Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

The twenty-ninth day of the twelfth lunar month.

A motorhome comparable to a five-star suite is driving on the highway.

Inside the RV bedroom.

Xiao Mu was lying on the bed with his arms around Ye Qiuling, watching Peppa Pig.

It’s time to celebrate the New Year.

The young couple agreed to spend the New Year in Ice City this year without informing each other in advance.

I want to give my elders a surprise.

Sudden.

Xiao Mu's cell phone rang.

When I opened WeChat, I saw my mother @ him in the family group.

Liu Yunying: Little boy, how many tickets did you buy for the New Year?

Xiao Mu: One.

[Tip: You have been removed from the chat group by group owner Liu Yunying]

Xiao Mu, holding the phone, was confused.

Ye Qiuling, who was standing by, almost dropped the tablet in her hand due to laughing.

Xiao Mu, who wanted to cry but had no tears, started applying for group verification.

Verification content: Mom, I bought two, just kidding you!

Verification passed.

Xiao Mu: Mom, we live in a civilized society. Don’t be so murderous all the time. If you have something to say, just talk it over nicely.

Liu Yunying: I just want you to experience the pain of losing your mother, nothing else.

Xiao Mu: ...

Liu Yunying: When will you come back?

Xiao Mu: I'll be home in about four hours.

Liu Yunying: Who asked you? I asked my eldest daughter.

Xiao Mu: Only me.

Liu Yunying: Didn’t you say you bought two tickets?

Xiao Mu: Yes, a round-trip ticket.

Liu Yunying: Son, although mom is not a combative person by nature, it doesn’t mean she won’t hire a killer.

Xiao Mu: Mom, you are too cruel. I am your most handsome and eldest son.

Liu Yunying: Forget it. You were so ugly when you were born. If the doctor hadn’t advised me, I wouldn’t have wanted you.

Xiao Mu: Do you have any misunderstanding about the word "ugly"? I'm not exaggerating, but my handsome face can even shock the Party.

Liu Yunying: Stop bragging, give the cow back to the cow, the cow also needs to live.

Xiao Mu: ...You make me so sad. How can a mother say her son is ugly?

Liu Yunying: You're not allowed to say you're ugly? If it weren't for you, I would have divorced your father long ago.

Xiao Mu: Why is the divorce still because of me?

Liu Yunying: I’m afraid that after we get divorced, you will be awarded to me.

Xiao Mu: ...

Real mother!

Liu Yunying: Stop talking nonsense. Can I have an extra pair of chopsticks for the New Year this year?

Xiao Mu: Yes.

Liu Yunying: That’s about right.

Xiao Mu: I have long learned to use chopsticks with both hands to eat.

Liu Yunying: Old Xiao, you see, right? If this kid isn't eliminated, he'll become a serious problem.

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Guodong: ...

Xiao Mu: Dad, look how pitiful I am. I had no money when I went home this year, and I didn’t bring Brother Qiu back with me. Mom didn’t want me anymore, so I ended up with nothing.

Xiao Guodong: Son, you are not left with nothing.

Xiao Mu: Yes, I also have my dear father.

Xiao Guodong: No, you still have the nerve to come back.

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Mu: Why do I always feel that you don’t want me to go home?

Xiao Guodong: Nonsense, come back and treat this place like your own home.

Xiao Mu: ...

Put down the phone.

Xiao Mu hugged Ye Qiuling, who was laughing so hard that she was out of breath, and felt tired of loving her.

"Brother Qiu believes it now."

Ye Qiu'er's face flushed a little when she smiled, and she looked at him with her beautiful watery eyes.

"What do you believe in?" Xiao Mu wondered.

"Stinky treasure is indeed wild!"

Ye Qiuling burst into laughter again.

Xiao Mu: ...

What’s the point of me living!

……

The RV got off the highway and entered the ice city.

When they arrived at his parents' residential area, Xiao Mu helped Ye Qiuling get out of the car.

