Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

June, afternoon.

The courtyard is caressed by the gentle sunshine.

The bamboo chairs and stone tables in the courtyard seemed to be coated with a layer of gold.

Amidst the smoke, Xiao Mu lay on a recliner, smoking a cigarette.

Look at Brother Qiu and Zhizhi playing in the garden like flower elves.

Summer is alluring and the world is peaceful!

suddenly.

The mother and daughter squatted in the garden.

She glanced at him with a smile and muttered to herself.

This scene made Xiao Mu curl up his lips. It was harder to suppress than AK.

"dad."

Zhizhi ran over with his short legs.

When he ran to the recliner, his calves jumped.

Use the lamb that learned from its mother to pounce on the tiger.

"Be careful."

Xiao Mu caught his precious daughter and kissed her little cheek, "Why are you calling me daddy?"

“I just want to eat barbecue.”

The tender little hands hugged his neck and twisted their little bodies.

"Children can't eat barbecue."

Xiao Mu looked at Qiu Ge who was walking towards him and teased, "Is it the baby who wants to eat, or is it the mother who wants to eat?"

"You're so naughty."

Ye Qiuling sat on Choubao's lap and pushed her daughter.

"Please, Daddy."

Zhizhi hugged Xiao Mu's head and shook it, acting cute and coquettish.

"Please, Daddy."

Ye Qiulan hugged her daughter and Choubao, humming and moaning.

Faced with his wife and daughter acting coquettishly, Xiao Mu's bones went soft.

This is not just about wanting to eat barbecue, this is about wanting his life.

So, have a daughter.

You get two spoiled babies!

……

A barbecue grill and various ingredients were set up in the courtyard.

Xiao Mu prepared to personally prepare an open-air barbecue for Qiu Ge and Zhizhi.

"Call my brothers."

Ye Qiuling hugged Choubao's waist from behind and said, "I thought about it."

Since I first met Xiao Mu’s five roommates four years ago.

She had five more brothers and was a big sister for four years.

People have feelings.

It won’t be long before Xiao Mu graduates from the police academy and everyone goes their separate ways.

Maybe it will be a long time before we can get together again in the future!

Xiao Mu took out his cell phone and called the police academy.

Principal's office.

Some things can no longer be hidden from those classmates.

What's more, at the graduation ceremony, the Ministry of Public Security even prepared a "gift" for him.

Xiao Mu should have received the reward that belonged to him long ago!

……

Six pm.

Five young men got out of the business car and stood outside the courtyard.

Four years in the police academy were a test of years of tempering, training and learning.

They have lost their youthfulness.

Now he looks heroic and majestic, like an eagle about to soar into the sky.

When they saw the young man and woman in front of the courtyard gate, they all rolled their eyes.

Why are everyone else getting old, but Lao Liu and Qiu Ling are still so young?

God is unfair!

……

In the courtyard.

A group of young people laughed loudly, drank heavily, and boasted happily.

Xiao Mu and Ye Qiu'er's faces were filled with smiles unique to youth.

Feel the purest, cleanest and most unadulterated friendship before your eyes.

"Sixth Brother, sometimes I really envy you."

The second brother took a sip of beer and said, "You and Sister Qiu Ling even have a child, and your relationship is still so good. Except for the eldest brother, all of us are still single."

The boss has a girlfriend?

Do you remember the senior who went undercover?

At the beginning of the year, Xiao Mu just said a few words and someone brought the senior sister back.

He also destroyed an international drug trafficking group.

That's no longer a dimensionality reduction attack.

It's like a dragon yawning, and a group of ants are reduced to ashes!

"You can't find anyone to blame?"

Xiao Mu's eyes were playful, "Just be a police dog."

"Depend on!"

Except for the boss with a silly smile, the other four young men raised their middle fingers.

"It's not that we can't find it, but we are worried."

Lao Wu sighed, "I think about how I won't have time to spend with my girlfriend after I become a police officer. I'm also worried that our relationship will fade, and I'm also worried that my girlfriend will cheat on me. It's so difficult."

"Why don't you go love a mermaid."

Xiao Mu grinned, "That thing won't cheat!"

"Ha ha ha ha."

The crowd laughed like a barbell.

Lao Wu:......

He does not share the same joys and sorrows as humans; he just thinks it's too noisy.

"By the way, I still don't understand what white moonlight is."

The third brother asked curiously, "Sixth brother, are you talking about first love?"

"Mao's white moonlight."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "To be more civilized, white moonlight represents regret, cinnabar mole represents sorrow, and unresolved feelings represent resentment."

"What about vulgarity?" The fourth brother was also curious.

"Vulgar?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "Bai Yueguang is the one I didn't sleep with, so it's a pity."

"The mole on the vermilion mole is someone who hasn't gotten enough sleep, so it's a pity."

