Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Two days passed in the blink of an eye.

Xiao Mu started to feel lazy again.

Resting his head on Brother Qiu's long legs, he ate the oranges he fed him.

It feels so good, like a little master.

Then... I hesitated whether to open the family group!

"Hurry up."

Ye Qiu'er held back her laughter and waited to watch Choubao chatting with his parents.

"Brother Qiu, you've become a bad person."

Xiao Mu curled his lips, "He's no longer the same Brother Qiu."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiu'er giggled, blinked her eyes, and acted cute.

Xiao Mu had no choice but to open the family group...

……

Xiao Mu: The Crown Prince has arrived. Is there anyone to welcome him?

No one paid any attention to him for a long time.

Xiao Mu: No way, am I your biological child?

Liu Yunying: Don’t you have any idea about it?

Xiao Mu: Hey, dear mom, it seems that my pocket money this month is not enough.

Liu Yunying: Go rob a bank.

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Guodong: Son, don’t try to cheat us out of our money. Your mother and I won’t give it to you.

Xiao Mu: Dad, your son really has no money.

Xiao Guodong: Then I will find a rich son.

Xiao Mu: Dad, no kidding, I really have no living expenses.

Liu Yunying: Fei, even though you have lost everything, your life is still there. Son, you must learn to persevere.

Xiao Mu: Mom, you can’t do this, seriously. I’m not lying to you, I already have 50 in my pocket.

Xiao Guodong: Transfer them all to me, I won’t think it’s too little.

Xiao Mu: Can you really bear it? I'm almost starving.

Liu Yunying: How about you drink some Southeast Wind as well, son, to get a more balanced nutrition?

Xiao Mu: Dad, please take care of your wife. I’m almost starving to death.

Xiao Guodong: It’s funny. I’m not stupid. Do you think you can give your mother an excuse to beat me?

Xiao Mu: Oh, wait until your son really starves to death, and then we’ll see who will be sad.

Liu Yunying: No, son. Scientists have done experiments. As long as you have enough water and full confidence, you can survive until next month’s living expenses.

Xiao Mu: ...

Liu Yunying: Stop pretending to be pitiful. Is 500 enough?

Xiao Mu: Mom, let’s not talk about money first, I just want to discuss something with you.

Liu Yunying: If you have to fart, let it out quickly.

Xiao Mu: Brother Qiu and I have discussed that we want to get a dog at home after we have the baby.

Liu Yunying: Son, believe me, you are not suitable for raising a dog.

Xiao Mu: Why?

Liu Yunying: Because dogs don’t like living with pigs.

Xiao Mu: ...

Xiao Guodong: Son, you’d better not keep a pet. Take good care of your brother Qiu, and take care of your children in the future.

Xiao Mu: What about me? Don’t I need care?

Xiao Guodong: You? Just be careful and don't get into any accidents, and don't die young.

Xiao Mu: ???

Xiao Guodong: The main reason is that your mother and I are old and cannot have a second child. We have to wait for you to take care of us in our old age.

Xiao Mu: I calculated for myself, and I should live to be a hundred years old, but I might encounter some setbacks when I am over a hundred years old.

Liu Yunying: What’s the matter? Someone dug up your grave?

Xiao Mu: ...Goodbye!

After putting down his phone, his expression was blank.

What a loving father and filial son, and boundless motherly love, all reflected vividly.

I got it as a gift after topping up my phone bill!

When I turned around, I saw Ye Qiuling lying on the sofa sobbing.

He looked like he was about to die of laughter.

Xiao Mu suddenly felt that life seemed meaningless.

I want to find a crooked tree and leave this sad world!

"so poor."

After laughing enough, Ye Qiuling hugged the aggrieved Choubao and said, "Hurry, let Brother Qiu kiss the poor little thing."

He smiled and kissed Xiao Mu all over the face.

"Humph."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes and said, "I'll write it down in my notebook later. My parents bullied me, and you didn't help me."

"Brother Qiu was wrong."

Ye Qiuling looked at him with kitten-like eyes, acting coquettishly and cutely.

"Why do we need the police if we are wrong?"

Xiao Mu glared, "No, I think I'm a police officer? Tell me, can I sue my parents for assaulting police officers?"

"Puff!" Ye Qiuling burst out laughing again.

No, this is such a train of thought, it’s amazing.

But he soon noticed the smile in Choubao's eyes.

She knew that Xiao Mu was deliberately making her laugh and trying to make her happy.

Ye Qiuling threw herself into his arms, whimpering.

"what?"

Xiao Mu hugged her gently and asked with a smile, "Are you happy?"

"Ah."

Ye Qiuling narrowed her eyes and said, "Stinky baby, why don't you like to say, 'I love you,' to Brother Qiu?"

"Do you want to hear the truth?" Xiao Mu asked with a smile.

"Ah."

Ye Qiuling pecked his head and gave him a charming look.

"What's the use of talking about love?"

Xiao Mu smiled and said, "One day, I went to buy some fruit and asked the shopkeeper, 'Boss, are your fruits sweet?'"

"The boss smiled and said: Young man, the question you asked is like a man and a woman asking each other whether they love each other or not. It is meaningless."

"The boss continued: 'Have you ever seen a boss say his fruit isn't sweet? Have you ever seen a couple say they don't love each other? This is the same principle.'"

"The boss said: Whether it's sweet or sour, you have to eat it yourself to know, not tell it with your mouth. Come, young man, taste the fruit and then decide whether to buy it or not."

Hearing this, Ye Qiuling's beautiful eyes suddenly lit up. She hugged Xiao Mu's neck tightly and asked softly, "If the fruit tastes good, should we buy it?"

"If it's delicious, why don't we buy it? Just like someone you like at first sight, how can you be content to just be friends?"

Xiao Mu nodded. "It's just like when we buy fruit, we have to spend money. It's the same principle as when we like something and pay for it."

"So, what exactly is love?"

Ye Qiulan hugged him and asked with a murmured smile.

“It should be a kind of spiritual sustenance.”

Xiao Mu hugged her and patted Qiu Ge's back gently, "He is willing to accompany us, listen to our nonsense, cry with us, laugh with us, and live with us. He will never leave us when we are wronged, and will side with us regardless of right or wrong..."

"Sometimes, this process can be tiring, and you may not feel like it's right for you, but we can slowly adjust to it, and if that doesn't work out, we can just make do with it."

"But never let go, because some people are lost forever and you'll never see them again. Don't wait until you feel bad before you regret it."

“Maybe this is what I think love is!”

"What if you run away or don't like me anymore in the future?" Ye Qiuling smiled, her smart and beautiful eyes filled with tenderness.

"Don't worry, my mother will help."

Xiao Mu's expression was serious, "Break my legs!"

"Pfft~"

Ye Qiu'er burst into laughter and punched him with her little fists.

The good fun and mood were ruined by his dirty talk.

Really annoying.

But the slightly raised corners of her mouth betrayed her inner love.

Then, Ye Qiuling hugged him with all her strength.

With a happy look on her face, she kissed Xiao Mu happily.

There is a very bad kid, I hope he will be loved forever!