He took the bags handed to him by the guard and walked towards the residential building.

When the old couple saw their children coming home, their faces were filled with unspeakable joy.

The smile hides endless longing and love, like the warm sun blooming in winter...

on the balcony.

The father and son had smiles on their faces and were smoking.

Looking through the floor-to-ceiling window at the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law chatting in the living room.

"Dad, you don't know how much I missed you in Beijing."

Xiao Mu's serious expression.

"..."

Xiao Guodong rolled his eyes and said, "Two hundred yuan, no more."

"Dad, am I that kind of person?" Xiao Mu said with indignation.

"three hundred."

Xiao Guodong gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, there will be no cents."

"hey-hey!"

Xiao Mu laughed and put his arm around his father's shoulders, "You really are the best father in the world."

"Come on this."

Xiao Guodong curled his lips and said, "You don't have the ability to hide your private money, but you only know how to cheat your father."

"Dad, why do you think Northeastern men are so miserable?"

Xiao Mu was very puzzled, "Can't we just stand up?"

"Your grandfather thought so too."

Xiao Guodong sighed, "In the end, your grandma chased me for eight blocks with a rolling pin!"

Xiao Mu: ...

This is the life of a Northeastern man.

Give birth and live.

Everything else is just floating clouds!

……

New Year's Eve.

Snowflakes are flying outside the window, and the house is warm.

The family sat in the brightly lit living room.

The father and son rolled the dough by hand, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law made dumplings, and the atmosphere at home became more and more warm.

As soon as midnight arrived, the night sky seemed to be cast under a spell.

Colorful fireworks bloomed one after another and the sound of firecrackers was deafening.

The whole city is decorated like a dream, announcing the arrival of the New Year.

Xiao Mu and Ye Qiuling, wearing new clothes, held hands, their faces filled with happy smiles.

Respectfully greet your parents, take out carefully prepared gifts, and send them New Year blessings.

Xiao Guodong and Liu Yunying couldn't stop smiling and took out two big red envelopes and handed them to them.

The third grade.

The young couple got in the RV and returned to Beijing.

I went to the Ye family first to wish the old man and the old lady a happy new year.

Then I went to Ye Qiuling's parents' home.

Xiao Mu's phone was also busy.

Some big brothers, my brother-in-law, police kings like Zhao Xiaotang, past life masters, classmates, and friends all sent New Year greetings...

Wait for the young couple to come home and take a simple shower.

Ye Qiuling was so tired that she lay on the bed and didn't want to move.

Xiao Mu rubbed Brother Qiu's legs and pinched his feet.

"Stinky baby."

Ye Qiuling smiled and said, "Let me ask you a question."

"ask."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, knowing that it was another fatal question.

"Will you massage other girls' feet in the future?"

Ye Qiuling asked in a delicate voice, waiting to be coaxed.

"This one……"

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes and said, "Yes."

Ye Qiuling: ...

Her pretty face was blank as she stared at him.

"I think it's impossible for a person to love only one person in his life."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "I will probably fall in love with many people at many times."

"Will you be nice to her then?"

Ye Qiu'er's eyelashes trembled and her eyes turned red.

"Of course I will."

Xiao Mu nodded. "I will give her roses, buy her a little skirt, and coax her to sleep like I coaxed Brother Qiu. The most important thing is that she will call Brother Qiu mom."

Ye Qiuling was stunned, looking confused and surprised. "Daughter?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

Xiao Mu laughed and hugged the cute and silly Brother Qiu.

"You hate it."

Ye Qiuling was both angry and amused, and hit him angrily.

"Okay, that's the most annoying."

Xiao Mu coaxed Brother Qiu, "From now on, I will only be good to Brother Qiu."

"That won't work."

Ye Qiu'er puffed out her cheeks, "And a daughter."

"Well, good for you both."

Xiao Mu kissed her little mouth.

A good life!