"It's hard to accept that the duck that was in my mouth flew away, so I'm not willing to accept it."

Wow, that’s amazing… Everyone gave a thumbs up.

"Teaching children bad."

Ye Qiuling punched Chou Bao and asked, "Can love or something like that be described by sleeping?"

Jiji's big eyes were bright and she looked at her father showing off.

I don't know if she can really understand.

"Why not?"

Xiao Mu said it succinctly, "Love, the one you want to sleep with forever. Love, the one you can't sleep with for long. Romance, the one you're about to sleep with. Breakup, the one you don't want to sleep with. Marriage, the one God lets you sleep with."

It’s so easy to understand... Everyone was surprised.

If you think about Xiao Mu's words carefully, they seem to make some sense.

"Lao Liu, you really are like an experienced driver who can handle corners in all kinds of ways."

The eldest brother lamented, "There is a question that has troubled me for a long time. Why does my girlfriend get angry every time I take a photo of her?"

"Damn, boss, are you so brave?"

Xiao Mu was shocked. "Then do you know that if you don't have any photography skills and dare to take pictures of girls casually, you will easily die young?"

The boss is sluggish.

The other friends were also shocked.

The fourth child asked, "Why?"

"Because there is a very classic saying among girls."

Xiao Mu complained: "There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at: one, the sun, and two, photos taken by your boyfriend."

Ye Qiu'er smiled with her beautiful eyes and glared at Chou Bao.

Perhaps only girls can understand this sentence.

"When girls see the photos you took, 99% of them will get angry."

Xiao Mu looked at the group of adopted sons in front of him, "Even if they don't say it out loud, they will think in their hearts, can you take snapshots, can you edit photos, can you guide others? Here comes the point, if you can, then you are not far from being beaten."

"Why?" The boys present were shocked again.

"you still need to ask?"

Xiao Mu sneered, "Because girls will ask you how you learned it and who you learned it from."

Five boys: ...

Damn it, isn’t this just handing a fatal question to the girl?

Being a man is so difficult!

Ye Qiu'er held Zhizhi in her arms, and the mother and daughter were laughing so hard that they were shaking with laughter.

"What should we do then?" The eldest brother asked humbly.

Other boys were also kneeling to listen to the class.

“There is a core secret.”

Xiao Mu acted like a master, stroking his chin. "If a girl says she has something cute and wants to take a picture, it's important that you don't take a picture of that cute thing. You must take a picture of your girlfriend that looks good."

"If you go somewhere to eat together, remember not to eat first. Wait until they finish taking the photos first, and then take good pictures of your girlfriend."

"In short, just take good pictures of them. Everything else is irrelevant."

Xiao Mu looked at the five classmates and asked, "Do you understand?"

The five boys suddenly realized, "I understand!"

"You know nothing."

Xiao Mu sneered, "I'm telling you, from now on, if a girl wants you to take a photo, you must say no, and then ask them... If you want to scold me, just say it directly, why bother?"

Everyone:...

What do you mean?

Only Ye Qiuling couldn't stop laughing.

Holding Zhizhi, she fell into Xiao Mu's arms.

"Because we men can never take the photos they want. Only women understand what photos they want, and only they can take the photos they want."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes. "If they ask boys to take pictures of them, they're going to beat you up, brother!"

There was once a boy who had been working as a photographer for 8 years who said: Every time I take a photo of my girlfriend, she will look down on me.

yours!

Holy shit… the five boys were stunned again.

Is this really the case?

They looked at Ye Qiuling, who had already laughed to death.

Got the answer!

"I really envy Lao Liu for having a goddess like Sister Qiu Ling as his girlfriend."

The third brother sighed, "Poor bastards like us will never have a goddess in our lives."

Others nodded.

"What poor idiot, what goddess, my brothers, don't you think too little of yourselves?"

Xiao Mu asked with a smile, "Have you ever heard of this saying, that all the people of Long Country are nobles, there is no poor or humble one."

"what?"

My friends didn’t understand.

"Tell me the hard truth."

Xiao Mu spoke eloquently, "In the era of our ancestors, the poor didn't deserve to live, nor did they deserve to have descendants. Our ancestors were 100% aristocrats."

"Because the descendants of the poor throughout the dynasties have long since died in famine and war. During the Five Barbarians' Invasion of China alone, not a single poor person survived."

"Older generations always say that wealth doesn't last for more than three generations, but that simply means a family's fortunes have fallen."

"And what the older generation said about poverty lasting no more than three generations, meant the extinction of the family line, the extinction of all descendants."

"So it's obvious that even if our ancestors weren't kings, generals, or ministers, they were wealthy, powerful families, and landowners... they were truly aristocrats."

"If our ancestors saw us in this state, they would scold us even from their graves."

Xiao Mu looked at his confused adopted sons and asked, "Does it hurt?"

The boys sighed.

