a lifelong ban from Fontainebleau could be imposed. Mr. Hao Wang, please explain."

Finina quickly defended herself, trying to cover up the fact that her first kiss had been taken away: "Everything just now was just a mirage, yeah, that's it."

Navilette: "..."

NPC passerby: "It's a spinning sea otter! We saw it clearly! This guy is blaspheming Lady Finina."

King Hao made up his mind: "To be honest, anyone can be blind, except the people. So, as a responsible person, Miss Funina, please marry me." Since he had done it, he might as well torture himself to death.

[Funina's favorability towards you increases to 1, and you gain experience points]

King Hao: ???

"This guy...don't push your luck! I must kill him! Even if I have to spend the rest of my life in Melo Petersburg!" Someone rushed directly towards King Hao.

Navilette rapped his cane on the floor. "Silence!" Then he looked at King Hao and said, "Let the oracle adjudication authority decide. The Water God is clearly in poor condition."

Furninna looked like she was about to collapse but was holding on.

King Hao comforted him: "Cry if you want to."

Finina looked at him with a complicated expression: "Gods don't cry." She thought to herself: How strange! My first kiss was taken away by someone I'd only just met, and I can't even get angry. Even though that person is really good-looking, Pah! Finina, you're the Water God now!