Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Time flies, and two years are like a shooting star across the night sky.

Time is like a song, beautifying the time and leaving behind memories of youth.

In May, outside the window, the morning light breaks.

In the bedroom, morning light and dreams intertwine.

A young couple sleeps in each other's arms, the picture is warm and peaceful.

suddenly.

The bedroom door was quietly pushed open, leaving a crack.

A small figure walked in.

It's like an elf walking out of a fairy tale.

An innocent sweet smile graced her rosy cheeks.

Those big eyes slowly curved into a crescent shape.

Like a deer jumping in the woods, it quietly came to the bedside.

I cautiously peeked at my parents sleeping soundly in bed.

She stretched out a tender little white hand and picked up the mobile phone on the bedside table.

Then he quietly walked towards the door.

But she didn't notice that two pairs of eyes, curved with smiles, were looking at her.

Until the door closes...

"It's all your fault. You taught Zhizhi to play with his phone!"

Ye Qiu'er's charming face showed both anger and amusement as she patted the head of the baby in her arms who was breastfeeding.

"Can you blame me?"

Xiao Mu's laughter echoed in Qiu Ge's arms, "You know how smart she is."

Their baby daughter is two years old.

His full name is Xiao Yian.

Meaning: Forget worries through happiness and live in peace for the rest of your life.

His nickname is Zhizhi.

Because it was very small and cute when it was born.

He also inherited the advantages of his parents.

Smart, pretty, sweet...

When he was five months old, he could call mom and dad.

He stood up and walked at seven months old, which shocked the whole family.

No one dared to let her go, otherwise it would be bad for her bones.

When he was one year old, he could not only run, but was also incredibly smart.

He knows how to ask adults for snacks and toys.

At the age of one and a half, he learned to operate a mobile phone skillfully.

Do you think she was watching anime?

No, she will use the Internet to buy snacks and toys!

After some 'testing'.

Although Zhizhi looks only two years old, his IQ exceeds that of an average primary school student.

His physical health and strength are comparable to those of a six or seven-year-old child.

But everyone is used to this kind of magical thing.

The main reason is that she has a smart and perverted father.

It would be strange if Xiao Mu's daughter was not "different from ordinary people".

But having a smart and clever daughter is a headache for parents.

The little thing usually talks a lot, not only acting like a spoiled child, but also making people angry.

She also inherited her father's mouth, and would say some dirty words from time to time.

Xiao Mu and Ye Qiu'er were so angry that they didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and they had no idea what to do with her.

Because this little thing will complain.

If you dare to touch her, she will call her grandparents to support her in a minute.

Then I won’t know who will beat whom!

……

In the living room, a delicate little girl was sitting on the sofa, holding a mobile phone.

Enter the unlock password skillfully to open the King.

I took a look at my dad's rank and then at his battle record.

The young face showed a look of disgust, and murmured, "What a scoundrel dad!"

Xiao Mu, who had just walked out of the room, almost fell headfirst into the pile.

Behind her, Ye Qiu'er covered her mouth with her hands and laughed so hard that her whole body shook.

"Ahem!"

Xiao Mu walked to his daughter's side with a stern face, wanting to say something.

result……

"Do not talk."

Zhizhi raised her little face, blinked her cute eyes, and said in a tender voice, "I understand!"

Xiao Mu: (￣w￣;)

"Dad would probably say... I'm warning you, kids can't play with cell phones. It's bad for your eyes. Do you believe I'll beat you up?"

Zhizhi was very serious, like a little adult, babble, "Be good, Daddy is doing this for your own good, you will understand when you grow up."

Xiao Mu: ...

My daughter, you got to say all the lines. Don’t you think your dad is embarrassed?

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling couldn't help laughing out loud and almost died of laughter.

He rolled his eyes at the embarrassed Xiao Mu and said, "Nothing."

He walked over, picked up his baby daughter and gave her a kiss on the little cheek.

At this point, both mother and daughter were wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas.

A gentle and beautiful one, like a young girl.

A little kid with a smart face, very cute.

They looked at Xiao Mu together again.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

Zhizhi acted cute and looked at his dad.

"Dad, I'm hungry."

Ye Qiuling imitated her daughter and acted coquettishly.

Xiao Mu's heart almost melted and he walked towards the kitchen.

The mother and daughter stretched out their hands and clapped together.

Their laughter is like the clear silver bells in spring, filled with endless warmth and happiness.

Warm the whole house...

kitchen.

"It is said that God really exists and is not alone, but I have never seen that door. I am too ignorant."

Xiao Mu was making breakfast and humming a song, "Just sitting in a well and looking at the sky, a small room, pointing fingers at the mortal world..."

suddenly.

Zhizhi ran into the kitchen with his short legs.

She hugged her father's legs and looked at him with her little face raised.

"What's wrong, my little baby?"

Xiao Mu looked at his daughter with a smile.

"Dad, what do you say if people make mistakes?"

She blinked her big eyes and spoke in a clear and pleasant voice.

"Made a mistake?"

Xiao Mu patted his daughter's head and smiled, "Everyone makes mistakes as they grow up, but as long as they can be discovered and corrected in time, it's fine. But just remember, some serious mistakes won't be corrected...err!"

Ye Qiuling walked into the kitchen, her pretty face full of anger and her eyes full of anger.

Holding a pair of beach pants in his hand.

If nothing unexpected happens, there is someone's hidden secret money in the pocket of those beach pants!

"Luckily, Zhizhi found it. Brother Qiu, remember that this is where you hid your secret money last time?"

Ye Qiuling bit her lip and gave him an angry look, "You're playing tricks on me, huh?"

"Qiu, Brother Qiu...please listen to my excuses."

Xiao Mu's face turned pale instantly, and his mouth trembled, "Oh, don't hit my face!"

Ye Qiuling rushed over and launched a series of Tianma Meteor Fist and Foshan Shadowless Kick.

Xiao Mu immediately squatted on the ground, holding his head with both hands, and screamed, "Help me!"

"So this is a serious mistake?"

The big eyes were black and bright, the sincere eyes were watery, and the look of cheating on his father was pure and innocent, "Dad, I remember it!"

Xiao Mu: ...

I originally thought it was a political class, but it turned out to be a physical education class?

This little cotton-padded jacket of Zhizhi is leaking air... What a bummer!

……

The family of three had breakfast.

Xiao Mu, who had completely become an old father, helped Qiu Ge and Zhizhi put on their clothes and shoes.

Like serving two precious daughters.

There is nothing wrong with this description.

Now Ye Qiuling looks like an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl in her prime, pure and delicate.

Wait for the family of three to change into parent-child outfits.

The three handsome faces, which looked like they were kissed by the goddess Nuwa, were all filled with happy smiles.

"Set off."

The family of three shouted happily.

Xiao Mu picked up Zhizhi, held Qiu Ge's hand, and walked out of the house.

The sun is shining and the forest has become a dense forest!