That’s right, it’s a disgrace to our ancestors!

"Sixth Brother, why have you and Sister Qiu Ling been so loving for four years? Do you have any secret?"

The second child asked a question that everyone was concerned about.

"There's no secret."

Xiao Mu glanced at Ye Qiuling and said, "Brother Qiu is too vicious!"

Everyone:? ? ?

Ye Qiu'er looked at Chou Bao with a faint smile, waiting to see how his mouth would open.

"I still remember when I first met Qiu Ge, I trusted her very much."

Xiao Mu sighed, "But I never thought that one day, she would secretly pour something into the water cup and trick me into drinking it."

"From then on, I became addicted. From then on, I had to drink every day. If I didn't drink, I would feel uncomfortable all over and even die."

"I never thought that the person I love could be so vicious, but I really love her and don't want to be separated from her."

"Oh right, this thing is called... decarbonized formaldehyde!"

Zhizhi, who had been quiet the whole time, suddenly said in a sweet voice, "Decarbonized formaldehyde is the main component of acid rain. Anyone exposed to it will find it difficult to quit from the first intake. Anyone who stops consuming it will almost certainly die within seven days. There's currently no cure in the world!"

The five young men looked at Ye Qiuling stupidly, unable to believe it.

How could Sister Qiu Li be such a person?

At this point, Zhizhi continued, "The scientific name for decarbonized formaldehyde is dihydrogen monoxide, or H2O for short. Everyone likes to call it... water!"

Five young people: ...

Knowledge poured into my mind in a very vicious way.

A two-year-old kid taught them.

The silence is deafening!

“Real life is like water, plain and tasteless.”

Xiao Mu laughed and said, "Sometimes we don't want to drink water either. We feel like we've had enough, and we can't resist the temptation to try something else, like beverages. But the core substance is just a name change, decarbonized formaldehyde, dihydrogen monoxide, H2O...it's still water in essence. What's the point of trying it? Sooner or later, it will become bland and tasteless. So why don't we make the original water taste better? Add something to it to make it less bland and more flavorful."

The five young men stared at Xiao Mu in a daze.

Not a single word talks about love, not a single word talks about feelings, not a single word talks about life.

But he said everything.

This was the last lesson Xiao Mu taught them.

As for how they will go on the road of life in the future, it depends on themselves!

……

2020, April 7.

This day is a big day.

Police Academy Graduation Ceremony Date.

The scene of the ceremony.

The graduates, dressed in uniform police cadet uniforms, stood straight.

Their faces were filled with anticipation for their future careers, and their eyes were shining with determination and pride.

When the graduation ceremony officially and grandly began.

The loud and clear sound of alarms is intertwined with the passionate march.

It adds a touch of solemnity and sacredness to the ceremony.

However, there were five young men who looked anxious, as if they were looking for something or waiting for something.

"what's the situation?"

"Where's Lao Liu?"

"I don't know. We agreed to be together."

"I know. Lao Liu just sent a message saying he wants to give us a surprise."

"It's not a surprise at all, it's a shock, the graduation ceremony has already started!"

Sudden.

Countless eyes turned to the stage, including Xiao Mu's five roommates.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, a mother and daughter walked onto the ceremony stage.

"Qiu, Sister Qiu Ling? There's still Zhizhi?"

The second brother was so stunned when he saw this scene.

The others' eyes almost popped out of their heads in shock.

What's going on? This is the police academy graduation ceremony.

How are Ye Qiuling and Zhizhi qualified to walk onto the stage for the ceremony?

Are you really not qualified?

As the family member of a person who has won nine first-class police merits and three second-class hero and model honorary titles in the national public security system.

Who dares to say they are not qualified?

Ye Qiuling walked onto the stage holding the little hands, and all the leaders stood up.

Two men in white shirts personally brought two chairs and placed them on one side of the ceremony platform.

Ye Qiuling smiled and nodded.

Every leader on the ceremony platform is counted, no matter who they are or what level they are.

Even the head of public security who came specially today.

Everyone raise your arms and salute!

This scene stunned all the graduates in the audience.

I was also completely shocked!

Who are they and what are their identities?

Can they make even the police officers salute them?

But how would they know?

The head of Guoan and other leaders were not respecting Ye Qiuling and Zhizhi.

But the wife and daughter of a hero.

After everyone finished the ceremony, Ye Qiuling and Zhizhi sat on the chairs.

suddenly.

A figure slowly walked towards them from a distance.

He walked closer step by step and went up to the stage.

The moment I stood on the podium.

Everyone's eyes were dazzled.

Nine first-class police merit medals and three honorary title medals sparkled in the sun.

Just like stars dotting the night sky, they hung all over the white shirt that represented the rank of first-class police inspector.

With a light carrying glory, it illuminated Xiao Mu's handsome face.

The air at the scene seemed to have been sucked dry.

Silence!