Bro, you are a policeman, not a thug

Before I knew it, a month had passed.

Time flies like an arrow, disappearing in the blink of an eye.

The night of November is slightly chilly due to the Cold Dew.

The living room of the courtyard house is so warm and cozy.

Ye Qiu'er's pregnant belly grew bigger again.

It has a more mature charm and its face is more gentle and charming.

At this moment, she was looking at Xiao Mu, who was sitting on a small stool and soaking and washing her feet, with eyes full of tenderness and happiness.

"If you are not as nice to Brother Qiu as you are now."

Ye Qiuling whined, "Brother Qiu took the baby and ran away from home."

"Don't worry, I will continue to be so nice to Brother Qiu in the future?"

Xiao Mu played with the pair of crystal clear ten-toed feet.

"Then Brother Qiu will always be good to you."

Ye Qiu'er's face was bright, her eyes sparkling, and she rubbed the stinky dog's head.

"I have good character." Xiao Mu patted his chest and assured.

"Really?"

Ye Qiuling's voice was sweet, soft and charming. "If you had 10,000 yuan in pocket money in the future, would you be willing to give it to Brother Qiu?"

"Are you playing a life-threatening game again?"

Xiao Mu was exhausted. "Don't even mention 10,000 yuan of pocket money. I'll hand it over to you, 100,000 yuan, 1 million yuan, 10 million yuan, 100 million yuan, and even 100 million yuan. Brother Qiu, just leave me 100 yuan of pocket money. I have nowhere to spend the extra money."

"Smelly baby is so good."

Ye Qiuling smiled foolishly, narrowed her eyes, and asked in a charming voice like a little goblin, "What if you have 1650 yuan?"

"Then give it to you too...eh?"

Xiao Mu was stunned.

The moment I heard the number '1650'.

Not only did my mentality collapse, I felt like the sky was falling.

"No, Brother Qiu, did you look through my pants?"

Xiao Mu jumped up and threw himself into the arms of the giggling Qiu Ge, "Give it to me, give it to me, that's all I have, Qiu Ge you can't take it all away."

"Ha ha……"

Ye Qiuling laughed while holding the whining and coquettish Choubao in her arms, "Didn't you say that you would give all the money to Brother Qiu, and only leave you a hundred yuan?"

"No, I only have so little pocket money."

Xiao Mu kept pushing against her arms, howling and throwing a tantrum, "Brother Qiu, give it to me, give it to me~"

"Not only did the country's great hero hide his private money, he also acted like a spoiled child in Brother Qiu's arms and acted like a spoiled brat."

Ye Qiuling was amused, angry, and helpless as she held his face and teased, "Isn't that embarrassing?"

"Face is something outside of the body, you can have it or not"

Xiao Mu wanted to cry but had no tears. "Money is a necessity. I have to have it."

"So you don't have any other dreams besides money?"

Ye Qiuling kissed his forehead.

"I still have dreams, such as..."

Xiao Mu said seriously, "I don't shock the world with my flirtatiousness, but I move the world with my lewdness."

Ye Qiuling: ...

It's almost sexy, and you're still coquettish?

"Can't you have a little faith?"

Ye Qiu'er pinched his ear and said coquettishly.

"Is narcissism considered a belief?" Xiao Mu asked righteously.

"Don't be so shameless."

Ye Qiuling narrowed her eyes and asked, "Have you ever thought about having another woman besides Brother Qiu?"

"I want to fall, too."

Xiao Mu sighed, "It's a pity that poverty is like a talisman, suppressing all my evil thoughts."

"Humph, you only know how to deceive Brother Qiu."

Ye Qiuling didn't believe it and pinched his cheek, "How much money do you want now?"

This is not a joke.

Xiao Mu’s several missions abroad.

If he wants money, hundreds of millions, billions, or tens of billions, he can get it just by saying it.

But now at his level, money has no meaning anymore.

But that 1650 is different.

That is a man’s pleasure, it is his lifeblood, all married men understand it!

"I don't care. I just want my 1650."

Xiao Mu buried his face in Brother Qiu's arms again, like a baby, "Brother Qiu, give it back to me."

"I can give it to you if you want."

Ye Qiuling asked with a smile, "Then can you please not stay in bed in the future?"

"Sleeping in is the least you can do to show respect for your vacation."

Xiao Mu rolled his eyes, "We have been civilized people since we were young. We can't be impolite."

Ye Qiuling: ...

I am completely convinced. Why does he talk so much nonsense?

"Then I'll give you a chance."

Ye Qiu'er coaxed the rebellious son in her arms with a smirk, "If you can tell me an interesting, funny, and suspenseful story about a man and a woman, I'll give you the 1650 back."

"Ah, this..." Xiao Mu started thinking.

Interesting, fun, suspenseful, male and female?

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, "I got it."

"Is it really true?"

Ye Qiuling was surprised and angry, "Tell me quickly."

"One day, a college student was sitting in the library when he saw a pure and lovely girl, and fell in love with her at first sight."

Xiao Mu raised his lips, "This college student secretly observed her for several days, and finally mustered up the courage and found the right time to confess his feelings to this girl."

"At that moment, a handsome boy suddenly came over and said he had been secretly observing the university student for several days. He asked if he could give him a chance so that they could compete fairly."

"The college student thought, I want to compete with me fairly, who is afraid of who? Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you're handsome. Come on, draw your sword."

"And he even told the boy that we had a deal: whoever gets the girl first would kneel down and apologize."

"But the handsome boy suddenly became confused, blushed, and said he was gay. He also said that he liked the college student instead of the girl."

"The college student was stunned and blushed instantly. She yelled at the handsome boy, 'Are you sick? You can like anyone else, but why do you have to like me? Do I look so much like a man?'"

"Then that handsome boy looked as if the sky had fallen, staring in amazement at the college student...woman in front of him?"

“Now comes the most exciting part.”

"The innocent and lovely girl who the college student fell in love with at first sight and wanted to confess her love turned her head and glanced at them, smiled contemptuously, ignored them, and walked into the men's restroom as if nothing had happened."

"Both the college student and the handsome boy looked as if they had seen a ghost. They were petrified as if struck by lightning, frozen in place!"

Xiao Mu smiled and said to Qiu Ge, "How is it? Interesting, fun, suspenseful, with men and women, and very exciting, right?"

Yes, it's exciting.

Ye Qiuling was stunned by what she heard. Her CPU was about to burn out.

My mother, my grandma, my brain has become a small date.

No, what is going on?

"Are you confused?"

Xiao Mu burst into laughter, "Is your head buzzing?"

And that's the case with this story.

The protagonist is a girl who looks like a boy and likes girls.

Boys are boys, like boys, and think the protagonist is a boy.

The pure and lovely girl turned out to be a boy and entered the men's restroom!